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Poor Billy and Nippy and Peanut, they didn't make it, sniff, sniff. And that's right Robby, they DIDN'T make it!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> Your non-gross out gross outs were pretty gross, I'd hate to see your real gross outs. Am I still the town nympho? I would like to be something intellectual and erudite. Jen And I'm posting at work. Hee hee. And I think I got the 100th post. Hee hee. Jen
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Jen - Posting in the middle of the night? Yikes! Yep you are still the town S.
(The warden is staggering back looking for survivors).
But now have dogs involved. Will sniff out everyone.
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believer .... LINY went back to work (in some ways it's my he11 ... ya know. But that's too much to think about when I'm in Idiotville and the drinks are flowing!!! Dammit!!!).
Now - GO BRING 'EM BACK ALIVE!!!!! (OR [censored]-FACED)
{{{WARDEN}}}
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Hey, can I be the IDIOTVILLE shrink? I can open up a Psych hospital for all of us. I'll be a resident and the counselor. I need a job. I ran an anger management group for a year. I'm sure there are some folk on MB that could use a good anger management group. So what do you all think? Can I be the IDIOTVILLE counselor? Of course at the moment I will have to practice without a license. No biggie! CV
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Sheesh idiots!! I said: I'm going to the gym... and then when I get back I'm going to get drunk! Ok, so I didn't say it but I meant it!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> DC your more than welcome here!! I posted to you here a couple of days ago but there's no way to prove it now... is there! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> Now get a JOB!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> CV - as you sure you want to take on THAT much? Have you been here before? We're all pretty much nuts! Kiwi is the Madam President of City Council... she can get you a temp. license!! She knows folks!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> Idiotville is growing... maybe we need a census! Speak up... name... title... job... address... social security number... bank... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> Welcome to Idiotville!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> I am the Mayor!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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CV -
OMG - When the student is ready, the teacher appears. We desperately need a psychologist/anger management/addiction specialist/AA worker, gambler specialist et al.
We also have co-dependents, crazy people, bi-polar folks and sex addicts. Some of us are hearing voices too.
We have some chocolate addicts, and (did I say it before) sex addicts.
So you are very needed here.
By the way, last night I had a dream about......... Oops, are you good at dream interpretation?
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Billy & Nippy didn't make it?!? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> sniff... sniff...are you sure?!? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="images/icons/frown.gif" />
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OK - I'm back for a few minutes. Packing stuff for trip to deer lease. I like the swat team idea - can I be justice of the peace too? I could be the swat team sniper!! Curly best not cross my sights!! Welcome all you new idiots! The more the merrier, I say. I have trouble keeping the old idiots straight - who did what to whom or who had what done unto them? So I will never get the new ones straight either. Oh, well, we're all idiots anyway. Glad I moved to idiotville before y'all. Nobody asked me to prove I am an idiot. But I could have given them more than 3. At the rate we're going, I will get back Sunday night to 50 new pages I will have to read. I might get a headache. Do we have a town doctor yet? One is needed to dispense aspirin and ADs. Anyone qualified? It will be good to have a lawyer in case we have to protect ourselves from the moderators. I think NG should be the town mechanic. She seems to know a lot about cars and trucks and things that have 4 wheels. After I get through paying my lawyer, I will need a free mechanic to fix my 8 year old car <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="images/icons/frown.gif" /> I'm afraid it's bedtime. Will probably leave early in the a.m. so guess I'll say bye now. I'll miss this thread more than anything while I am gone. Idiotville rocks <img border="0" title="" alt="[Cool]" src="images/icons/cool.gif" />
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Robby, they MIGHT have made it. Believer, is out there with the sniffer dogs right now. OMG, how sad am I? I really didn't like the thought that Billy and Nippy were under the rubble of the old town. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> Serious note for new citizens. We're all idiots here, Robby is Mayor and we don't have titles like BS or WS, which is what I LOVE about this place. Now where are LINY and Bob - time for them to go on and on and on and on about punk music and time for me to get totally bored by it. Jen
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{{{{{Kiwi}}}}} Glad you're here! You speak. I listen! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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Just a brief visit tonight.
It's 6.45pm here and we (H and I)are going to a party tonight. Yippeeeee. It's also Friday night.
My rules for tonight:
Don't drink too much.
Don't stay out too late.
Don't say really stupid things to people if I forget rule no. 1.
Don't dance on the tables - in fact don't dance because even though I think I look FABULOUS dancing, other people might not think so.
I will let you know tomorrow how many rules I broke (I mean kept).
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I have a headache and its making me frown. Like this =>:{ And my dog won't stay outside long enough to have a proper wizz 'cos he's scared of the fireworks. " its gonna be a bright...bight...sunshiney day " oooooooo yeaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh" <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> stuff it, I'm going back to bed to spoon-hug my sleeping baby and wait for the drugs to kick in ! <small>[ November 05, 2004, 12:26 AM: Message edited by: Bob Pure ]</small>
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{hiding all of brown's bras--turning the heat way down} Well, brown is the town cheerleader!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Cool]" src="images/icons/cool.gif" /> {{{{{{{{{{IDIOTS}}}}}}}}}} What kind of fvcking town is this where they close the bar at, well, whatever time fraggles last posted? Is this a self-serve fvcking bar? And no fvcking way--NO WAY will I be subject to the sh1t of a fvcking town psychologist. I am not fvcking angry so shove your anger managment up your a$$!!! Hehehe...my little welcome for 55!!!! kiwi...you are now dubbed the smart s1ut of the town!!!! (Or is that smart a$$ s1ut?!?!?!?) Actually, I think you would make a great clerk. You look so distinguished in your picture...yeah, Town Clerk. All in favor? AYE!!! Can't call you SS, though, spidey might get insulted. You rock!!!!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" /> And sadf...where did you go?!?!? You too DC?!?!? No hiding on this board!!! Where's the dang warden when you need her! {{believer}} ST...I think you should be the...hmmm....got it...bouncer...Who would mess with one of us, named "shivering timbers"?!?!? Anybody else for a job? Um, didn't sound good...Anybody else need a position? Forget it. You know what I mean! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> Speaking of...NG, where the heck are ya?!?!? {{NG}} Oh, I hope I didn't miss anybody...yes I did...Starz!!!!!!!!! Def the sharp shooter of the bunch! Were you with the Commish today when he came and visited today? Boy, am I exhausted. And Bob, keep your head up, mate!!!! May not be able to post tommorrow/later. If I don't have a great weekend everyone!!!!!!!!
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Hiya LINY ! I'm OK matey ! Ain't no 'sadless' default to get back to anymore. Just gott aget used to tat and make me some HAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I just did all the morning chores cos I was up early - that will get soem some SERIOUS kudos offa my FWW ! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> * Incidentally - I shall henceforth refer to my lovely FWW as " Squid" or "Squiddy" not FWS at least on this thread.
Its a pet name and I get fed up with labelling her on here. I can't help but think it mentally reinforces the memory of her 'sin' in my mind when I post here. Bollocks to that ! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> *So I'll pour Squid's coffee now and do CPR to try and bring her back to life ( Squiddy's not a morning person !!!!!!!!LOL ! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> )
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Bob! I think if you would like to change occupations here, I think you would make a grand interpreter. It's not you that talks and writes funny, it's everyone else, right?!?!? (Well, at least I don't have a problem!) It's really weird how each country and its separate areas have their own dialects and accents. I hope squid can see what a beautiful man you are! Yeah, when I eventually do go back to D/S, it will take me a while to readjust--definitely NOT a morning person myself! (Neither is brown, come to think of it. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> ) Go enjoy that coffee!!
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Ahhhhh the SHEER JOY on Squiddy's fae when she took a sip AND saw the kitchen tidy and the kids school lucnhes made ! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> Y'know yesterday I was working away from very early till very late so Squid had to do all the choires and driving around herself. It was a PLAN A VINDICATION DAY ! ;D (To my shame I only helped out under protect pre-Plan A <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="images/icons/frown.gif" /> ) but its just and instinctive part of life nw to PJOA who does what. Squid had to do lucnh, get teh kids ready for school, drive them both to their schools, go visit MIL and do teh stuff that lovely potty very ill old lady wanted to do, collect kids & MIL to visit new baby, go to DDs parents night visit to school, take DD and SS to pony club, then get home cook the kids dinner and crash. * sigh * She was POOPED when I got home - dozing and drooling in front of QVCs christmas crafts special ! She said " I really missed you today ". HAH! Plan A ROCKS ! If I'd know what kudos doing chores and taxi-iing the kids would get me I would of done more YEARS ago ! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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I think I will start calling you sir bob--and no disrespect to the "English way"; just that much admiration for the sir bob pure way! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">HAH! Plan A ROCKS ! If I'd know what kudos doing chores and taxi-iing the kids would get me I would of done more YEARS ago ! </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Funny...and not in a "Hahaha" tpye of way. Guess none of us would be here if we had known that tidbit (and a few others) years ago, huh?
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LINY you right mate - the laughter stops and turned pensive ! That quite true who knows what would have happened if I'd DONE more: been more DYNAMIC in the mundane stuff in our M before the A ? [semi serious warning] LINY I seem to be respected and appreciated by pretty much everyone ....but Squiddy. She's had it for so long its boring to her now I guess. Perhaps a few months with OM would've made hr more appreciative? I dunno [/semi serious warning] <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> well TGIF !!!!!!!!!!! {{{LINY}}} <small>[ November 05, 2004, 02:19 AM: Message edited by: Bob Pure ]</small>
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Thanks, sir bob. Is kinda late. Um, early. (3:00am! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> )
Only the present, right?
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Yep I forgot u worked nights so I edited * Pillock !* ( thats another quaint old English word for DORK ! ) Manly hugs " wheres your hand?" " Here between these two pillows " " THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS !!!!!! " <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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