</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by aussieswife:
<strong>So fixing dink for Aussie Irish Whiskey on ice in beer glass ....his mess calls it a 'wifes leverage' dont get it, never have...what am I missing here guys??????
scratching head ...puzzled
</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">It's called Wife's Leverage because it helps you get what you want easier. Get a man a good buzz before you ask him to take out the trash! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by faithful follower:
<strong> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> I bet everybody was ordering breast in the restaraunt that night!

</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"><img border="0" title="" alt="[Confused]" src="images/icons/confused.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Confused]" src="images/icons/confused.gif" /> Ok, I am totally lost here. Did I miss something??? </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Liny's latest attempt (twice) at being funny...

Don't think it worked either time! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

Aussie REALLY embarrassed me FF <img border="0" title="" alt="[Embarrassed]" src="images/icons/blush.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Embarrassed]" src="images/icons/blush.gif" />

he told them about something I did a few years ago on holiday .....really gonna get him for that...nappy changes for the first 6 months <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by YL:
<strong> Yah, so it's a status job, but is status worth not being there with baby bear, not just providing for him?
</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">I'm not interested in the job because of the status. It would be a springboard for me career-wise. And it's a difference of at least 150k in salary. Baby bear would travel alot and hopefully I could find something equivalent back here after 2 years or so.

It's not a perfect solution... there usually never is one. But I'd be faced with the same decision even if I wasn't heading towards D. If W & I had a perfectly happy M I don't think she'd be willing to move again.

It will be a tough decision but it's one I want the opportunity to make.

OK OK....I'll stop being a boob and won't mention it again...Anyway, who says I was referring to you AW? I mean, any woman could have been sunbathing nude on top of a skylight over looking a restarunt unbenounced to her! I mean, it could have been anyone! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" />

That guy is too ***** unreal! UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!

<small>[ January 03, 2005, 03:19 PM: Message edited by: Justuss ]</small>

FF,

Boobs, er I mean AW went sunbathing on the roof of a restaurant. Topless. She rolled over to sun her back and didn't realize she was lying on a skylight.

The Matre'Di came up to the roof and asked her to move to a second skylight so the other half of the restaurant could enjoy the view! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

LOL!!! (Really trying to hold it on, er in though!)

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by LINY:
<strong> That guy is too ***** unreal! UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!! </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Liny you've said AT LEAST twice that you were done wasting time with the troll. (I'm assuming that's who you're talking about.) Did you get confused about my NEVER argue with a fool quote?? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

<small>[ January 03, 2005, 03:22 PM: Message edited by: Justuss ]</small>

OK OK....I'll stop being a boob and won't mention it again

OK, Ok, I am really slow but I got it. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" /> Poor AW! You guys are awful! AW, I think it calls for poopy diaper changes for a year at least! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

I know...I didn't post...just read it though...just amazes me...there's a lot more important issues on MB than noticing how hot girls are at a tanning salon! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="images/icons/mad.gif" />

...Like...Idiotville! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Arrggggggggg I give up ....... go on get all the boob jokes over with.... I can stand it

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

but I'm never ever going back to that beach let alone the resort ever ever again <img border="0" title="" alt="[Embarrassed]" src="images/icons/blush.gif" />

Aussie start getting ready to wipe messy baby bottoms buster!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

Did you read FH's response to him a couple days ago? That was the most well written response I have ever seen. But I can see that he came back for more and like some people we won't mention, FH bit again. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" />

Liny,

I think there are more than a couple of posters I would characterize as parasites on MB right now. They're getting exactly what they want... attention.

Robby volunteers first!

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by faithful follower:
<strong> Did you read FH's response to him a couple days ago? That was the most well written response I have ever seen. But I can see that he came back for more and like some people we won't mention, FH bit again. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Yeah, I did and agree. She even wrote again saying to respond to it, basically. And, of course, he hasn't. Robby pegged it--attention.

Server very slow today! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="images/icons/mad.gif" />
Well, DD laying down--think I'll take a nap with her and have some heaven before I gotta go to hell! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> (She was laughin hysterically in her sleep last night--cutest thing! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> )

RRRRRR...sh'es not wanting a nap--are those days over?!?!?!? well, gotta go do some stuff around here, then. Talk to ya all later!

It has just taken me 30 minutes to catch up on my Idiotville reading and I was only gone overnight. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Liny, telling a joke twice doesn't make it funnier. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />

Sir Robby, we'll all pretend you didn't come on here last night in a slightly inebriated state. Great news about the job!!!!!!!!!!

Jelly, we missed you, we missed you, we missed you. I'll make it all about you any time you like. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

I also noticed that the poster we like to talk about was lurking in I-ville last night. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />

Last day of holidays today. <img border="0" alt="[Teary]" title="" src="graemlins/teary.gif" />

Jen

Just for you AW,

How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.

Why do they call it the Wonder Bra?
When you take it off you wonder where the boobs went.

What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
It's Braille for "lick here".

What is Pamela Anderson's biggest pet peeve?
Guys never notice her nice [censored].

Have you heard about the 'Sheepdog' bra?
It rounds them up and points them in the right direction.

Hey, don't yell at me... Liny said he was taking a nap!!

Found the restaurant were you went sunbathing...

Thanks to you this is their new signature dish !!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />