A2 - glad you finally decided to join AW for a little R&R - Oh, and just an FYI, I think my last pregnancy was the hardest one emotionally - I found out I was pregnant just a few days before my dad was killed in a work-related accident. Not the same as an A - but, emotionally tough none-the-less...top that with my attitude that my being pregnant was God's latest joke on YL and that He was probably on the floors of Heaven laughing like a crazy person, and having 2 older children, with no desire for a younger sibling, and well, I was a wreck! I cried more and was more emotional about EVERYTHING during that pregnancy than any of the others. Anyway, said that to say this, just have patience with AW, and love her as much as you can and as much as she'll let you.

{{A2&AW}}

OK - I'm really not trying to keep posting in a row like this, but I can't remember what I was wanting to say!

RH - hope the knee is better soon!

NOW - Let the beagle be and post already, would ya??!!!

FF - Nope, not in the down under, just have this stupid cold, and thanks to the meds, am a little under the stupid cloud, if you know what I mean. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />

Hope you feel better YL. Wow it is POURING outside. I left work about 10 min early and now am glad I did. Lightening and thunder too. Glad to be indoors.

OK, H is trying out the Release program, but honestly, we didn't look it up on the net...do people REALLY check out e-bay for diet programs?? Or is Robby pulling our virtual legs?

I'm not sure even our Mayor is THAT good.

Thanks FF! Not sure where this came from - wasn't really around anybody that was sick, but, I guess it's in the air this time of year, huh? Was odd - I was feeling ok, then within about an hours time, I was feeling yucky, within a couple of hours, it had hit me full force - was odd how it came on so quick.

Well, enough about that - sorry to hear about the rain - we had quite a bit over the Christmas holiday, but looks like sunny skies are on the way - I think they even predidcted it'll be around 74 as a high for tomorrow!


PS - Hey KiwiJ - hope your holiday was a good one! Oh, and I can't imagine snow this time of year either...snicker snicker snicker! Oh how I LOVE Florida!!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> I'm not sure even our Mayor is THAT good.
</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">SSSHHH!!! Don't tell him - he'll swear there's another uprising on the way.

- The peasants are revolting!

- You said it! They stink on ice!

History of the World Part I

Oh no, Robby is going to accuse me of starting another coup. Good thing Starz is on vacation. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Dobie:
<strong> For the record, that was NOT my story, I just forwarded it here. I related to it a little too well. Good to see that I'm not the only one who did.

Dobie </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Sure, Sure!

I think it was you for sure!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

Whoever it was, it was funny as hell and I LMAO!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Yeah, Robby, it's hilarious when your nether regions are covered in immovable hot wax that gets stuck on the towels and the sink and the floor. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />


Which is why I love my little trimmer. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

Why not get it done in a salon?

I've watched "America's Next Top Model"! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

That's what they did!!

Brazilian wax!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

A Brazilian wax removes everything in your nether regions, front and back, leaving you completely smooth everywhere under your underwear. With a Brazilian wax, you'll never have to worry about "escaping tendrils" again.

Before you commit yourself to this little endeavor, be warned that most women don't find it comfortable. You'll be having hair ripped out from the roots on your most sensitive and intimate regions. Imagine your eyebrow waxing, only three times as long and in an area ten times as sensitive.

Why, you ask, would you do this to yourself? Well, to be honest, the pain isn't all that bad, and the results are undeniable. You'll have a smooth, bump-free bikini area that looks fabulous in a bathing suit or au natural. Plus, you and your partner will probably find it incredibly erotic!

A Brazilian wax is not something you should undertake at home; it's definitely a salon procedure. You'll never be able to reach all the spots and crevices a professional can, and really, wouldn't you rather have somebody else making sure you're perfect?

GRAND OPENING!!

The Mayor's Brazilian Wax Salon!!!

by appointment only!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

OMG, don't get Rob started on Brazilians. He's VERY keen for me to have that done.

We do get it done in a salon but it's cheaper and the packaging makes it sound like it's easy to do at home.

Yeah, right!!! is what I say to that. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Jen

my ebay question response:

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> You are bidding on a personalized, comprehensive weight loss plan. Your height and current weight, eating and exercise habits will be analyzed to produce superior results. A virtual personal trainer and intuitionalist will be available to you until you reach your goal.

Warning** This is a very strict diet and exercise regimen. Only those willing to do the hard work should bid.
</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">

Robby, isn't that response illegal or something?????

Rob would probably sign up to work in your waxing salon. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" />

But I'll pass on the offer, thank you. (very snippily said).

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Jen

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by KiwiJ.:
<strong> Robby, isn't that response illegal or something?????
</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Why illegal?

For $10k I'd provide all of that!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

I am trying SOOOOO hard to stifle my laugh and not wake up brown! I have been laughing for 10 minutes, non-stop!

There are just too many things too respond to, but I just had to on these:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Plus, because I am blonde there is no guarantee that it will work. </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">We do get it done in a salon but it's cheaper and the packaging makes it sound like it's easy to do at home.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"><img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />

And Robby, send 'em a pack of cigarettes for your guarnteed weight loss!

.--you still up? Have a ? for ya.

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by KiwiJ.:
<strong>
But I'll pass on the offer, thank you. (very snippily said).
</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Snippily??

If somebody buys my weight loss plan I'll send Rob enough $ to pay for your next salon visit. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Hey Robby! You're up late!