You are a very bad human being, Neak. It is 0115, and I was headed to bed hours ago, but for some reason decided to read a little bit of your story. Why, I don't know. It's not like I'm unfamiliar with it, after all. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> You are the only person I know of that can make infidelity humorous. Yes, I realize it wasn't at the time, and you didn't turn into Winona McScrawny, Wraith of the Alien Fog because you were laughing too much to eat, but still...

I've snorted so many times in the last 4 hours I thought I was turning into Melody Lane! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> I am sorry I'm your mother. If I weren't I could tell you what an exceptional human being you are, and how I admire the grace and determination that you brought to a crisis you didn't ask for, didn't deserve, and never anticipated...and nobody would think I was biased or prejudiced. However, what's done is done and can't be helped. And my being your mother does not make you any less remarkable to me. Your husband is a lucky man.

Now I'm going to sleep. I can only take so much amusement in one evening! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />