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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by starz: <strong>Yes, Robby, what are you wearing? I'm really partial to the Christmas sweater and red leather miniskirt with the black boots. 'Tis the season, you know. </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Now I'm torn! I WOULD LOOK DAMN HOTT IN THAT!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> I may have to crossdress the entire week!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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Jelly said: </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> RH, get off me, I'm not your prom date!!! </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Huh? Prom date? What was that? (Long story short, I took this one girl to the prom as a junior and then she went to the after prom party with another guy. Next year, I just got drunk.)
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Not sure how to wrap that lump of coal for RH though. </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">No wrapping required. Can I have a stick of wood instead? I could carve that into a 2x4 or just throw it in the woodstove...
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Robby said: </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Tomorrow I am wearing my very sexy she-elf costume!! </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">cool
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Now I'm torn! </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">lmTao <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> RH cross off lump of coal, and get 2x4's Prom, it is so lame in little towns. That was funny that she went with somebody else to the party. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> Real ego boost for you, huh? <small>[ December 20, 2004, 09:28 AM: Message edited by: kyellow4 ]</small>
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Gotta run to "work" for a bit... See you Idiots soon!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> {{{{{Idiotville}}}}}
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((((((((((((ROBBY)))))))))))))
Tomorrow I will be old.
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Tomorrow I will be old. </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Today, just older than Jelly. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />
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Kimmy: You're only a month older than Jelly, right. <<<and that wasn't a question>>>
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I'm WAY older than Jelly....but I'm just as cute. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> After today, I'll have a whole week off. Geez! What am I going to do without my idiots for a whole week. I'll probably go into MB de-tox. Think there's a patch for that?
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by kyellow4: <strong> I went the Market this morning, the very friendly manager told me he let his weiner dog out this morning at 4 am and it was -6. Burr, that had to have been one cold weiner. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Snorting coffee out my nose hurts! Dobie
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My weenie dog HATES to be cold. She'd hold it til her eyes turned yellow before going out and having the cold grass touch her ta-tas.
Not that I blame her. Ow!
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Mornin Y'all! Way too cold for FL - it was 42 when I left to take S to school - I have lived here all my life - my blood/skin whatever - it's all too thin, and there just ain't enough clothes to shake that chill. My hat's off to all of you who take it every year!! {{Robby}} sorry friend - prayers for you to make the right decision! (((Idiotville))) OK, well, I'm off to the bank and run some other errands - catch up with y'all later! PS - Jelly - send some of that stuff down here - the food, I mean, NOT the weather - y'all have sent enough of the cold for one year! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" /> Since my hysto, I've lost about 12-15 lbs - and I look like I've had a tummy tuck, well, more like maybe only one tiny baby, instead of 3 big ones - WOOHOOHOO - go Doc!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> H is happy too <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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YL, you were so darn thin all ready, you must be a noodle now. OMG
Dobie, morning.
RH, how dare you!!!
Happy birthday tomorrow Kimmy, happy birthday tomorrow to you....
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Well, stuff's not ready at accountant's office, and boss decided he'd to go to bank instead, so, I get more time with you guys!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> KY - yah, not too big, but I've had a "tummy" since I was 13 - well, with the stuff outta the way, it's flat!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> for the first time in well, how many years?? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" /> Anyway, can't wait for some warmer weather - but, I can say my jeans and sweaters look awesome now!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> Happy early birthday, Ms. Kimmy!!
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For my Idiotville family, here is your Christmas presents, a tad early, but I'm afraid I might not have the time to hand them out on Christmas. To: YL - meat, for your bones Kiwi - The Patch Believer - condoms Brown - bedpan DipiT - batteries <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" /> Starz - Ice Pick <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> AW - a donut (to sit on) TT - a reduction Graycloud - Entry form to a Celebrity look alike contest LTHW/Steve - Meals on Wheels gift certificate ST - some Jelly, your favorite flavor Bob - pedestal Dobie - catheter F-again - Swiffer Wet Jet Robby - 5 Love Languages on tape, and a stuffed frog for Baby Bear RH - Dr. Ruth's how to tell when your W is making a pass. Now - Contract for your baskets for the milestone gift basket give away here in Idiotville RIF - Direct TV package that carries all your favorite shows for life, Bill Dance, Hank Parker, Bassmaster's, and Cricket FL - Quality time Kimmy - Round trip tickets to MI for a fun filled weekend with ME! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> Weaver - A scanner, and a roll of dimes so you can go play pool. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" /> Liny - the book, How to be Funny, for Dummies <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" /> Faith - the book, How to know when somebody is Funny, for Dummies <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> For LIT, Spider, Fraggles, Sad, Wanted Out a bumper sticker that reads, once an idiot, always an idiot. Have a very Merry Christmas to you all, lots of love, hugs and <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> Jelly Bing <small>[ December 20, 2004, 11:00 AM: Message edited by: kyellow4 ]</small>
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Jelly, that was so sweet and so funny you made me get all choked up. You thought of such appropriate things for us all you dear, sweet, lovely girl. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> Settle down ST (and everyone else). {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Robby}}}}}}}}}}}}}} and that's a full press right up against you hug. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" /> And big hugs for all the other Idiots. Jen
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Jelly said: </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> RH, how dare you!!! </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Now what? also: </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> RH - a little sister, to pick on <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">One's enough, thank you and no licks there. That's incest.
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ROFLMCAO!!!!!! I see I-ville is in great form today! Much like, YL?!?!?!? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" /> Happy Early Birthday De!!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Tomorrow I am wearing my very sexy she-elf costume!!</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Robby!!! You never returned that to me from last year. Hussy! </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Recovering H: <strong> Jelly said: </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> No peaking. </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Is this a voyeuristic expression with sexual connotations or just a typo? Could it be like Robby's "my skirt is too tight so it is falling down" expression. Hmmmmmm? </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Isn't that "peeing"? And substitute grammar teacher, wouldn't you know the typos?!?!? Balmy 8o out this morning--with about 3 inches of snow. Roads were a sheet of ice this morning. Ah...those were the days when I had to "travel" on the world's largest parking lot--the L.I.E. Needed a good chuckle this morning--thanks everyone.
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OK...I'm jealous! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="images/icons/frown.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="images/icons/mad.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Confused]" src="images/icons/confused.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[Teary]" title="" src="graemlins/teary.gif" /> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Robby}}}}}}}}}}}}}} and that's a full press right up against you hug.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">
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