sunrise,

It was in an email from a friend who happens to be an OW.

You are up late!

D.

Yeah, I took 2 vacation days for R&R

just fooling around, supposed to be doing housework, Originally I requested off because from when we were in NY I requested Regis and Kelly tickets. Wouldnt you know the sent them for today, but my days off werent approved in time so, here I am like I said just foolin around, getting into trouble (check out my post on cindarella's valentine date thread).

Hows the car trouble?

I was up late working - lately I've found that nighttime is the only quiet time there that I can get anything done. Plus, then I have an excuse for sleeping in tomorrow, ah, today <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

I got this tonight in my e-mail:

Subject: MATHEMATICS

Understanding Mathematics:
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand
her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men, but Married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT.

Lets Try..

Thanks for the bright start to my day. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> Need it with the weather out!!

The Lost Part Of The Chapter of Genesis.



Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.
He said, "this pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.
She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you! She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.
She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
Of course the rest is history....

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by WillGetThruThis:
<strong>Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
Of course the rest is history....</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">I want my rib back.

That story reminds me of a Robin Williams line "God gave man a brain and a penis but only enough blood to run one at a time"

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">That story reminds me of a Robin Williams line "God gave man a brain and a penis but only enough blood to run one at a time" </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Ahhh, that explains everything <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />

d.