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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by aussieswife: <strong> sorry mr mayor lets try international english.... Mr Mayor ... a coke and..well.. sigh .. coke please ... there!1 hoes is that??? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">What does that have to do with Sports News?!? OMG!! I forgot! I'm the barkeep!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> Coke may not be good for a lady in your condition... Try this tomato juice!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> ** psst, just a whisper of vodka, it helps the baby grow! ** <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />
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I like that type of tomato juice !!!
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Mornin' Idjits. Didja miss me? I still sound like I could make a gazillion $ on a 1-900 sex line, but FEEL better today. </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Maybe Idiotville should send out a search party to find Bin Laden. Idiots might be able to find another idiot. </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Okay. You're an award winning photographer. You're shooting film during a torrential downpour. Everything's flooded. You're shooting pics of things getting washed away by what used to be a small stream, but now is a raging river. All of a sudden you see a hand poke out of the water and a man surfaces, gasping for air. IT'S BIN LADEN! The question of the hour: Which lens do you use? (evil grin)
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Off to work! See you Idiots soon!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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AW - If the people on Fear Factor can eat reindeer balls, you can eat liver. You just stuff it in your mouth, and start chewing. Or better yet, box it up and send it to RIF. LINY - Good for you, glad to see you are overcoming the G thing. Your setting a high standard for the rest of us in Iville. Say hi to brown. We miss her. Did you just call me a gorrilla? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> RIF - Are you working on the trading places thing? That means you would have to live here by the beach in California. There is lots to do. How will I be spending my time in Afghanistan? Any good surfing there? What's there to do on Saturday night? I think I can get Starz to give me some shooting lessons. Are the women there still wearing that weird clothing that covers everything up? That might be good in my case. Can I bring my Harley? Robbie - I'm gonna start praying HARD for a good job for you. I think that is going to be the thing that helps you the most. You have lots of talent and need somewhere to use it. Have you checked out the Navy jobs at donhr.navy.mil? Or government jobs at usajobs.opm.gov?
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AW- My 'mater juice is better (1/2 doube-e-r...beer...the other 1/2 'mater juice). It's called a Texas Red Beer or Texas Red Draw. LOVE IT!
How you feeling?
RIF - OY VEY! Liver and onions! UGH! My parents would get together with my uncle and aunt and they'd fix that...like it was some kind of dinner party food. My cousins and I would do ANYTHING we could think of to NOT eat it. Hiding it under the smashed 'taters was a fav. trick.
Now, when they'd get together for a shrimp boil - THAT was a feast! Of course, the kids got hamburgers, 'cause in the day shrimps were very expensive (we lived in N. Texas), and to quote my mother, "kids can't fully appreciate good shrimp."
My dd LOVES shrimp..... (hehe)
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Believer - will you teach me how to surf? Last spring break we rented boards, and my boys did it (they did good for the first time), but I'd just gotten my new tat, and couldn't get in the salt water.
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Hey Kimmy! - Glad your feeling better <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> To answer your question about UBL, if I had a camera, I'd drop it as quickly as I could... pick up my M-4 and blast away! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Cool]" src="images/icons/cool.gif" /> ... then I'd take pictures as he floated down the river <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" /> Hey Believer - Only been to California once and I liked it... I could get used to living on the beach! The local women still wear Burkas... but you don't have to... I guess you can bring your Harley... but the speed limit on base is 25 Km/hr so you probably won't get out of second gear... Mr. Mayor - Have fun at work!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> And stop giving AW vodka...
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The local women still wear BurkasHence the most popular ( only?) Arab pick up line : " Hey, nice eyes ! " <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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Actually, RIF, when I answered the question, I said I'd save him. Then I'd tie him up and...ahem...remove all his manly bits with a plastic knife...
I know, I'm evil. But let him live life as a woman....he needs to know first hand what he's oppressing, they all do.
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Bob Pure: <strong> The local women still wear BurkasHence the most popular ( only?) Arab pick up line : " Hey, nice eyes ! " <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Hey Bob - Our interpreter told us that you could tell a good looking woman in a Burka by their ankles... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />
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Then over there, I'd be STUNNING!
ROTFLMAO!
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Kimmy - You seem to be feeling great today. But yikes, with a plastic knife?
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Dealan-de: <strong> Then over there, I'd be STUNNING! ROTFLMAO! </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">he he he... I'm sure you would Kimmy!!! Now if the women would only wear some strappy shoes... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />
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Hi Kimmy, believer, how r you tonight, ah mean day ..oh heck...you know what I mean <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> Just had to have my 2'nd meal steamed veges in oyster sauce ..Mm could get very used to that! Now if I can sneak a coffee or two before my DD stops me I'l be just right for bed soon. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" /> can't help it...coffee addict strong black bitter as can be and smooth ..just one of those little vices that go with chocolate, speaking of which I have 2 Swiss Lindt truffles to go with the coffee..... well a bit of a fib..I have a whole box and I should share..anyone want one??? Kimmy I think your plan of using a plastic knife is WAAAAAAY too fast... a blunt plastic knife would be better!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Cool]" src="images/icons/cool.gif" />
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AW - I was thinking those cheap plastic ones you receive when your co. is hosting it's annual picnic...you know the one they give you to cut your briskit, but wouldn't saw thru butter if you tried... They really need a little smiley with horns.... I'm a caffiene addict, too, so was put out during my pg's. I fudged it a lot, tho. I still had my tea and an occasional pop. A little won't hurt - my doc said 1 caffienated beverage a day was okay...so that's what I did...42 oz pop is still one a day, right? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> Is your pg a high risk? My last one was...
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Yes those plastic ones, just rub the so called sharp blade against a rock first to blunt it and the first cut... heh heh yes need horns and a tail smiley :wetface: I'll have to watch the coffee, I never used to drink it for years but Aussie corrupted me .... but I have a box or of two green tea which I have come to love, my chinese girlfriend says its very good for PG. I'm not sure if its high risk other than being 37 and 38 by the time he or she is born. Of course Downs syndrome is a risk but I guess the most likely will be the danger of developing diabetes. Age, age creeping up on me <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> But I suppose we'll see. Still seems a bit unreal to tell you the truth. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" />
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Tell me again how unreal when you look like you swallowed a basketball without chewing it first...
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Love you! You know I'm re-living my pgs thru you right now, right? I love pg people! They're so lucky!
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Oh, and raspberry tea is VERY good for you while pg. You have to stop drinking it during the last trimester - it can bring on contractions. Once you go into labor, you can have it again (if you are allowed to drink liquids in labor). It'll make your contractions stronger. Crunch...crunch. Yep. I'm granola today. Gee, where was that tree I was gonna hug? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> - Kimmy
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AW-I went to a genetic specialist when I was pg with my DS. He told me the highest risk of Down's doesn't really begin until after 40. What would do you good would be a very detailed ultrasound. The genetic doc told me that unless something came up on the ultrasound not to worry. I really don't know how you can eat liver when you are nauseated. Maybe you can disguise it with something you like?
I was borderline with the diabetes with that pg and the baby was 9lbs 7 oz. Healthy as a horse though (at the time, not now long story) Best birth ever for me.
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