Bob, funny joke and I'm glad you made AW smile as well.

Did you read further back about poisonous bunnies, eating snakes, huge babies etc.

Hilarious - if you don't be sad today.

BTW Bob, you KNOW this stuff takes time - remember what I told you when you first came here. Life returns very much to normal. In the early days we often said - no A talk tonight, let's just give it a rest for a day or two. I have to say, though, it still comes up every now and then but with nothing like the intensity of the early days.

Jen

Gotta go Idiots - it's dinner time here and we're not eating snake, roo tails, liver or poisonous bunnies.

We're having good old lamb. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

Jen

Oh Yum jen

leg or chops?????

getting plate and standing in line...more please????? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Hey Bob

thanks for the good belly laugh!!

I have to go for a while now to have another mini meal and a sleep "APPARENTLY" ...my DD is standing behind me arms folded fingers drumming 'Mom you know what the doctor said blah blah blah, I'll ring Aunty Anne if you dont" ,,,sigh... dobbers ,, surrounded by them well better go befor she has conniptions <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

but before I do.........

NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!


ALL ARE WELCOME.


OPEN TO MEN ONLY


Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each. Sign up early and get a discount on registration. The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:


DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation


TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion


DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practising with hamper. Pictures and graphics.


AFTER DINNER DISHES & SILVERWARE - DO THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.


LOSS OF VIRILITY:
Losing the remote control to your significant other
Help line and support groups


LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING.
Open forum


DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS: DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play


HEALTH WATCH - BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH.
PowerPoint presentation


REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did.


IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation


LIVING WITH ADULTS: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR WIFE
Online class and role playing


HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques


REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class


GETTING OVER IT. LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available


Hehhehehehe..evil laugh <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Well I leave for a couple of hours and you guys start a whole new page! Way to go nightshift!!!

Hey Bob - Great joke!!! We get tons of care packages over here and invariably there will be some ahem- female specific products in the boxes...

Hey Jen - How was the lamb???

AW - TOO FUNNY!!! But I've gotta ask... does the toilet paper roll from the top or the bottom??? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" /> (and I ALWAYS put the lid down... with 4 other women in the house, I'm a bit outnumbered!)

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by KiwiJ.:
<strong> Bob, funny joke and I'm glad you made AW smile as well.

Did you read further back about poisonous bunnies, eating snakes, huge babies etc.

Hilarious - if you don't be sad today.

BTW Bob, you KNOW this stuff takes time - remember what I told you when you first came here. Life returns very much to normal. In the early days we often said - no A talk tonight, let's just give it a rest for a day or two. I have to say, though, it still comes up every now and then but with nothing like the intensity of the early days.

Jen </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Jen I know Hon, I really do.

We're doing great - its a sign of how well we're doing that much smaller stuff affects us these days.

Wnat to know the truth , that will get me eaten on any other thread ? I don't want to hurt Squid anymore. Prising R talk out of her humilates her and makes her upset.

She DOES it because I ask her to but she is so deeply ASHAMED of the A, the lies and her hurt of my and the kids she doesn't ever want to mention it again. She only wants to work on making us happy and making amends.

Its sad that some of that requirs that we examine the reasons and behaviours that enabled the A but Squid doesn't know what WE know about affair dynamics and she thinks I'm just (reasonably)obsessing. She doesn't see these discussions as a healing process, but as some kind of reckoning against her.

Jen, between OM GF and Squid I know just about everything about the A except what skin hit what skin. And I am not at all sure that will help me to know.

I don't want to keep prodding and hurting her because I love her. Thats why I want a moratorium for a while, maybe over the holidays.
I want to start concentrating on changing our behaviours instead of digging the bones of the A.

I know enough already. Trouble is, Squid needs to know a little more about hrself... * sigh *

Have a nice day Jen. Don't let that bird at at work grind you down hon.

{{{{jen}}}}

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> I want to start concentrating on changing our behaviours instead of digging the bones of the A. </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Hey Bob - You're doing well... took me a long time to figure that one out... you and Squid will be fine. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

Good Morning Idiotville!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Hey Mr. Mayor - How's it going today???

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by robby13:
<strong>
Nice knowing ya Liny! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

j/k

Good Night Idiotville!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">That's not nice <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> , I didn't come back last night b/c my S didn't get off the computer until after midnight - I was zonked out on the couch.

And now I have to go the bank and get some cash for the landlord ..... I will be back later <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

Brown

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by robby13:
<strong> Liny,

I'm going to withold comment on your "dramatic exit line" until the real consequences are known... ie what about brown? Brown is funny!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

You at least seem able to type and that's a start!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">You really need to read the entire thread to understand me! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

'Morning Ivile,

Bob--Great joke! Hope you are feeling better. Saw your post on FH's thread on forgiveness, hope you read his response.

AW--Your DD is hilarious, she will make a great mom some day. Liked your men's class too, maybe I should send the invite to my H. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

RIF-morning thanks for your post to me. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> Counting down for you <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />

Morning Mayor--how ya doing in your tight quarters? More Shrek 2 for ya?

Off topic - can you all prayer for my DS. I am getting ready right now to take him to the ER. My little guy is disabled, has asthma and propenstity to get pnuemonia. Looks terrible this am and possible pnuemonia. Hopefully they will give him a breathing treatment, a chest x-ray, antibiotics and send us on our way. That has been the case in the past. H and I are at cross roads, we think we are going to have to pull him out of school. He has not done well this year since starting full days and I may have to quit my job. My job is the main source of income for our household and carries all the benefits as well. So please pray for healing for my DS and wisdom for us. Life is not easy but I trust the God will lead us down the right path. He is always there for us. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

Big Prayers for FF's DS!

{{{{{FF}}}}}

big prayers
{{{FF}}}

keep us updated!!!

Hugs and Prayers to FF and her family

{{{{{FF & Family}}}}}

Prayers from Pure family to FF family.

{{{{{{FF & Family }}}}}}

All my prayers for your little guy and your family FF big hugs to all of you {{{{{FF}}}}}}

Really praying all will be ok.

FF - sorry I just saw this... I'll be praying for you and for healing for your son...

Me too FF.

Me too FF.

{{{FF}}}

Jen