</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Hee Hee. I dare you to say... orgasm. </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">GG You seem to be in rare form today.

orgasm! there I said it! Who else?

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Why would the rest of the equation change to "P"-beer??? </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">It's my understanding that

"P" + Too Much beer can lead to lower case "p" before the other "P" ="O"

I think Wish was referring to too much beer making a P turn into a p.

So, Blonde + Beer = P = <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> , but Blonde + 5Beer squared = p = <img border="0" alt="[Teary]" title="" src="graemlins/teary.gif" />

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">"P" + beer + blond = "O" [/QB]</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Y'all haven't discussed the ramifications of too much beer in the equasion. Typically too much beer will cause "P" to turn into "p" in which case there is no "O" not even a "o".

And who brought up that darn cat anyway? Here kitty kitty......

Bill, I beat you. And it was WISH who brought up that dreaded cat. He’s the one who should get in trouble.

<small>[ June 09, 2004, 03:14 PM: Message edited by: greengables ]</small>

Then again too much beer can add a brunette to the equasion.

If (13BeerSqared = "P" or "p") the (BRUNETTEsquared = Blonde/2) and that may lead to "O" or "o"

However, the next morning suprise could be permantly "p"

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Bill, I beat you. And it was WISH who brought up that dreaded cat. He’s the one who should get in trouble. Good thing our mod is busy. </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">GG I only brought up the cat

You are the one who cross refrenced it

<small>[ June 09, 2004, 03:18 PM: Message edited by: WishI WereHome ]</small>

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by greengables:
<strong> Bill, I beat you. </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Not the best statement when we're talking about "P's"

Lord I apoligize.

Ahhh yes, but if you go and start changing the equation to add too many blondes, brunettes or beers then one must also add the old equalizer... the little blue "v". Thank you Pfizer...

Hence if:

Blond + beer + "P" = "0" = <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Then:

Blond + beer to the 5th power + "v" + brunette = <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> ... also to the 5th power.

<small>[ June 09, 2004, 03:28 PM: Message edited by: Want My Wife Back??? ]</small>

...also, I hear if you were to add altoids or pop rocks to the equation you end up with "O"x3 or 4...

But that is just a theorem.... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Cool]" src="images/icons/cool.gif" />

Wish, it’s not my fault I finally figured it out. I was blonde once remember. And I’m totally lost on the “beat you” one. Are we talking about Os, Ps, spankings, or Beer?

Also, I think we need an equation for margaritas. I like margaritas. better than beer. Mojitos though are the best.

2 mojitos + salsa music + P =
<img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

When did we start talking about spankings...????

...I think that is what we call a Freudian slip, eh GG...!!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />

Want My Wife Back???, you left out redheads. And you know they'll be irritated.

Altoids? Pop-rocks? Where in heavens did you hear that? Sounds like it's a one way deal though. I'm trying to work it out....

As for spankings, I was trying to figure out why "I beat you" had some hidden meaning to LostHusband.

<small>[ June 09, 2004, 03:39 PM: Message edited by: greengables ]</small>

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by greengables:
<strong> Are we talking about Os, Ps, spankings, or Beer? </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Now you're adding yet another variable to the equasion

Let's test this:

Spanking + P = "O"sqared

But that leaves no room for the Beer

hmmmmm, I'll have to think about that before I commit. Now c'mon GG get your little dirty mind working, when talking about "P" and referring to "Beating" someone, you do the math. Personally, I won't do that on the 1st date.

OMG, LF, I finally got it.

I was on entirely the wrong track. Not spankings at all. More like Jack who was a jerk. Right?

A 1st date? I should hope not. Maybe the beer and maybe the P part, but not the other part of the equation.

Aren't you the one who's in training to be a preacher? Cause it sounds more like you're training to be a preacher's son.

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by LostHusband:
<strong> Personally, I won't do that on the 1st date. </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Unless it's with a redhead. There I hope there happy now.

I'm not touching that 10 foot pole!

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> OMG, LF, I finally got it. </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> I was blonde once remember. </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Hmmm. Now we're back to the root of this whole thread.

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Also, I think we need an equation for margaritas </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">This is where beer became a variable. Back when the other version of "P" entered the equation.

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">I think that is what we call a Freudian slip, eh GG </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Or just a simple slip of the tounge <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> (Another variable)

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by WishI WereHome:
<strong> Or just a simple slip of the tounge <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> (Another variable) </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Isn't that normally essential to equalling "O" ???


And as for redheads...That is why I said blond was a variable... I'm equal opportunity, no need to discriminate... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by greengables:
<strong>Aren't you the one who's in training to be a preacher? </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Actually, I'm a "Lay Speaker" which basically means I'm a substitute preacher. I won't be a preacher for many many many years.

And please no comments on being a "LAY" speacher.

Butt

That doesn't mean that I don't have a "P", don't enjoy a Blonde, Brunette, or Red Head, wouldn't like to participate in a "OOOOOOOO", enjoy a Beer in moderation, or play with my cats.

However, I've never had the need for "v".

That being said along with being a born again Christian, I'm also a born again virgin. 1,125 days and counting, that's 27,000 hours, which is 1,620,000 minutes, which is 97,200,000 seconds.

WOW! Now I'm depressed.