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#1162134 07/22/04 03:31 PM
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1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love, and now that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.

2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.

3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin them for me.

4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go...
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.

5. Someday I hope to marry...
(Inside card) - Someone other than you.

6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age...
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!

7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.

8. We've been friends for a very long time...
(Inside card) - What do you say we stop?

9. I'm so miserable without you...
(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.

10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.

12. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday...
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.

13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, and Louisiana)

14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder...
(Inside card) - What was I thinking?

15. Congratulations on your wedding day!
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.

#1162135 07/22/04 03:46 PM
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(snicker snicker)....

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#1162136 07/22/04 09:19 PM
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So funny <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> ... can we plaigerize a little???

#1162137 07/22/04 09:32 PM
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Thanks for the laugh! Those are good! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

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<small>[ July 23, 2004, 08:28 AM: Message edited by: SerendipiT ]</small>

#1162139 07/23/04 11:26 AM
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LOLOLOLOL!!!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Thank you for the laughs!

My office took a vote, and by far, #9 is our favorite. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

<small>[ July 23, 2004, 11:36 AM: Message edited by: UN ]</small>


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