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So in summation, let me see if I got this:
<5 Beer + “P” + Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead with margarita’s + spanking = “O” with a slip of the tongue
With the variable being whether or not to add “v” to the equation. But we haven’t accounted for the Cat or have we?
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I think a better summation would be that it's been a while for all of us <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="images/icons/mad.gif" />
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OK Back to the cat
A firefighter is working outside the station when he notices a little girl in a little red wagon with little ladders on the sides, a garden
hose coiled in the middle, and wearing a firefighter's helmet.
The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter takes a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire-truck,"the fire fighter says with admiration.
Thanks," the girl says. The firefighter notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little Partner," the firefighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar,I
think you could go faster."
The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right,
but...then I wouldn't have a siren.
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I was just thinking, It's a good thing I didn't start this thread on wednesday. Otherwise I would of titled it Hump Day Humor and we'd all probably get kicked off the boards.
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Too many variables and too many equations. I think it's time to bring Occam's razor to beer...er...bear.
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> I was just thinking, It's a good thing I didn't start this thread on wednesday. Otherwise I would of titled it Hump Day Humor and we'd all probably get kicked off the boards. </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">You can always start a new thread. Still 5 hours left in my time zone
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Back there, on page 2, you were discussing beer, blondes, P and p:
Is it also true that too much beer equals peepee which might be difficult if you are experiencing P and which, also, might cause difficulty with pursuit of O.
This beer variable seems to be difficult to moderate.
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