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Posted By: Dealan-de OT - You might be a redneck - 03/25/09 08:19 PM
Okay, gotta share this. On the trip back from DC, we ALL had to use the loo and I kid you not, we drove through a town called Bucksnort, Tenn.

Now if you live in Bucksnort, Tennessee, you might just be a red neck.

We were gonna stop at that town to use the facilities but we heard banjoes playing so we hurried right out of there.



Also, we crossed over Loosahatchie River.

I was wondering how one would come up with such a name, and I think I figured it out.

It's called Loosahatchie because that's what happens when you park your 72 Pinto on the river bank at low tide, proceed to imbibe too many tall boys and when you wake up at high tide, the vehicle is gone.

You done Lostyerhatchie.
Posted By: black_raven Re: OT - You might be a redneck - 03/25/09 08:27 PM
If you live in Clinton, TN, you might be a redneck...

A person once told me that the town motto is - "Daddy get off me...you're crushin' my cigarette." crazy
Posted By: cinderella Re: OT - You might be a redneck - 03/25/09 08:48 PM
I guess that a couple living in Polar, Texas would be Bi-Polar...or people who drive or live in the vacinity would be by-polar.
Posted By: cinderella Re: OT - You might be a redneck - 03/25/09 08:49 PM
pumpkin, tx is another one
Posted By: cinderella Re: OT - You might be a redneck - 03/25/09 08:50 PM
cut and shoot, tx
Posted By: cinderella Re: OT - You might be a redneck - 03/25/09 08:50 PM
gun barrel, tx
Posted By: cinderella Re: OT - You might be a redneck - 03/25/09 08:53 PM
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Posted By: ChaiLover Re: OT - You might be a redneck - 03/25/09 09:05 PM
I once heard that the West Virginia state tagline is "We're just one big family. Really".
Posted By: DancesWithGoats Re: OT - You might be a redneck - 03/25/09 09:26 PM
I don't know if that is an old one or not but I have never heard it and I just spit water all over my laptop! Crushin' my cigarette. rotflmao
Posted By: lildoggie Re: OT - You might be a redneck - 03/25/09 09:35 PM
I gotta go to Texas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Posted By: princessmeggy Re: OT - You might be a redneck - 03/25/09 09:40 PM
Waxahachie is pronounced two ways:

Waaaaax-a-ha-che (said with a wrinkled up nose) if you're a native.

and

Whots-a-ha-she (said with your nose in the air) if you're not.

rotflmao
Posted By: MelodyLane Re: OT - You might be a redneck - 03/25/09 10:15 PM
I don't get the joke!!?? What is wrong with them towns?? crazy
Posted By: MelodyLane Re: OT - You might be a redneck - 03/25/09 10:18 PM
I have been to Bucksnort, Tenn, though!! We got HATS there and laughed alot! smile
Posted By: Verve Re: OT - You might be a redneck - 03/25/09 10:29 PM
OMG @ Clinton, TN. That is so close to my hometown!

I've not heard that one before!
Posted By: Verve Re: OT - You might be a redneck - 03/25/09 10:29 PM
Oh and Stinking Creek, TN was close to my hometown, too.

Watch out!
Posted By: MelodyLane Re: OT - You might be a redneck - 03/25/09 10:41 PM
Cinders, the funniest Texas town name is not even on there! Turkey, TEXAS! home a Bob Wills!!
Posted By: Lie2me Re: OT - You might be a redneck - 03/25/09 11:01 PM
I went to Texas ONCE,

Enough said.

I ran back to Canada.
Posted By: cinderella Re: OT - You might be a redneck - 03/26/09 03:37 AM
I've worked really hard not to be distressed by the Bucksnort stuff. I know...I know....I can be touchy and I don't take well to being teased. At book club last night, we were talking about prejudice. One of the things we talked about was that, as Southerners, we feel that we are looked on as shoeless, illiterate rednecks. Bucksnort is sort of just down the highway from my home....let's say an hour or so.
Posted By: cinderella Re: OT - You might be a redneck - 03/26/09 03:38 AM
Depending on your route from D.C. to Bucksnort, you may have driven within a mile of my house and within 3 miles of my office.
Posted By: Lie2me Re: OT - You might be a redneck - 03/26/09 05:29 AM
Cinderella I understand. I am from Calgary, the redneck capitol of Canada. Or so we are made out to be.

Truth be told, we have a huge rodeo each year, have had since 1918 or so and that is the image most of Canada has of us. Not as a city of a million people with great museams, a world class Zoo, former host of the 88 Olympics. They see us as a bunch of horse riding cowboys.
Posted By: MelodyLane Re: OT - You might be a redneck - 03/26/09 05:32 AM
Originally Posted by cinderella
One of the things we talked about was that, as Southerners, we feel that we are looked on as shoeless, illiterate rednecks.

This is a problem?? rotflmao Some of the coolest people I know are rednecks! hurray
Posted By: MelodyLane Re: OT - You might be a redneck - 03/26/09 05:33 AM
Hey, I am a redneck!! laugh except I carry my pistola in my purse instead of in my gun rack. grin
Posted By: MrsWondering Re: OT - You might be a redneck - 03/26/09 12:42 PM
Try these on for size...

Driving from Detroit to Atlanta we pass by "Big Bone Lick State Park" in Kentucky...We stopped once to take pictures, and no lie there is a "Beaver Lick General Store" there! faint

Here in Metro Detroit we have "Big Beaver Road" which just happens to be "Exit 69" off of I-75...Somebody at the DOT had a sense of humor I say! rotflmao

Mrs. W

P.S. T'ain't nuttin' wrong wit bein' a redneck...Just remember, as the late Lewis Grizzard used to say, "God talks like we do!"...grin
Posted By: Vittoria Re: OT - You might be a redneck - 03/26/09 12:50 PM
Originally Posted by MrsWondering
Try these on for size...

Driving from Detroit to Atlanta we pass by "Big Bone Lick State Park" in Kentucky...We stopped once to take pictures, and no lie there is a "Beaver Lick General Store" there! faint

Here in Metro Detroit we have "Big Beaver Road" which just happens to be "Exit 69" off of I-75...Somebody at the DOT had a sense of humor I say! rotflmao
That is too funny! laugh rotflmao

No 2x4's I just want to try these new guys out, I love them :twobyfour: :twobyfour: :twobyfour:
They are so cool, thank you Mods!
Posted By: Mark1952 Re: OT - You might be a redneck - 03/26/09 01:21 PM
There is a town near here, that I will not name because folks I know from there might know who I am; when the cops make a traffic stop and it is someone who seems a bit dimwitted or a little, shall we call it, backwards, the cops will say they just made a stop and then add, "______ (Name of Town) type"

A few years back a tornado went through town and the joke was that it did 3 million dollars in improvements.

There is another town about 30 miles down the road (along old Route 66) that was once the prostitution capital of the Midwest. The name of the town?

Godly...

The railroads ran specials from Chicago to Godly every Friday night and made the trip back on Sunday night. Capone had ties to the area at one time.

Mark



Posted By: cinderella Re: OT - You might be a redneck - 03/26/09 01:32 PM
I have been to Calgary....I took my ice skates and skated during some of the awards ceremonies of the 1988 Olympics....of course, I was several blocks from them. But, the dad of the host family with which we stayed took a couple of their children and x and the child(ren) and I skated in an iced over fountain pool in front of some unknown office building. I had my first CinnaBon in Calgary. The people were nice. The rapid transit was nice. Nice experience! Calgary is a nice place - in my opinion....the people there do wear shoes....it's a real city! No cowpoke dustbin town. clap
Posted By: cinderella Re: OT - You might be a redneck - 03/26/09 01:34 PM
Mrs W, I might be on your route between the frozen north and the sunny south. I'd love to meet you on one of your drive-throughs.
Posted By: cinderella Re: OT - You might be a redneck - 03/26/09 01:35 PM
In Kentucky, there are 2 towns named Lovely and Beauty.
Posted By: nikko Re: OT - You might be a redneck - 03/26/09 01:36 PM
i drive through Buttzville, NJ everyday!!! lol
Posted By: MelodyLane Re: OT - You might be a redneck - 03/26/09 01:42 PM
Originally Posted by nikko
i drive through Buttzville, NJ everyday!!! lol

rotflmao
Posted By: Dealan-de Re: OT - You might be a redneck - 03/26/09 01:46 PM
Originally Posted by lildoggie
I gotta go to Texas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao

You are welcome in SAT anytime...

I cook steak very good too....course, I drown it in beer first...
Posted By: Dealan-de Re: OT - You might be a redneck - 03/26/09 01:50 PM
Originally Posted by cinderella
I've worked really hard not to be distressed by the Bucksnort stuff. I know...I know....I can be touchy and I don't take well to being teased. At book club last night, we were talking about prejudice. One of the things we talked about was that, as Southerners, we feel that we are looked on as shoeless, illiterate rednecks. Bucksnort is sort of just down the highway from my home....let's say an hour or so.

I must say dearest Cinders, that Tennessee is one of the prettiest states I've ever been to. The Wookie and I couldn't believe that the children slept through most of it's gorgessisity...and I wanted SO bad to go to Loretta Lynn's kitchen, but we didn't have the time. It was misting as we drove through and the mountains look like they were being kissed by the sky.

I also gotta say that it is very refreshing to drive over rivers and creeks that actually had water in them.
Posted By: cinderella Re: OT - You might be a redneck - 03/26/09 01:53 PM
Kimmy, what was your route through TN?
Posted By: Dealan-de Re: OT - You might be a redneck - 03/26/09 01:58 PM
We came in through Memphis, drove the Music Highway to Nashville and from Nashville hit Knoxville, and then passed into Va.
Posted By: Dealan-de Re: OT - You might be a redneck - 03/26/09 02:00 PM
Oh, and my youngest dau does a GREAT Elvis impression now.

She wore her "Thank You Very Much" tee shirt to school on Monday.

Graceland, Redneck Mecca. Every Redneck must make at least one trip there during their lifetime!
Posted By: MrsWondering Re: OT - You might be a redneck - 03/26/09 03:42 PM
Mark your story made me think of what the cops do here when you get pulled over now...They give you LIONS Tickets...If you do something REALLY BAD, they make you actually go to the game! grin

Cinders, that'd be GREAT...Is there a Sonny's BBQ near you by chance? Maybe we could have dinner together...We love Sonny's and I gotta have my BBQ while I'm down...it's the law I think...We will be passing through in just a coupla weeks as a matter of fact...

Kimmy, you just confirmed for me that I am indeed a redneck...Going to Graceland is on my "bucket list"...I love Elvis - my ipod is filled w/ him!

Mrs. W

P.S. There is also a "Hell, MI"...Beautiful countryside...Nice drive...Check it out...
Posted By: cinderella Re: OT - You might be a redneck - 03/26/09 05:14 PM
Originally Posted by MrsWondering
Cinders, that'd be GREAT...Is there a Sonny's BBQ near you by chance? Maybe we could have dinner together...We love Sonny's and I gotta have my BBQ while I'm down...it's the law I think...We will be passing through in just a coupla weeks as a matter of fact...


P.S. There is also a "Hell, MI"...

There's not a Sonny's near me....that I know of. I do know where Nick & Jim's is, where Neely's is, and there are several Whitt's locations. Check out the barbeque listings for the online yellow pages.

Memphis is only about 3-4 hours away.





BTW, in my heart, I was thinking that, if x died before our divorce was final, that I might have him cremated, give most of his cremains to his parents then take the rest to Hell, Michigan where I would build a fire and throw him in. I was so hurt and angry that I thought it would serve him right to literally burn in Hell.
Posted By: cinderella Re: OT - You might be a redneck - 03/26/09 05:19 PM
Kimmy, if the highway you took is also Interstate 40, you were so close to my home and office that it was ridiculous!
Posted By: Dealan-de Re: OT - You might be a redneck - 03/26/09 05:52 PM
I'm gonna cry Cinders...It WAS 40.
Posted By: Dealan-de Re: OT - You might be a redneck - 03/26/09 05:53 PM
And you coulda seen in person how great my littles and biggers are...

Posted By: cinderella Re: OT - You might be a redneck - 03/26/09 07:07 PM
Well, next time you road trip along 40, let me know.
Posted By: Dealan-de Re: OT - You might be a redneck - 03/26/09 07:43 PM
Yes ma'am.

Next year we're thinking Grand Canyon.
Posted By: SIHW Re: OT - You might be a redneck - 03/26/09 08:26 PM
Hey anybody ever been to The Bong National park in Wisconsin.....yes it exists.

And L2M.....Calgary may be a redneck capital in CANADA.....but they got one kick [censored] Hockey team.....shhhh don't tell my fiance I said that we are a house of Sharks fans....even tho I am more of a football fan myself....Go Bears!
Posted By: Amazin Re: OT - You might be a redneck - 03/27/09 12:16 AM
Just a few places that I couldn't help but chuckle about as I drove through....

Knob Lick, MO

Blue Ball, PA

Virginville, PA

Intercourse, PA

Climax, PA

Posted By: Vittoria Re: OT - You might be a redneck - 03/27/09 01:17 AM
Originally Posted by SIHW
And L2M.....Calgary may be a redneck capital in CANADA.....but they got one kick [censored] Hockey team....
You got that right!!!

PS Calgary is not a capital naughty

Saw Washington play last night ... that # 8 is pretty kick [censored] himself, he was a pleasure to watch.
Posted By: aussieswife Re: OT - You might be a redneck - 03/27/09 01:57 AM
Quote
Truth be told, we have a huge rodeo each year, have had since 1918 or so and that is the image most of Canada has of us. Not as a city of a million people with great museums, a world class Zoo, former host of the 88 Olympics. They see us as a bunch of horse riding cowboys.

Aussie said

Kimbers ..hey sis .. why youse and all youse friends musing about seeing 'em...... just reload and aim again.

faint

some wives do hav' 'em don't we rotflmao



Posted By: black_raven Re: OT - You might be a redneck - 03/27/09 02:07 AM
Originally Posted by Amazin

LOL...all WHs need to be imprisioned there.

Toad Suck, AR
Weiner, AR
Howey-in-the-Hills, FL
Two Egg, FL
Hellhole, ID
Beaverlick, KY
Big Bonelicks, KY
Hicksville, NY
Hard Up, UT




Posted By: Mark1952 Re: OT - You might be a redneck - 03/27/09 04:15 AM
Quote
Toad Suck, AR

That's one of the places I keep saying I want to move to.

I want to live so far out in the boonies that I have to send visitors a map and then go meet them at the highway and lead them in. Actually, Toad Suck isn't even really very rural. It is pretty much part of suburbia for Little Rock/NLR/Conway area. It's about half way between Conway (home of Central Arkansas University where Scottie Pippen went to school) and Houston (that's Arkansas not Texas).

I've been to Toad Suck.

Toad Suck Park (Conway)

Map of Toad Suck area.
Posted By: SIHW Re: OT - You might be a redneck - 03/27/09 04:34 AM
Originally Posted by Vittoria
Originally Posted by SIHW
And L2M.....Calgary may be a redneck capital in CANADA.....but they got one kick [censored] Hockey team....
You got that right!!!

PS Calgary is not a capital naughty

Saw Washington play last night ... that # 8 is pretty kick [censored] himself, he was a pleasure to watch.


Ahhhh I am stuck at an impass between Marleau and Clowe....both Great players! (hot too)

we went to the Sharks vs stars game last weekend....Great game 5-2 san jose.

AND I finally got shark wear....got a brand spankin new Black armour jersey. Pretty sweet if I do say so myself.
Posted By: rustyshackelford Re: OT - You might be a redneck - 03/27/09 08:31 AM
Originally Posted by Dealan-de
Okay, gotta share this. On the trip back from DC, we ALL had to use the loo and I kid you not, we drove through a town called Bucksnort, Tenn.

Now if you live in Bucksnort, Tennessee, you might just be a red neck.

We were gonna stop at that town to use the facilities but we heard banjoes playing so we hurried right out of there.



Also, we crossed over Loosahatchie River.

I was wondering how one would come up with such a name, and I think I figured it out.

It's called Loosahatchie because that's what happens when you park your 72 Pinto on the river bank at low tide, proceed to imbibe too many tall boys and when you wake up at high tide, the vehicle is gone.

You done Lostyerhatchie.

If I had known you guys were coming we coulda put our banjos in tune.

It's not that bad, we have a gas station, motel, and porn store on that exit. lol
Posted By: Dealan-de Re: OT - You might be a redneck - 03/27/09 01:03 PM
You couldn't swing a dead cat in Tenn. w/out hitting a porn store.

When the Wookie commented on that, I told him "how d'ya think we got 5 kids? It's called 'cable in the bedroom'".

Silly Wookie.
Posted By: PSUBIKER Re: OT - You might be a redneck - 03/27/09 03:54 PM
Originally Posted by Amazin
Just a few places that I couldn't help but chuckle about as I drove through....

Knob Lick, MO

Blue Ball, PA

Virginville, PA

Intercourse, PA

Climax, PA

Add Bird in Hand PA, Gap Pa, Paradise PA. All of the PA towns are located in Lancaster County. Crazy Amish!
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