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HAHAHAHAHA.<BR>I know how we can claim this thread for ourselves again.<P>Guys, whip out your rulers. <P>For all those who say size doesn't matter. Well, I've got a HUGE roll of duct tape, and STL reminded me that duct tape can fix ANYTHING.<P>HAHAHAHA ouch,<P>--Jeffers
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HEY even the women know the greatness of good old fashioned DUCT TAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Welp ... so okay you males, lets hear the 1001 uses for Duct tape. ughhhhhhh ...<P>Jo
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R:<P>Use #1: securing wooly mammoths.<P>Godspeed,<BR>STL
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O M G !!!!!!!!!!<P>I leave ya'll to yer own devices and look what happens?<P>How many times did the forum crash while I was sittin' on the beach? All I did was try a little male bonding and and it degenerated into peeing on trees and driking from bidets!<P> ![[Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com]](http://www.marriagebuilders.com/forum/images/icons/smile.gif) <P>OK, I'm back so get back to work!!<P>WAT<P>Oh yea, it was great. Nice and hot and humid. Taz convinced me to just put sunscreen on my head so I would stop losing hats in the surf.<P>Me: Whadya think? Should I just put this stuff on top of my head?<P>Taz: Sure, why not? You put it on the hair on your arms and legs, don't you?<P>Me: Oh yea. I just thought that it wouldn't be a good idea on my head.<P>Taz: What are you afraid of mate? It's not like you're gonna lose more hair!
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Just wanted to continue your legacy in your absence.<P> Your head is OK, right? See, nothing happens when you put too much "stuff" in your hair. Just ask any lady.
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WAT:<P>Welcome back, dude!<P>Duct Tape Use Tip #2:<P>Securing Dave's hat to his head in the surf. <smile><P>Godspeed,<BR>STL
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OFFICIAL DTU #3: Securing PH that are too big once on the IWLP.<P><BR>Legend:<P>DTU - Duct Tape Use<BR>PH - Panty Hose<BR>IWLP - Infidelity Weight Loss Program<BR>
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R:<P>ROTFLMAO!<P>Godspeed,<BR>STL
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OMG!!<P>This was the best!! Was just passing through and had to add one thing!! Ladies think they are soooo suave and *sneaky*, but there is a full proof way to know when they...ummm..*pass the gas*...if they are wearing pantyhose (Yeah, I realize that not all do and not all the time...sheesh...I wouldnt want to go through the contortions you do for that either!! ![[Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com]](http://www.marriagebuilders.com/forum/images/icons/grin.gif) ), but if they should be wearing pantyhose and that event occurs, just watch their ankles swell...LMAO!!!<P>Im out!!<P>Trueheart
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Oh, please!<P>You've been watching too many cartoons!
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Trueheart,<P>One thing I love about guys is that you can never quiet get the 13 year old out of them. Lol<P><BR>OFFICIAL DTU #4: To close wounds incurred from wooly mammoth hunting.<P>If only we could get the AMA to realize that benefits of using DT instead of stitches to close wounds. I have a friend who single handedly proved this one. Got a deep slash in his leg while hunting (probably not for wooly mammoths but I think it still counts.) With no doc around he used his trusty duct tape. Saved his leg. I think that moral of the story is never, ever, go anywhere without duct tape. <P>Z
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that could only happen in geriatric support hose.....<BR>the others are to sheer for that to happen ![[Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com]](http://www.marriagebuilders.com/forum/images/icons/tongue.gif) <P>Duct tape use #4: to keep "things" in place when wearing a strapless or backless dress......(if you're brave enough).
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ODTU #5 A really cheap home leg waxing kit<BR>ODTU #6 Getting rid of that hair on Hubby's butt
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don't forget the hair on his back and in his ears....<BR>man, if I had a hairy husband, i would go beserk....
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He wasn't hairy when I married him. But then again...he wasn't tubby, bald, unemployed, wayward and father to a child by his affair. Hmmmmm....could things be going downhill?
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Use #7--a chastity belt/jock strap for wayward husbands?
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yea, strap it to his stomach! LOL, I'm just cracking myself up.<BR>
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So ....<P>I see we're back to farts again ... lol, with males it seems all roads lead to farting.<P>LMAO! Mrs. Job! Like your idea alot alot!<P>Jo
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Just tape that bad boy down! Excellent idea.
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