wasstubborn,<P>I so loved your business card idea when I first read it a couple of months ago, I told my best friend. She printed the cards. OW lives in a very small nearby town, works at the local bar... No, we've never done anything with the cards. Other things have happened, things I had nothing to do with, but I know that if the cards were found, I'd be blamed. I'm blamed for everything. <sigh> Still, I LOVED the idea!!!<P>Ditto on the bumper sticker. HONK IF YOU'VE HAD ME. Only I'd add...OVER ONE BILLION SERVED.<P>2sad

2sad<BR>I'm glad you got a kick out of it.<BR>I find that if I think of these things I don't need to do them. <P>Bimbo lives 1 1/2 hours from here so I never go to her town. If I did she certainly wouldn't know it. Why would I be in the middle of bimboland?<P>I just sit and wait patiently for what goes around to come around and hope that I hear about it. That's the best way to do it. But we can have our fantasies too I guess.

I read this yesterday, but wasn't up to responding... <P>Don't send Twinky an Anniversary card on YOUR anniversary (or would have been anniversary) congratulating her on getting the boobie prize. (And thanks for making your life better overall...)<P>Don't call your X on your "used to be" anniversary and ask him if his #^%@ has fallen off yet....<P>Um.... can you guys guess that yesterday would have been our 6th wedding anniversary? <P>DO get a bumper sticker that says "I still miss my X.... but my aim is improving!!!" (I really have one of these... it's on my fridge!)<P>Ok, now that you guys have made me laugh this weekend, I feel much better.... I'm gonna go take a shower and take myself out to a nice dinner!<P>Love, Thougts & Prayersm<BR>Butterfly<P>------------------<BR>There are deep sorrows and killing cares in life, but the encouragement and love of friends were given us to make all difficulties bearable. <BR>-- John Oliver Holmes<P>The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference.<BR>-- Elie Wiesel<P><BR>

LMAO Good post medic <P>Don't pack your new boyfriends underwear in his belongings when you ship them off to his new house. <P>Seriously, DON'T scrub the toilet with his toothbrush before you pack that, because he WILL get a bad infection. (so my friend told me) <P>Don't spray your perfume on your kids suitcase before the kids go away to THEIR house for a visit, it will put the ex on memory lane and cause him and OW to fight all weekend. <P>Don't forward all the joint bills to MR and MRS (your current name) and send them to the OW house, she'll just forward them back to you with her name on it.<P>Don't accidentally pack your sexy bra and panties in the kids overnight bag that belong in YOUR overnight bag for the same weekend. <P>And last but not least, Don't answer the phone Hi Sexy when he calls in because you think its someone else.

"Hi Sexy" - ooooooohhhh that is mean<P>Don't hire a bag lady to roast your husband on his 40th birthday about his missing time from work too frequently (which is supposed to be a secret) in front friends and family. Causes him to be quiet on his birthday the rest of the evening - and makes him worry about what else you know.<P>

LOL!!! these made my day, but glad to know funny to think about but NOT to do!<P>I am guilty of:<P>how about forward OW #1 e-mail to OW#2 email and vice versa! watch the cat fight<P>and<P>Cut the cell phone charger wires, no battery, no calls.(Definitely not proud of this one, it really was below me!)<P>Lila<BR>

Ladies and gentlemen, you all should be ashamed of yourselves! <P>Whatever you do, don't feed OW's cat cod liver oil so that it poops big messy poops in her shoes.<P>And don't make eau d'catbox and spray her sheets after you've discovered where that extra key on your husband's keychain goes.<P>And while you're there, don't dial 1-900-SEX-TALK while her answering machine is on.<P>Need I say that disconnecting her car battery is not nice? Besides, she'll just call H to come rescue her.<P>Learn what the exhaust manifold looks like. This is a terrible place to store an open can of sardines.<P>Don't leave a message with the receptionist at her work from Planned Parenthood...or the STD Awareness Center.<P>Posting her work e-mail address on alt.lifestyle.swingers can be traced to your computer, which is why you should do that at the library.<P>Never hold a seam ripper in one hand the seat of your husband's pants in the other. Especially if he is wearing them. <P>Once you've found the e-mails on your husband's computer, hitting the forward key is not a good idea after you've just copied her parents' e-mail address into the buffer...or their boss'...<P>Don't return the dust jacket of the latest movie OW loaned you, her best friend, with a porno flick inside.<P>And, last but not least, people always smile when they see a car driving down the street towing tin cans with the sign "Just Horny" on the back.<P>Just a few thoughts from the repressed wicked side of HBC.<P>Thanks for the laugh, Medic!