VEET!!! Yah, that's it -I knew I didn't have the right name!

Thanks K!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Cool]" src="images/icons/cool.gif" />

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> lock up </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Dear Lord in Heaven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm almost crying! OWIE ZOWIE, just the thought......I'd almost rather be in labor.......

LMAO fell off the chair laughing and woke AW up, she had cried herself to sleep earlier and thought I had fallen asleep again and rolled onto the floor... well its only happened a few times for goodness sakes

AW is looking all vulnerable at the moment & I think she needs a shoulder to cry on or hug right now .

{{{{AW}}}

Tell her we love her Aussie.

Aussie, sorry AW is feeling like that. The pregnancy plus everything else has been a lot for her to deal with. Hugs to you both.

FF, I was thinking hmmmm should I share about my DH and the trimmers - then thought no, probably TMI - then YOU said exactly the same thing. Nearly fell out of my chair laughing. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Jen

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Nearly fell out of my chair laughing </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Must be some sort of gravitational weirdness going on south of the equator for you guys to be falling out of your chairs.

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

thanks all I will..all locked up so I had better hit the pillow as well for a few hours.
be good girls now!!

Ok here is a really trigger full of memories in this joke, you can throw rocks at me tomorrow or whenever <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Relationships go through four stages of sex:
1) Smurf Sex: Having sex until you’re both blue in the face
2) Kitchen Sex: Sex in every room of the house
3) Bedroom Sex: Only having sex in the bedroom
4) Hallway Sex: Passing each other in the hall and saying "Screw you"

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> FF, I was thinking hmmmm should I share about my DH and the trimmers - then thought no, probably TMI - then YOU said exactly the same thing. Nearly fell out of my chair laughing </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">LMAO!! Ok, I knew I liked you for a reason. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

'night Aussie. I think DH and I are on #4 right now. Do we get to go back to #1? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />

Gee, just got back from IC and saw all the "hairy" posts. Well, just cause I know y'all are not likely to be in my neck of the woods anytime soon, hehehe. I would hate anyone snickering at my I'villeness showing..
I will share that Electric shavers are not a good thing. They Rip! ANd get hot! And get stuck. Heaven help anyone that sweats!

I even tried get ready for this.... a mustache trimmer. Don't go there! No Good, it got stuck. Tried that little thingy they sell on the shopping channel that looks like a nose hair trimmer. Ditto.

I am a fan of laser hair removal but that is mucho dinero. A $100 a treatment and they say it takes about 7 or 8 times. Plus, because I am blonde there is no guarantee that it will work. Didn't know that one until recently. Blond hair reflects the light away. Works best for Snow White complexion, dark hair and light skin.

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by fightingalone-again:
<strong> Dobie, OMG I snorted tea out my nose <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> I almost died laughing at your waxing incident. I can sooo relate. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">For the record, that was NOT my story, I just forwarded it here. I related to it a little too well. Good to see that I'm not the only one who did.

Dobie

Kimmy: You're quite welcome for the snow. Anytime. (In fact all the time as far as I'm concerned.) <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

HeYL! (That's short for Hey, YL how ya doin?)

Jelly has been busy with family and lots of day care kids this week. Plus, ST's bday is coming up, so I hear she is quite busy. But as soon as I say that, I'm sure she'll drop by to whack me one. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

Hey RH, Tell Jelly we miss her! <img border="0" alt="[Teary]" title="" src="graemlins/teary.gif" /> Oh and tell NOW we miss her too. Need some of her straight forward humor injected here. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

How's the knee? Did you finish your shed? Oh, I am just full of q's aren't I? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" />

Jelly said in her last email that she was going to have to make MB time.

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Hey RH, Tell Jelly we miss her! Oh and tell NOW we miss her too. Need some of her straight forward humor injected here.

How's the knee? Did you finish your shed? Oh, I am just full of q's aren't I? </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Will do. I think its time for a Psych appointment. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Had the MRI today. Then they have to send the results to the doctor. I don't have that appointment set up yet. Been wearing a brace today. The shed is getting close to done. We have the roof done and siding on two sides. If the weather holds, might be able to start moving stuff into it this weekend. Who knows.

Well, NOW is playing with the beagle. And she's running around like a banshee (the beagle, not NOW). L8r

Just got this question on my ebay item...

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Hi there, Please could you explain exactly what this is? Many thanks!</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"><img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

Suggestions for a response? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Just stopping by for a quick read, and saw Robby's last post!! OMG - I think I'm gonna fall on the floor laughing - Hey - did somebody tilt the room???!!!

You actually got a hit and now they need an explanation - ok, well, how about:

It's The Mayor's sure fire way to loose weight. Send me the $$, along with your height and weight, and I'll send you an ideal diet, guaranteed to drop at least 3 lbs. (Doesn't the $$ weigh at least that much?)

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" /> Yah, ok, so THAT was obvious and well, rather Idiotic, but what do you expect - you said in the add "The Mayor of Idiotville" - ok, so, in light of the holiday season, and in my bestest redneck voice...

"Here's Yer Sign!!"

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> Thanks Robby - you made me laugh!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Well, NOW is playing with the beagle. And she's running around like a banshee (NOW , not the beagle ).</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"><img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />

uh YL, do you live down under? They seem to have a problem staying in their chairs there. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />

Robby, how about something like..."guarenteed weight loss for idiots only."