Yes, but my special silver sniper bullets penetrate anything. Give it up, sweetums, you're as good as gone. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Okay, I surrender. THose silver bullets scare me. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />

What do I have to do now. Please don't make me grovel for upsetting the mayor, please. Oh RObbie, is that what I need to do? (batting my eyelashes oh so shamelessly)

Okay, crisis averted. I'm going to bed now. Good thing the sniper is a psychologist and expert negotiator, too, isn't it?

Night night.

NIght to you. I am off as well.

Morning Idiotville!

{{{{{Idiotville}}}}}

Good Morning Idiotville!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

67 degrees here already!!

Wow! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

KY: Did you get dumped on last night?

<<<no silly,I mean all that snow. I heard like those west of us got like 2 feet of snow.>>>

Morning Robby,

54 deg here and raining like H E double hockey sticks

Actually a slight drizzle here too.

Where are you?

You don't have to be specific...

GPS coordinates will do!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

right here. Can't you see me?

<<<One state east of where you moved from 2 years ago.>>>

Peeking my head back in. Been down with the flu and sleeping most of the last 18 hours.

California?? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

Good Morning Dobie!!

Flu?!? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />

Blech!

Lots of rest, lots of chicken soup!!

Mayor's orders!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Hope you're feeling better for Christmas Dobie.

Must be something going around as KY had it yesterday too.

'morning Iville! {{{Dobie}}}Feel better sweetie, that's an order! <img border="0" alt="[Teary]" title="" src="graemlins/teary.gif" /> (in her best Mayor voice) <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
Well, DD and H sat on the floor w/me last night and wrapped gifts while we watch "It's a Wonderful Life". Made everything better for me yesterday! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Found out H is still very angry with me and that is why no SF. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> I think we are getting closer though. Oh my gosh I hope so. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" />

I have to keep reminding myself to allow him to move through this in his own way and time.

How's everyone this am? Morning RH, Mayor.

Robby - He lives somewhere that you can have a herd of cows.

MOrning I'ville. MOrning {{{Mr Mayor, Dobie,beleiver, FF,RH }}}

I am very frustrated this morning. I am looking for the darn thread where there is a letter to OW that says soemthing like "So, you think you are different/special...What makes you think he isn't lying to you" GRRR I searched forever last night.

I can't remember where I saw it on the MB site. Does anyone know what I am talking about? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" />

Good morning, idiots. How are we today? IB has been friendly for almost 2 days!! What's up? Hmmmm. Must be Christmas.

We'll see how it goes the rest of the week. Of course, from 6 p.m. tonight until whenever you won't know about it because I won't be able to tell you. Keep your fingers crossed, ok?

Mayor, you need to check into the issuance of governmental property. I think someone has broken into the basement of city hall and made off with the secret bullet proof underwear. Could you check on that, please?

Morning/ evening all.

hope all are feeling well and counting down the hours to Santa!!

A & I spent the morning from 7.00am digging the new pool out and found termite nest. Then 3 hours spraying & inspecting. Well he dug I directed and did a few wheel barrows until he told me off.
Finished off around 1.00pm. He went to the pub, dropped him off on the way, to picking son up from train station.
So glad hes home looks fit and seems happy & ok - damn it all. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="images/icons/frown.gif" />

Aussie is drunk as a lord, and in an annoyingly playful mood with everyone, sigh why fight it!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" />

Sons asleep now, daughter watching something on Foxtel - at least its not the 'mens show' which Aussie was watching earlier <img border="0" title="" alt="[Confused]" src="images/icons/confused.gif" />

Now jokes have been sadly lacking from Liny lately so I'm sorry all, I just have to, cant help it, its like coffee one sip & I'm gone...

The elves love making up silly jokes. You should hear the laughter in the Workshop! Anywho, here are a few of the elves' favourite jokes about Santa Claus. (Of course, it helps to have an elf's sense of humour to really appreciate them!) <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />


Why does Santa always go down the chimney?
Because it soots him!
(that's one of Santa's favourite jokes! *HO! Ho! ho! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Where does Santa stay when he's on holidays?
At a Ho-ho-tel!

What does Mrs. Claus sing to Santy on his birthday?
"Freeze a jolly good fellow!"

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!

An honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus were walking down the street and saw a $20 bill. Which one picked it up??
Santa! The other two don't exist!

What do you do if Santa Claus gets stuck in your chimney?
Pour Santa flush on him!

What does Santa say to the toys on Christmas Eve?
Okay everyone, sack time!

What do the elves call it when Père Noël claps his hands at the end of a play?
Santapplause!

Why does Santa like to work in his garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!

What do you call a kitty on the beach on Christmas morning?
Sandy Claws!