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um Dobie, maybe that's why you are in IDIOTVILLE! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />
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Yeah, FF. Scary, huh? A friend asked me to have lunch with him the other day. He was in a bind. His female roomie "accidentally" left her diary sitting out, open, and he saw where it said that she's in loooove with him. Now he has to confront her with his knowledge, tell her no way, and hope that he doesn't have to move.
I wouldn't want that kind of pickle.
"Come and knock on our doooooor..."
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Ok, this bites!!! I missed my flight because someone with my name is on the "Do not Fly" list!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="images/icons/mad.gif" /> Now I'm scheduled to leave at 7:30 in the morning. I have to be there at 4:55 am for extra security check-in... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="images/icons/mad.gif" />
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Robby, is your name "Michael Moore?" <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />
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Doesnt that just suck??
One night while working we had a fire call at a prison. Flames showing out a window yet they still had to run everyone through LEIN. I of all people, a part time cop, came back with an officer safety caution.
It doesnt have to be an exact match, just close, so if you have a common name guess what??
Turns out the OSC was for a guy who is 6' 6" 255 pounds and african american. I am 5' 10" 165 and white. lol
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by graycloud: <strong> Robby, is your name "Michael Moore?" <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> GC </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">LOL! No, and I'm not obese either!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />
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Afternoon all. Just got home from work. What a nightmare! I am off to post on the DD thread. I can't believe the frickin fog! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="images/icons/mad.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="images/icons/mad.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="images/icons/mad.gif" />
WHere the he!! did DD's F go? THis screwup can't spend 1 frickin' New Year's Eve night with DD without it being my fault!
Okay, make me laugh. ANyone out there?
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AWWW. <img border="0" alt="[Teary]" title="" src="graemlins/teary.gif" /> No funnies. No drinks. How awful. No jokes, no sniper, no mayor. BLECH!
Okay, I am a thread killer. Sigh, (as I walk away kicking the can).
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DRINKS ON THE HOUSE!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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Robby - Your name isn't OBL is it?
F-again - I'm here, been reading all the threads but have been busy with work and my property management business. Right now I have been working on the house from H*ll.
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Hi, beleiver and RObby. I need a huge drink. No shooters. It is a definite rocky mountaif BFr day. A triple please. Beleiver, the house from hell? You should have seen this house when we bought it.It was a grow-op. WIth the power cut off and vacant for 4 months after they got busted. THe entire electrical sysetm had to go thorugh inspection because they hacked STRAIGHT into the city's raw power. No breakers or anything! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> I have birds in my attic. THe house not me! I had a leak in my roof right over my bed! All fixed of course. But the birds come back every year and birdy doo doo all over the windows from spring until winter. And we won't talk about the teenagers that thought it was their right to walk throughour yard every day, ten times a day, tease my dogs and smoke dope. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" />
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by fightingalone-again: <strong>I have birds in my attic. THe house not me! </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Sure, sure!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />
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Tweet Tweet! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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Rocky Mountain Bear ******1/3 oz Tequila 1/3 oz Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey 1/3 oz Southern Comfort Pour into shot glass starting with tequila, followed by J.D. and finally Southern. Shoot it. I used Patron Silver for the tequila. Hope you like it!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> But it is a shooter! <small>[ December 31, 2004, 09:44 AM: Message edited by: Justuss ]</small>
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Ya, Robby, I know. NOW! When my DS27 bought me 1st one, it was an ounce of each! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> And I shot it. Well, most of it. DUmb move, I am too old for that stuff. Blech, My head did a 360 and my eyes bulged out. You are the one that made me realize my son was deliberately feeding me triple drinks. Evil Child! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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I used to shoot Prairie Fires. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />
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Nuts! Hit the ad insted of hte preview. Prairie Fires AKA Flaming *** wholes
<small>[ December 31, 2004, 09:38 AM: Message edited by: Justuss ]</small>
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> I have birds in my attic</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Bats in the belfy? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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err belfry &%$# rule about editing <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="images/icons/mad.gif" />
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One Friday, two women were sitting and talking. One woman looked up and saw her husband coming down the street with a bunch of flowers in his hand.
She rolled her eyes and said, “There comes the ******* with flowers in his hand. Now he'll expect me to spend the weekend on my back with my legs in the air.â€
Her friend promptly replied, “Don't you have a vase?â€
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