</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by believer:
<strong> RIF - Back to fishing. Let's see - we catch trout in the lakes and streams. In the ocean, we try to catch halibut, and occasionally do. Also for the last several months, the bonita tuna have been running. They are delicious. We get sharks, sand bass, and sometimes octopus.

At night we get croakers, and millions of mackerall, which I make into fish cakes that are delicious. Also we get grunnion that you fry whole, head and tail and all. They are good too. </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">I just got an e-mail from my buddy back home and he's going to take me to Toledo Bend while I'm home on R&R... hopefully the bass will be biting!

DipiT, we need a press release, no wait, a Proclamation! It’s time for an Idiotville Celebration !! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

I’ve tried to write this all day and just can’t seem to get the words “good enough.”

Although I am sad for personal and selfish reasons, I am so very happy for Jelly & ST. I’ve felt this day coming and have dreaded it immensely, again for selfish reasons. I have grown to love Jelly, like a little sister, very much. (She is much younger than I am, ya know!) Jelly, you made me laugh, you made me cry but most importantly you have the innate ability to hold up a mirror in front of me and get me to like what I see again.

I wish we had never met, but only for the horrible circumstances that caused it. Since we did I am better man in no small part because of you. I owe you a huge debt of gratitude and hope that I can someday help you as much as you have helped me.

As for the rest of you, I love ya, but I’d mow you all down in a parking lot just to see Jelly smile! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

DipT-

Clean that up for me will ya? Put it in an official town memo thingy and punch it up a bit.

Probably want to reword that whole “mow ya all down” part, huh? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

I mean it's true and all... but that message is probably better for just her, not a bunch of Idiots....

See what you can do with it... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

Robby - I know you don't mean it about running us all down in a parking lot - after all, it would surely ruin your car.

RIF - We fish for bass too. In fact we have a "pet" large mouth bass that we caught and brought home for the aquarium. It is very small, about 3 inches, but boy does he eat - goldfish, crickets, you name it.

Dear Taco Bell,

I had a Steak Fajita Grilled Stuffed Burrito for dinner last night. It was yummy! Keep up the good work!

Dear Glad Products Company,

I have been using a lot of your large trash bags (with drawstrings) lately. They sure are strong! Keep up the good work!

Dear Gerber Products Company,

My one year old son absolutely loves your Graduates Animal Crackers. They ARE just right for picking up! Keep up the good work!

DipiT-

I think I'm having problems with my email! I haven't heard anything back from you about the Jelly proclamation. Did you get my messages?

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Robby - Hey - how's that book coming?

Hey Mr. Mayor! Sending off for free coupons? How's it going this evening?

Hi Believer! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

Hey believer, hey RIF!!

I've sent a bunch of emails tonight... how'd you know? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

I haven't made much progress on the book lately. Want a list of excuses? I've been really busy with the move the past few weeks and got sick. Went to Dr. this morning though. Got me some antibiotics!! I'm sure I'll be fine! I'll get back to the book soon!

How are y'all?

hey Robbie - all is well over here... starting another day. 12 more days until I fly home for R&R!!!!

RIF - R&R Yeah! It's about time you got a break.

Robby - Sorry you're sick. That sucks.

Last year for Thanksgiving I was in the emergency room with all of the idiots that cut themselves trying to open thier turkeys!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

This year was an improvement!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Hey N/S Idiots!

Robby, you almost made me cry with that. (Or was it me tring to make that mole?)

Alright, ladies...need some help here...ate at a mexican restaurant soe years back with brown and i had some sort of chocolate chicken. could it have been this mole? if it is something different and you may have some ideas, please send me the recipe (only if it's under 10 ingredients though! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> )

KY: I know--I still owe you and ST an email with an attachment. I'll get to the email real soon! The sentiment is the same here re: MB. How I visualize it? A counselour one as been seing for years and grown so fond of; shared memories, laughs, tears. And one day the patient realizes it's time. The counselour has a grin, but sadness that these experiences won't be shared again.

Then the 2:30 appointment comes in. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

I'll write more. But we will certainly miss you. I know I came in at the tail end of Jelly! and will always be thankful to believer she wooed me here. (And that's another "i'll write more" but not now.) You complement MB and Idiotville very well. Brown and I of course only pray for the best for you! (Come to think of it, that would be pretty warped praying only the worst...what a contradiction!) Anyway, I'm babbling now. One more for the road...

"A guy walks into a bar. Says, 'Ah ****! Who the hell put that there?!?!?'"


{{{KY/ST}}}

Hey LINY - How are you doing this evening?

Hey Bob - I see you lurking out there <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

evening & morning to all you idjits today!

just watched the midweek lotto draw e.g. AW's Investment & Retirement plan .... still poor
.. sigh <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" />

government has just removed any 'Retirement Age' from Social Security act, Superannuation Act etc etc.... translation.. die at your desk, factory, construction site, open mine or workshop... sigh <img border="0" title="" alt="[Confused]" src="images/icons/confused.gif" />

I just killed Aussies car, Oops, well I didn't damage the diff going fishing did I <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />

$1100 plus labour BUT I had a plan, a cunning plan..... I was going to get a diff from Jap parts imports - out of near new cars in Japan where they have to get rid of cars every 2 or3 years - and fit it myself!! I mean if I can do a farm tractor I can do a van right??
But DS & DD dobbed me in to their Aunty Jane who vetoed it because of baby, lifting blah blah blah, not a invalid you know <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="images/icons/mad.gif" />

So new van or used van ? $10,000 + for diesel turbo thats 2 - 3 yrs old ..big sigh

Well at least I get to select this time I suppose <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Good Morning Idiotville!!

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