It's been one interesting morning!<P>I saw the OW first thing this morning, then H came over, then I spoke to OW2.<P>Seeing the OW was liberating. My H said that all his OWs were these gorgeous creatures and that he never introduced me to this one, who is "just a friend" because she's pretty and I'd be jealous. WELL, she's very plain looking. She has FAKE boobs, flat butt, flat nose, flat oily hair and a common face. He defended her by saying I must have caught her on a bad day and that when she dresses up, she would turn anybody's head. I told him she needed all the silicone, make-up, and clothes she could get because she has nothing on me first thing in the morning when I haven't even seen a comb or a drop of make-up. He said, "Well, you ARE the most beautiful woman in the world."<P>I went on to say that she needed to keep doing his laundry, cleaning the house, and sucking his **** because she needs to make up for what he's looking at.<BR>I told him I couldn't believe he traded down to THAT. I laughed and laughed. He got so mad! But then tried to get romantic and squeeze my chest and butt. (fool!) I asked him if he missed the real thing or a real woman with real curves. hahaha!<P>Later he told me that OW2 (the one with the kid) has been calling. He hasn't returned her calls. She asked if we were back together and if that was the reason for his not calling. I joked that I would take care of that, and he said OKAY! so I did! I CALLED HER!!! I told her that this is the MRS and WE would appreciate it if she would leave us alone. He's not calling her because he has nothing to say to her! I am sure she is going to be pissed. <P>No, I am not interested in getting back with him and I don't care about either of these women, but it felt good to finally be able to strike back in some small way. Hahahaha! <P>Just wanted to share some of the joy!

Hey Popeye,<BR>Good for you! Is it the full moon coming up that we are feeling strong and confrontational with OW? <P>You know something else I know from reading OW board? The majority of OW want to pretend the W doesn't exist, and certainly don't want to talk to her. Until MM dumps them of course, then they all feel she has the right to know about the affair.<BR>Lora

There, Carolina Belle said on one thread that 97% of OWs are worse off than the wife. <P>My WS's OW is the Chinless Wonder with a Banshee attitude to boot; she also drags her feet and gapes for added effect. No wonder he needed to be pissed drunk in a pitch dark room. <P>I mentioned in one thread that is why OWs had to resort to MMs because then they can blackmail them to stay or call the wife when they are getting the jitters so the MM will be kicked out and will crawl back to them.<P>WS are often blind or had to live with their choices. Why have hamburger outside when you can have steak at home (quote from the gorgeous Paul Newman). <P>So, all BS should not feel that low - we will live - viva la LIFE, our life on our terms.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lora:<BR><B>You know something else I know from reading OW board? The majority of OW want to pretend the W doesn't exist, and certainly don't want to talk to her. Until MM dumps them of course, then they all feel she has the right to know about the affair.<BR></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>This is exactly how I found out about this particular OW. The STBX dumped her and she thought I was the only thing standing in her way of having him, so she promptly went about trying to remove me from the picture. What a prize. She ought to be so lucky to have him!<P>I read what I wrote earlier and I gotta tell you it felt GOOD! I am entitled to my shallow moment in the sun after all the high brow, chin-up values I have tried to maintain. Nothing like a little good old fashioned, "nah nah nah nah nah" to make you feel better, eh?!

I say, good show, Old Girl! meow, meow, meow...I love it.