I heard that............. so
How To Shower Like A Woman...
* Take off clothing and place it in sectional laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
* Walk to bathroom wearing long bathrobe. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom.
* Look at your womanly physique in the mirror and stick out your gut so that you can complain and whine even more about how you're getting fat.
* Get in shower. Look for face-cloth, arm-cloth, leg-cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
* Wash you hair once with Cucumber and Lamprey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
* Wash your hair again with Cucumber and Lamprey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
* Condition your hair with Cucumber and Lamprey conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil & other oils no one has heard of before. Leave on for 15 minutes.
* Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red and raw.
* Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash. Oh Yum
* Rinse conditioner off of hair (this takes at least 15 minutes as you must make sure that it has all come off).
* Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini area but decide to get it waxed instead, then change mind & go for electrolysis.
* Scream loudly when your husband flushes the toilet and you lose the water pressure.
* Turn off shower.
* Squeegee off all wet surfaces in the shower. Spray mould spots with Tilex you keep hanging on the shower glass panel.
* Get out of the shower. Dry with towel the size of a small African Country.
* Wrap hair in super-absorbent second towel.
* Check entire body for the remotest sign of a zit. Attack with nails/tweezers if found.
* Return to bedroom wearing bathrobe and towel on head.
* If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and then rush to the bedroom to spend an hour-and-a-half getting dressed. Brush hair 50 times, primping and trying out what looks best for the next 40 minutes
How To Shower Like A Man...
* Take off clothes while walking around the room and leave them where they fall.
* Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife & or her girlfriends along the way, flash her/them making the ''woo, woo'' sound.
* Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see your pecs. Admire the size of your wiener in the mirror, scratch your balls.
* Get in shower. Don't bother looking for a washcloth. You don't use one. You're a man.
* Wash your face.
* Wash your armpits if you really think they need it
* Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.
* Wash your privates and surrounding area.
* Wash your [censored], leaving hair on the soap bar.
* Shampoo your hair with whatever is available. Do not use conditioner.
* Make a shampoo Mohawk.
* Pull back shower curtain and look at yourself in the mirror.
* Pee (in the shower or bath or sink).
* Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub when you checked your Mohawk.
* Partially dry off.
* Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles .Admire wiener size. Leave shower curtain open and wet mat on the floor.
* Leave bathroom light and fan on.
* Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your wife &/or her girlfriends flash & shout ''Oh yeah, baby!'' and thrust your pelvis at her/them.
* Throw wet towel on the bed. Take two minutes to get dressed. comb hair with fingers on the way out
ha ha ha I wonder who resembles that a lot ????
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