i was gone for a while. what happened to the jelly thread? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Confused]" src="images/icons/confused.gif" />

* Incidentally - I shall henceforth refer to my lovely FWW as " Squid" or "Squiddy" not FWS at least on this thread.

Right on buddy bob boy! I'll drink to that!!!

Hey where the heck is Fraggles when you need her.

Hey Linny I was never around much in Idiotville when you and Brown were. You two are hysterical!

Reading Linny and Bob's convo first thing this A.M. really got me in the mood for today.

It's FRIDAY!!!! Yeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaw!

Kiwi - hope you had a good night out on the town with the old man!

Weaver - Jen i sprobablystill swinging froma chandelier in NZ somewhere ! Its only midnite there !
Else she and geordie H are doing the wine-fuelled wild thing SNORT ! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

Either way makes my work day look pretty boring ! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

Report in Captain Jen ! GOD I'd love a night out with Squid. Can't remember when we last danced drunk with each otehr !

Its been AGES.

Must get a babysitter and go for it. Still, we get lunches together a lot while kids are at school ! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

weaver - it's good to hear someone appreciates us - even if it's just a bunch of Idiots.

{{weaver}} and {{all Idiots}}

LINY can hide my bras and turn the heat down - but I'll hide his briefs ........

He's going for the Perky factor.

Bob - For the love of God man - take that Squid out (and I'll be jealous b/c LINY and I haven't been out - since? Well, the wedding I was in 2 wks ago!) (But that doesn't count b/c "I owed it to my Maid of Honor and one of my oldest and dearest friends").

Well, I guess I'll get ready and go to work. I'll have to be Perky there too - I'm teaching a class and I have to entertain my students. The subject matter really, really is some of the most boring stuff on earth. I find myself falling asleep too! (Alot of stretch breaks!)

Be Well Idiots {{{{ALL}}}}

Brown

Brown perky boobs are a gift of God. Y'see he didn't NEED to make ladies and their parts so beguiling but he DID. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

So its holy for me to like looking at perky boobs as long as I save my active response for Squiddy's boobs.
<img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />
Which, by the way are VERY VERY nice INDEED.

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> Does size count??? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

Perkiness and shape are far more important to me than size !

As my dad used to say when hed a had a beer - " more than a handful is wated anyway!"
<img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> (thank Goodness LINY thinks like your dad!)

I've lost some weight - they were the 1st to go. (and thank Goodness LINY likes the Bootee too! - that will be the last go).

I gotta go to work - URGH!!!!

good day to all!!!!

Brown

<small>[ November 05, 2004, 05:46 AM: Message edited by: brown ]</small>

Wow...the time difference in Idiotville sure does keep it rocking 24/7..!! You guys crack me up...and what a relief to know here i'm not a FWS..just another citizen of idiotville...

hmmm...now i gotta find a job <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />

Yeah DC get a job!!!! (You could always join the cheerleading squad with me - I can't be perky all the time and I don't like smiling all that much - however, I love to scream and yell <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" /> )

Good morning Idiotville, my how we have grown. Welcome to all new Idiots, Robby is the Mayor, but Jelly holds all the power!!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Be fearful people, HEAR ME, BE FEARFUL!!!!!!!!

Bouncer for ST, so sad, the origin of his name was back in the old thread, and it was funny, now nobody will every know, where my darling ST got his name.

Jelly

Robby Said, </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> We won't have to kiss Jelly's [censored] all the time to keep the thread open!!
</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">I guess you didn't get that memo!!!

Starz on SWAT, LMAO, Believer, good one. Starz would be perfect. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> Starz, you were so obviously an idiot, that is why you didn't have to pass the Idiotville test. That's a compliment, BTW. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Weaver said, </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Hey what is Spideys' position Robbie?

</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">EXTERMINATOR!!!! You can wear tights if it makes you feel better.

Spidey said,
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> I believed: "We're just friends"
I believed: "ILYBIANILWY"
I believed: "Because elephants have big feet"</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Yup, your an Idiot, BTW, it was suppose to be alphabetical order, you will fit in just fine. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> Spidey, have you met Peanut, the town elephant???

kiwi said, </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Am I still the town nympho?

I would like to be something intellectual and erudite.

</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Are you saying town nympho isn't????

55 said, </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Can I be the IDIOTVILLE counselor? </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Do you have a script pad???? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

I have a feeling, with this new group, I'm never going to get anything done around here.

Frags, sorry about the window, you closed early, with this sudden move, I forgot my key. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />


Robby, we need the Idiotville rules outlined for the new people.

What are they again??

1.NO titles, WS-BS!!!
2.You must be funny, almost all the time, (unless you are Liny, somehow he slipped through the cracks.) <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />

C.You MUST NEVER get offended, by anything somebody might say to you, it is all banter and fun.

4.The milestone posts, must be a member of Idiotville to win, you must not post two consecutive post in a row, and you must gloat to beat the band when and if you do win.

5. No smoking, but as you see nobody abides that one, cancer seeking people anyways.

That is all I can think of for the moment, but I'm sure there is more. Robby can you help.

Jelly

KY
Frag did close the bar quite early - now I'm forced to put my own Baileys in my coffee and go to work

I'll hit it up later in Idiotville. Peace out Yall!

Brown

Have a great day Brown. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

{{hiding my cigarette and waving away the smoke coz I didn't know Idiotville was a non-smoking society}}..ah well, I'm not coordinated enough to smoke and type at the same time anyway.. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

I dunno about the cheerleading job...way too lazy to be perky that often...well, since the temperature dropped down in the 30's here since yesterday..there ARE parts of me that are perky... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" /> ..but I'll fix that as soon as I brave the icky, spider infested basement to re-light the pilot on the furnace...where's that exterminator when ya need her...???

oh yeah, a job..hmmmm....I guessing there is already a bartender in town..but I have a feeling here in Idiotville ya can never have too many of them...then of course since the warden has brought in the dogs, maybe she could use a deputy...i like doggies... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">I seem to be respected and appreciated by pretty much everyone ....but Squiddy. </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Not true bob! I don't respect or appreciate you!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> j/k

Good Morning Idiotville!!!

64 degrees this am. Gonna be a beautiful day!!

You left out a rule Jelly Bing!!

No Edits

Ow! My head hurts...

Fraggles poured those drink a little strong last night!

Smoke 'em if you got 'em!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

DC, put down the cigeratte, yuck, it makes you smell, it stains your teeth, it is tacky, trashy, cancer causing to yourself and to your family and friends who are around you.

As for a job, We don't have a Fire dept. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Welcome to Idiotville,
Robby is the mayor
but I'm the Queen

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Not true bob! I don't respect or appreciate you!! j/k LMAO


64 degrees this am. Gonna be a beautiful day!!
It snowed here last night!!!!

You left out a rule Jelly Bing!!

No Edits OMG, how could I forget that, I believe that was our very first rule. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />

Ow! My head hurts...

Fraggles poured those drink a little strong last night!

That's what I like to see, somebody who takes pride in their work.
</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">edited, to flex my muscles, and show my power. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

<small>[ November 05, 2004, 06:41 AM: Message edited by: kyellow4 ]</small>

Today is my S first birthday!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Happy Birthday Buddy !!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Happy Birthday Baby Bear.

Aunt Jelly (psst, I'm coming for you very soon)