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1. Sag, You're it<BR>2. Pin the toupee on the bald guy<BR>3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.<BR>4. Kick the bucket<BR>5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says BEND OVER.<BR>6. Doc, Doc Goose<BR>7. Simon says something incoherent.<BR>8. Hide and go pee<BR>9. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta<BR>10. Musical recliners<P>OLD IS WHEN....Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.<BR>OLD IS WHEN....A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.<BR>OLD IS WHEN....You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.<BR>OLD IS WHEN....You're cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of the police.<BR>OLD IS WHEN...."Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber today.<BR>OLD IS WHEN...."Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.<BR>"OLD" IS WHEN....AN "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!<P>OMG! ![[Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com]](http://www.marriagebuilders.com/forum/images/icons/shocked.gif) Did I say that?<P><BR>CJ<P>------------------<BR>Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.
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Look out FW is in another good mode. <P>Were in the world do you come up with this stuff? ;-)<P>
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I am fun, funny, goofy, silly and nearly forty...<P>I have to do SOMETHING to keep my mind alert! ![[Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com]](http://www.marriagebuilders.com/forum/images/icons/grin.gif) <P><BR>CJ<P>------------------<BR>Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.
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CJ,<BR>you should take your act on the road!!!<P>Bob<P>------------------<BR>"You can't always get what you want! But if you try real hard,you might just find, you get what you need!"<BR>Mick Jagger
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Are you suggesting that NEARLY forty is old?!!! 8^)
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Sag, you're it? <P>Who brought the camera into the room while I was getting dressed? <P>Boy, I needed the laugh today!! Thanks!<P><P>------------------<BR>~Sheryl<BR>(a bit worse for the wear, but hanging in there)<P><B>Life <I>is</I> difficult</B>.<BR><I>The Road Less Traveled</I><BR>~M. Scott Peck
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<BR>Kick the Bucket!! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
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CJ,<P>Thanks,those are just too funny!<P>You always know how to make us laugh!<P>Gina <P><P>------------------<BR>"If we deny love that is given to us,if we refuse to give love because we fear pain or loss,then our lives will be empty,our loss greater!"-----Anonymous----
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