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evening to you AW. Yep, back to work today. I should be there right now but woke up with a migraine so I'm moving slow. Just about to get ready to go. DD already gone to grandma's for the day and DS will go to daycare. How are you feeling? Taking care of yourself I hope.
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Hey starz and .: Killed three threads today! Since I am NOT funny, can i be an honorary member of the TKC?!?!?!?
{snatching the coffee away from AW}
Well, gotta write my letter(s) to the boys--laying down the law once again (and for the last time--with deadlines.)
Have a great day idiots!
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by faithful follower: <strong>What's the mayors weight loss program? </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Ok, at 5'5" your medical ideal weight is between 114 & 150. According to all of the womens magazine crap you gals read you should be about 85 lbs... The Mayor's New Year Weight Loss Program is very strict and very expen$ive!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> But VERY worth it too! Just name your desired weight and time frame and The Mayor's New Year Weight Loss Program will custom tailor a diet and exercise regiment just for you!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> If you decide to go with the super dexule model weight of 85 lbs we need to get started right away!! Step 1... Start smoking... All models smoke!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />
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Liny, </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Well, gotta write my letter(s) to the boys--laying down the law once again (and for the last time--with deadlines.) </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">When are you going to implement plan BP? Talking to your boys is like talking to fogged out WS. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Embarrassed]" src="images/icons/blush.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" /> Did I get enough emoticons in there mayor?? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Confused]" src="images/icons/confused.gif" /> Ok, since I gave up smoking almost 18 years ago I think I will opt for the regular program not the super deluxe. My weight now...ummmm...about 140. Ideal weight? well for my frame I would say about 125. Going to start back at Curves today. I think I have been eating junk food to make up for the lack of SF. Both my H and I are getting too paunch looking these days. Being over 40 doesn't help either.
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LIny hand that coffee back buster... Lol Ah... child talk ...the old one word from me and they do what they want sort of thing?? Boys are worst in the keeping clean the rooms and themselves, girls in accepting restrictions on where & when they can go out. Just think. I get to do it ALL over again.... I wonder if I'll get it right THIS time?? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> Well I'll be a lot more relaxed this time. No more or else demands when they are older teenagers. Thats like daring them to do it. BIL has caught on well....boys wont wash, he says let them stink. it will only last until the first girl says something about them smelling...heh heh <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> Of course Aussie is no saint there either when it comes to being tidy. he undresses as he walks and drops his gear along the way. Never been able to break him of the habit. Muddy boots, BDU's stinky ones of course. Its the ones he has full of ticks and fleas that really annoy me, I mean he could have got it treated at the barracks first you would think??? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" /> Oh and speaking of Aussie, that leg of his...he got it looked at today FINALLY.. he has a hairline fracture running from his ankle to his knee and he wonders why it was hurting!! So plaster or brace for 6 weeks by the look of it unless they want to cut him open and pin it.... quote from the man himself 'not letting any damn F**** Quack take a F***** knife to me unless I'm F****** dying" <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" /> isnt that a very adult attitude I say to myself...oops did I type that out???? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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AW--I can't believe he was walking around on a fracture! Men! (sorry Liny, RH and rest of you men) How are YOU feeling?
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Gee, AW, you could write a book about that man of yours. LMAO.
OK, Mr Mayor, I already smoke, so what do I do next on the Mayor's Weight Loss Plan.
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FF I'm feeling ok, not puking much except with tomatoes....... saltines seem to work wonders! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> But cramp. it hits me in the morning like on a timer. Left leg and thigh , need more salt I think. A book on Aussie? Now that would be something. Maybe I could title it 'The self destructive behaviour of reurned soldiers' or 'Are men born this way or what?' heh heh heh sorry guys but.... LMAO <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> But I do so wish he would go to bed right now. Its 2.40 in the morning and I'm stuffed - thats totally tired - and hes walking on his leg when he should be resting it!! I wonder if I should just ask him to come and cuddle me in bed for a while? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />
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AW--here's one for your man:
A man and a woman are driving down the same road at the same time.
As they pass each other the woman leans out the window, points and yells, “PIG! â€
The man immediately leans out his window, shakes his fist and shouts back, “WITCH!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he slams into a pig that had wandered into the middle of the road.
If only men would listen
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10 Things Men Won't Say
Let's watch Lifetime!
Sex is overrated.
I don't want to go too far on the first date.
Yes, I did notice your sister's breasts are bigger than yours.
There is nothing I like better than crawling into bed with a good book.
I'm glad I don't have a large p*nis.
My hips are too big.
Aw, can't we watch Oprah?
Does this suit make me look fat?
I'll never get tired listening to Celine Dion.
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by KiwiJ.: <strong> OK, Mr Mayor, I already smoke, so what do I do next on the Mayor's Weight Loss Plan. </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Pay the monthly fee, of course!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> How tall are you?
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ok one more...I promise this is the last today. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />
Indecent Exposure
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts.
A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"
"Why, officer?" asks the blonde.
"Because your blouse is open and your breast is exposed."
"Oh my goodness," exclaims the blonde, "I left my baby on the bus!"
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hehehehehe loves those FF just so 'Liny' LMAO.... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> Well men may be from Mars, but you still cant dip them in batter and deep fry them......though there are times when... LOL <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> Well FINALLY!! Hes ready for bed. 'Oh its nearly 4.00am shouldnt you be in bed??? You need all the rest you can get you know!' WTH ??? CAN YOU BELIEVE IT ??? ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="images/icons/mad.gif" /> now what is it IC said......1 2 3 4 5 6 7 ..........calm girl think of nice still lake ..calm 102 103 104 ... there ok now. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Cool]" src="images/icons/cool.gif" /> Night all ..... no LB's , no Lb's, No LB's......
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Night AW.
FF, STOP, STOP..... ARRRRRGGGGHHHHH.
Robby, I'm 5'5" and I'm not telling what I weigh. During the Infidelity Plan Diet I got so skinny people thought I was seriously ill but I've put on "a bit" since then.
I knew there'd be a catch to the Mayor's Weight Loss Plan and I knew it'd be MONEY.
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Robby, did you get the payment I emailed you? Ready to start the mayors weight loss program. I figure a cyber diet deserves cyber money. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> FF, STOP, STOP..... ARRRRRGGGGHHHHH. </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">oh come on Jen...I need some laughs and Liny lost his funny. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Embarrassed]" src="images/icons/blush.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Robby, I'm 5'5" and I'm not telling what I weigh. During the Infidelity Plan Diet I got so skinny people thought I was seriously ill but I've put on "a bit" since then. </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">If I can publicly embarrass myself by giving my weight away then you can too! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" />
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by faithful follower: <strong> I figure a cyber diet deserves cyber money. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Guess again!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> No real, customized, one-of-a-kind diet regiment without REAL money!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> Remember... You get what you pay for... and you pay for what you get!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />
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D'ya think Liny ever had his funny? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> Although, the Biloxi blues thingy WAS quite amusing.
What a good idea - I'll send Robby some cyber money too.
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