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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by LINY:
<strong> OT--FYI--thin mints are a ***** to clean up when there half-eaten and squished all over the place. </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Not if you have a dog. Wanna borrow one?
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I can never understand why they would WANT to come to a site like this in the first place ....I mean if they are some sort of sicko drop over to the various OW sites and get all the nasty nitty gritty boasting details they can want. Now those places are strange. I guess I'm just naive and dont understand it. Dumb country girl. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Confused]" src="images/icons/confused.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Confused]" src="images/icons/confused.gif" />
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The Boob JobThere was a woman who was interested in getting a boob job, so she went to her doctor, Dr. Smith and questioned him about implants. He explained that, before you do anything too serious, there is a method that has worked for a lot of my patients. Every morning when you wake up rub your boobs and say ''Scoobie doobie doobie, give me bigger boobies.'' She did this faithfully for weeks and noticed one day that they actually were getting bigger, she was very impressed. One morning she woke up, late for work and very rushed. By the time she got on the bus she realized that she forgot to go through her routine. So standing on the bus, while rubbing her boobs she says ''Scoobie doobie doobie, give me bigger boobies''. The man standing next to her says, ''You go to Dr. Smith?'' ''Yes,'' she said, ''how did you know?'' He replies ''Hickory dickory dock!'' <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />
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LINY - We always told our boys they didn't have to go to sleep, but they had to stay in the bed. It always worked. They felt like they had won because they didn't have to go to sleep, but the minute they got still they fell asleep on their own. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> If they get out of the bed, of course, you have to follow through with punishment, but we only had to do it once with each kid. Naptime, bedtime, always worked.
Robby - amazing. Job offers just pour in to the deserving folks, don't they? Sometimes you have to wait a little, but it happens. Life is good.
Jelly - we've missed you. Seems like a long time....
Must try to work some today. Can't hang out in Idiotville permanently.
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ROTFLMAO, Robby is funny! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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Just a sideline - go to boortz.com and go to Neals Nuze - click on the "more" button and scroll down until you get to the picture. Check the guy in the t shirt. These are the people we are helping? Yes, I know, it's only one guy, but there are so many others....
Yeah, criticize America for not responding sooner. I feel great compassion for the hundreds and thousands who have suffered, but I still vividly remember 9/11.
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by starz: <strong> Robby - amazing. Job offers just pour in to the deserving folks, don't they? Sometimes you have to wait a little, but it happens. Life is good. </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">God is in play on this one. Seriously. Start date of job offered isn't until after AZ trip. Just got a call for another FL interview tomorrow. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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Hi Starz. Welcome back. A couple of posts back, y'all were talking about a certain poster. I hope it isn't me. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />
Well, I don't think so. But, there area couple of posters lately who scare the bejesus out of me. Suppressed violence, a creepy crawly feeling comes over me. I avoid the threads. But, I had to look after I read the posts here. EEEWW, I want to call the cops. Or something.
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Double post.
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ARRRRR Robby !! OMG I just about fell off the chair when that picture came up hehheheheh ..............lol tender juicy breats indeed...lol <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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Hi Starz. Welcome back. A couple of posts back, y'all were talking about a certain poster. I hope it isn't me. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> Well, I don't think so. But, there area couple of posters lately who scare the bejesus out of me. Suppressed violence, a creepy crawly feeling comes over me. I avoid the threads. But, I had to look after I read the posts here. EEEWW, I want to call the cops. Or something. I am a drama Queen from way back. But, Sheesh! I am here to learn and to survive this A. Sorry, this is too serious for I'ville. I feel like staying right here and not venturing out again. Call me the new resident hermit of I'ville. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Confused]" src="images/icons/confused.gif" />
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Hey FAA!! Welcome Back!! Hey FAA!! Welcome Back!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />
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HI Robby. THanks. I don't know but that Welcome Back.... Did you sing that to Welcome Back Kotter theme? I swear I heard that all the way on the West COast of Canada. Whatever happy pills you have, share them, Okay? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />
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Hey FAA!! Welcome Back!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />
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Robby! Are you double posting or are you trying to confuse this blonde? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" /> It's working! Since you have kids, have you read Jacob Two Two? Welcome Back Welcome Back HI, HI. Thanks Thanks <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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Hey FAA & did Jen sneak in???? nice to 'see' you. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> I've just about got Aussie to bed but hes being a pain about it. Made him take the anti inflammatories so far..just need the pain killers now so he doesn't keep me awake like he did all last night... ......oh sorry head nodding <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" />
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Somebody stop him <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" /> Jelly usually asks him if he's been to his IC lately. So Robby, have you been to your IC lately? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> Jen
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No Happy Pills and no Jacob two two... Just a new outlook. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> Interested? Sign up for The Mayor's New Year Outlook!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />
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Hmmm…. robby13 ‘cuz 13 is my favorite number… Add up the #’s in my member number = 13 Today’s date 1.3… Coincidence, you decide!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />
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Yes, Ohio did something to renew you, for sure. Can I go next time? I need a new outlook. (A Greek God body, blonde curly hair, six pack abs, yep, that'd be a new outlook!!) Actually, I don't care about his hair color. Would prefer that he have some, though. Two baldies just wouldn't work together. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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