A little Woman to Woman humor to start off the New Year - Sorry Guys! - 12/31/03 07:29 PM
15 pieces of Advice to pass on:
1. Don’t imagine you can change a man - unless he’s in diapers
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there
4. Never let your man’s mind wander - it’s too little to be out alone
5. Go for the younger man. You might, as well they never mature anyway
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable
8. Women don’t make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types
9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn’t ask for directions
13. If he asks what sort of books you’re interested in, tell him checkbooks
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his
15. Sadly, all men are created equal
1. Don’t imagine you can change a man - unless he’s in diapers
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there
4. Never let your man’s mind wander - it’s too little to be out alone
5. Go for the younger man. You might, as well they never mature anyway
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable
8. Women don’t make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types
9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn’t ask for directions
13. If he asks what sort of books you’re interested in, tell him checkbooks
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his
15. Sadly, all men are created equal