I'm quitting as resident shrink. Believer has put way too much pressure on me with all those addictions here in IDIOTVILLE. And LINY, I don't think I'm qualified to run that anger management group after reading your post. Working with folks who were court ordered because of violent behavior would be easier than this group. Also, given my very own revenge fantasies towards a certain woman, I think I need to be in an anger management group.

SOOOOO, what can I do here? Any suggestions? H has been telling me a lot lately he wants to quit his job and be a bus driver. Maybe I can drive the bus, and if he EVER comes to this place I'll give him my job, and I'll find another. Nah, I don't want to drive all you lunatics around. Well, I'm open for suggestions. CV

CV - Sheeeesshhhhhh, you quit on us already? Now we'll just have to cry in our beer. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" />

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Hey what is Spideys' position Robbie? </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Um hello??? Spidey??? She our resident super hero and web slinger...didn't you know there IS a Spider Girl?

Oh yah....not enough nerds like me on this board at all!

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by weaver:
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And as the Surgeon General I will decide what is hazardous to our health. And so far the only thing which I have issued a "hazard warning" on is lack of SF.

WARNING! TheSurgeon General has issued a warning that lack of sex is hazardous to your health.

</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Oh crap...I'm dooomed .. may as well smoke away.. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />

Well, it's official, Idiotville is definately a bad influence on me already...spent so much time contemplating what I am qualified for (thanks for sparking that inferiority complex Jelly) that I forgot to check my jeans in the dryer and had to come to work with damp jeans...it was either that or waste my one casual day a week wearing 'dress up' clothes...screw that...but did ya ever have to be outside in 30 degree temps with damp jeans on??...not fun....! And now I'm posting at work!!...you guys are gonna get me in trouble I can tell... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />

Robby, Happy Birthday to your little one...I loooove babies, and one is such a great age...they still smell good (well, except when they dookie their diaper), can't talk yet, and you can strap them in a highchair, put them in a playpen or crib and they have to stay there!...ahhh, the memories...I've been living with teenagers for the last 5 years, so it's kinda of hard to remember when having kids was fun!!

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">I ONLY edited because you're cute and stuff!!!
</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">I know Robby. You're the bomb diggitiest!

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Does anyone have a cure for a Goober addiction? </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Chocolate covered oreos and Salt-n-Vinegar Chichirrones.

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by kyellow4:
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I just don't get why people smoke, can't you read it is bad for you. Kind of like that infedelity thing, it is bad, why do people do it???

Jelly, calling the kettle black. </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Jelly..quit your nagging would ya?...I brush my teeth constantly, carry good smelling spritzer perfume around with me, and I'm very considerate of those who don't smoke....My H is a 'reformed' smoker and he makes me go outside...which is normally not a problem until winter hits the east coast...brrrrr...
Besides Robby said I could... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

Well since CV quit as shrink, at least I'm not the only unemployed one in the bunch..still trying to pick a job though....I always had this weird thing about being a mailman..it was like my dream when I was a kid...(don't ask why..I'm kind of afraid to dig into that one too deeply..lol)

Ok, this is for Jelly. Where were you yesterday? I know. Right here, check out this link. Jelly, you terrorist...J/K.

chocolate wreck

Actually, this article doesn't do it justice.

Leave my roads alone. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> And please make it somethin' Perky

</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Please see any of my references to Dr. Peter Ladoux in SAT, TX. He is the God of Making 'Em Perky....Told the man to make 'em perky and he took my destructions and ran with them...also told him to lift da girls up to my chin so when gravity starts workin' on 'em again they'll always be in the exact right places.....


(evil grin)

Heres a stupid idea

I was booked in to get a tatt a month or so ago.

A big one on my right bicep of a broken heart in a design that could be repaired with laces at a future visit.It was a beautiful design and as this sitch is one of the big life ones I thought a Tatt would commemmorate my survival from it at least.

ANYWAYYYYYYYYYYYY i thought about it and realised it might be a recovery inhibitor. How would Squid like to be reminded of how much she'd hurt me every time I took off my shirt or wore a tee shirt ? So I canned the idea. But I'm resurrecting it !

Any ideas or a nice tatt with a CONNECTION to this mess but something that would not be a trigger to Squid?

Bob, I'll have to give your tattoo some thought. But I had a great idea. How about I can give people tattoos here in IDIOTVILLE? I think I'm into pain, that is inflicting it. HMMMM, I'm sure as I'm sticking everybody with those needles I can be imagining who I'd really like to be stichin' it to. Can't you see why I make such a good counselor in the real world? I don't have any hang-ups! REALLY! CV

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Now where are LINY and Bob - time for them to go on and on and on and on about punk music and time for me to get totally bored by it.

</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">At least Jen doesn't get bored when I talk about it. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> " more than a handful is wated anyway!"
</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">I had a guy say that to me while I was a G cup...of course he never looked me directly in the eyes during our whole conversations....I'm still of the opinion that it was totally sour grapes on his part.

[censored]. "Um, hello, my face is UP HERE."

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">We won't have to kiss Jelly's [censored] all the time to keep the thread open!!
</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Speak for yourself. She likes it that way.


SIMMER DOWN ST!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bob how about a squid???? I would hate my H to get a reminder of the A. That is crazy. I'm sure you won't feel like it in months to come. Sit on it, and think.

I'm sorry, but it is funny to me, you look way different than your personality.

tattoos are tacky, just like smoking. Man I'm opinionated. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

I'm so much more conservative then you all.

RH, I should have been there for clean up.

KY: I thought you were the one that caused the wreck? Oh well. J/K

Oh YES. I want a tattoo too!

Yes, lets talk about ideas for tattoo's.


Jelly, you definately need to spend some time up here on the island <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> You be wound up a little too tight, little sister.

I'm surprised our free spirit Kimmy hasn't had a little more influence on ya yet. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Jelly, you definately need to spend some time up here on the island </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">WHEN PIGS FLY!!!!!!!!!


</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> I'm surprised our free spirit Kimmy hasn't had a little more influence on ya yet. </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">I'm not a conformist, so when we getting tattoos? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:
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We won't have to kiss Jelly's [censored] all the time to keep the thread open!!

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Speak for yourself. She likes it that way.
</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Oh, my darling Kimmy, you know me so well. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> and what a relief to know here i'm not a FWS..just another citizen of idiotville...
</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">My darlin' DC - your mistakes do not DEFINE you if you don't let them. If you learned something, if you became a better human being in spite of them....well, then you are MORE than welcome in MY life.

I tell my dearest Jelly that when she's feeling down. Sometimes she believes me, sometimes she doesn't....but she will NEVER be anything but an awesome human, imo. As your friend I ache when you ache and Lord knows we will take stock in Kimberly Clark so we won't ever go broke from buying tissues together if need be.

It's my duty as all ya'lls friends to tell you when you eff up and to love you in spite of it. If you don't do the same for me, I'll have to crawl through cyberspace and give you holy whatfor.

((((ALL MY IDIOTS))))

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> I do. Do you?
</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">SFWW - Does the Pope **** in the woods?

The answer (before he got so ill) is YES (he was an avid hiker and camper).

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