Games to Play When You Are Old - 03/23/01 03:40 PM
1. Sag, You're it<BR>2. Pin the toupee on the bald guy<BR>3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.<BR>4. Kick the bucket<BR>5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says BEND OVER.<BR>6. Doc, Doc Goose<BR>7. Simon says something incoherent.<BR>8. Hide and go pee<BR>9. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta<BR>10. Musical recliners<P>OLD IS WHEN....Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.<BR>OLD IS WHEN....A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.<BR>OLD IS WHEN....You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.<BR>OLD IS WHEN....You're cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of the police.<BR>OLD IS WHEN...."Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber today.<BR>OLD IS WHEN...."Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.<BR>"OLD" IS WHEN....AN "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!<P>OMG! Did I say that?<P><BR>CJ<P>------------------<BR>Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.