</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Hey any idiots have a good recipe for enchiladas </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">You're high, right????

Am am QUEEN of Enchiladas.

Lemon - said a flare prayer for you yesterday when I was drying my hair....you know, whenever the Spirit moves you and all that jazz.

Love you.

NG...you're posting like me: 4 posts in a row and no responses! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />

{{{{Idiotville}}}}

Wanted to post this yesterday, but 'puter acting really stupid, so...

"'Three' things that I've done in my life that have been really idiotic (and hence, my citizenship to Idiotville, then maybe immediately after a revocation <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="images/icons/frown.gif" /> ):

5. As a young bloke, wanted to go outside, Mum wouldn't let me, so I put my hand through the glass to get out.

4. Wanted to know (I guess I was really hungry) if stove was warm enough to cook on, so felt it for "warmth." (The red color on the burner was not a clue for me, I suppose.) (Also, when I was a wee lad.)

3. Don't remember this one, but...Growing up, lived on a corner with a stop sign. Whatever posessed me, found a brick and tossed it on the windshield of the first car that stopped at the sign! (Ironically/coincidentally, my youngest S while we were living in Baltimore, did the same thing (in a parking lot)--to a State Trooper! (And we wonder when my S's anti-authority started--genetic osmosis?!?!?)

2. Freshman in HS, and I (in my impulsive/compulsive/anal retentive behaviour) was very bored and wanted to find out how a mechanical pencil worked. I bit the end of it (where the lead comes out) and somehow put a one inch piece of graphite through my mouth under my bottom lip. (Have no clue how it stayed intact; have no clue how the nurse pulled it out, intact. And somewhere, I have it saved!)

1. Read my latest thread I will be composing.


To my Idiot peeps: I am sorry I have mislead you to some extent. My post will explain all. Guess my last case will be suing my own a$$ off.

LINY

I can't think of anything idiotic I've done, which makes me an even BIGGER idiot than you, LINY.

I blame the meds today. I'm sportin' a major med hangover.

GC

And the zopnik/zarking fardwarks thingy? I, myself, am overly fond of zarking fardwarks...but then my feet don't always touch the ground.....

Still waiting for my cytaline bowl, tho.

Remember, my fellow Idiotions, that the key to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Love you all.

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> I can't think of anything idiotic I've done </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">If you give the footed tub to the Sparrow (whether she's asking for it or not), it'll rank high in my annals of idiotdom......and that's said whilst smacking you upside the head with a very smelly mackerel. I've got plans for that thing...and they won't even remind you of her once they're in place (and it's nothing icky, either).

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> I blame the meds today. </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Lets blame the meds for everything....

You've no idear. I've got my weekend update for you all all written out in my cabaza. Here goes.

First of all - OMG! Belinis in Rockport is TO DIE FOR. Seriously. It is the only Italian place in the area. WHy would anyone in their right mind WILLINGLY move to a town where you can't get Italian (that one is for Jelly - which is her fav)? Two words...well, three words FRESH SEA FOOD. Well, now we've got the best of both worlds. It was so good that had my mother been sitting with us, I'd have stood up and slapped her (it is slap yo momma good).

We bought Shrek 2 (because everyone should have a "Happily Ever After), then went home for movie night....Alright...dd and I have a fetish for movie theatre pickles. So we popped a couple of bags of triple butter popcorn, had a plethora of chocolates, bottle caps (remember those? they're a personal favorite - specially the rootbeer ones) and NERDS (Love cherry lemonaid nerds). Eat all of the above together (and we're talking bite of pickle, bite of candy, bite of popcorn, repeat process)....the best cuisine that God graced the earth with. BUT: the divorce decree my stomach sent my brain the next morning def. got it's point across.

Saturday, did laundry. Have I mentioned that while my multi hundrend computerized dryer works like da bomb diggity, it's thousand dollar washer counterpart sucks [censored] thru a straw and has pooped out for the second time in a year (after the year warranty, of course). Biotchy thing. Since we had the wedding last weekend, I didn't have time to do it last weekend, so had TWO weeks of laundry to do. By the end of it, by the time I got home from the laundromat, the VERY first thing I did (even before dragging all those clothes back upstairs - for the new idiots, I'm not in an apt...I'm in a crappy little beach house on stilts...the ones you see in hurricaine footage being swept away by the sea), but the very first thing I did was take off my sneaks, plop down in my lazyboy and have the daughter bring me a beer (hey! that's why I had kids...someone needs to bring the suds). AHHHHHHH. Now, two weeks of laundry had to be hauled upstairs....seriously, I've got muscles on the back of my legs I didn't even know I had till yesterday when I woke and they no longer responded to my brain's commands to get my [censored] to the bathroom.

I hobbled and pissed and moaned all day yesterday...BUT I STILL GOT EVERYTHING CLEANED (be proud of me, my JellyBing...you'd have been so proud)...down to sweeping and mopping every floor in the house (being at the coast - nearly every floor is hard). I worked my a$$ off. Litereally. I can say that I worked it off because as I was stooping down to get something out of the tupperware cabinet, then go to stand up, I totally loose my balance and fall, BLAM! Right one where my [censored] is SUPPOSED to be. Having worked the thing off during this weekend, tho - there was NO padding whatsoever, and both hip joints and my coccoix (Sp?) are bruised and hate me worse than my stomach did Saturday morning.

Hey! At least I'm in a good mood, right?

- Kimmy

Good morning, all. Nice day here in Texass (no, I didn't misspell that) except I am stuck working in a room all day with no windows. Bummer.

Believer - hope you like the enchilada recipe. I could send you my mother in law's regular enchilada recipe if you don't get one - since the one I sent is not the standard one. I'm glad you mentioned that - maybe I need to cook enchiladas this week sometime.

YL - still thinking of you {{{YL}}}
Robbie - nothing I can say but {{{{{Robby}}}}}
NG - sorry about the washer. Yucky to spend time on the weekend in the laundromat. However, you can get everything done at once instead of stretching it out over 2 days. Disgusting to spend so much and still have it undependable.
BTW - the older houses down there (built before the new building codes for hurricanes) are not washing away to sea as often as the new ones built to code. Is there a message here? Yeah, our ancestors were not so stupid after all. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

Good morning, everyone. Having a wonderful day. H is back to lying, cheating and stealing. Just another day. Fun, fun, fun.

Kimmy, I busted my own butt this weekend. Trying to hurry up and get my house all set for winter. Old house like mine with a few windows in the middle of getting repaired, sometimes I have to go ghetto on it to keep the cold out. My next-door neighbors like me again though, 'cause they no longer have to stare at the plastic that for the last week hung right across from their kitchen.

Like an idiot, I waited until it started to get cold before I started fixing these damned windows.

My mom said, "Aren't you afraid somebody's going to break in?" I said, "Mom, if you saw black garbage bags and duct tape holding a house together, is that the house you'd rob?" Okay, I was being a wisea$$. I wouldn't even worry much about leaving the door unlocked though - the old ladies in my neigborhood don't miss anything. I reckon old Elaine across the street knows more about my life than about anyone.

GC

Hi, Kimmy, and GC.

Robby, I'm sure today is tough on you, and the next few days/weeks/months to come will be as well.

I hope you both heal your wounds.

Thinking of you and Baby Bear.

{{{{ROBBY}}}} {{{{Baby Bear}}}}

Jelly

There are some things a woman just doesn't want to hear, and right up there near the top of the list is-

You need to put out, your about to start your period.....

Yes, that is a direct quote!!
<img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="images/icons/mad.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" /> and WTH <img border="0" title="" alt="[Confused]" src="images/icons/confused.gif" />

Um, not to be rude or gross or anything, but you're a week ahead of me, and by my calendar you've still got some time....

Please kick ST in the shins for me....

Thank you berry much.

Oh - and ST, geez. You want it so bad - Mr. Hanky is in the bathroom.....and if you REALLY want some.....any.....remarks like that are not conducive to even a quick hummer (pardon my bluntness, but NOBODY wants to oblige with those comments ringing in their ears).

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="images/icons/frown.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="images/icons/frown.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

Man! I mention the word "hummer" and Idiotville shuts the h-e-double-hockey-sticks up.

Gotta remember that trick.

(bwahahahaha)

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />

I absolutely 'kin ADORE my squid. She is sat there pink offa the candle-bath I just ran her smiling at me.

I 'kin ADORE her I tell you ! How can I feel this way without any mitigation so soon after her affair? I could BITE her I love her so much !!!!!!!!!!!

That proves I'm an idiot ! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Evening Idiotes !

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">I 'kin ADORE her I tell you ! How can I feel this way without any mitigation so soon after her affair? I could BITE her I love her so much !!!!!!!!!!!
</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">In the immortal words of Bill the Cat:

"Oop, ack, gag!"

You know Bob, Jelly and I are falling in love w/her, too.....

Settle down ST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, enchilada queen!

I got to work late...
Now the kool kids are going to happy hour.
So do I stay and get my 9 hrs in?
Or...
Uh...

Bye.

GC

I'm gonna introduce her to you lot soonest.

She thinks everyone here will think shes a slut - honest.

She thinks everyone who knows about the A thinks shes a slut, come to think of it... her reputation is something she is distraught to feel she has lost.

I said " does that make me Richard Gere in Pretty Woman then?" . She smiled. And the tears went.
<img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

she is pretty cool. You'll like her. Shes funny and rude, and sexy and loving and shes my baby. which is a very good thing.

I'm glad I missed that tree in my sportster a coupla months ago. VERY glad. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

Sorry, a bit soppy over Squid tonight.

I'l be mean again tomorrow I'm sure <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Hey idjuts.

NG, you make me laugh out loud all the time! Hugs to you.

KY, while I am not condoning idiot terms from ST (but, well, let's remember we are ALL IDIOTS), at least he WANTS to get some from you! Eyechart acts like I am a leper, or worse, don't match or something (little fashion humor)

Eyechart is home, and could not be more disrespectful, arrogant, condescending, and STUPID if he tried. And I am coming to terms with the fact that it is all my fault. I should have never ever offered to let him stay here FOR A MONTH until his apt is ready.

Now, tell me, WHO IS THE GRADE A IDIOT????

ME!

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="images/icons/frown.gif" />

<small>[ November 08, 2004, 05:43 PM: Message edited by: SerendipiT ]</small>

Morning eejits, (irish accent required) just posting cos we are nearly on page 28 and it's fun to count. TT