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The Perfect Age for a Woman
(by my former neighbor who worked on cars)
15 is too young 36 is too old and 24 is just right.
This had something to do with the timing of his Volkswagon Beetle. Some type of saying that any guy could easily remember to put the timing back in order.
Now the question is: Just right for what?
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How nice it must be to be an I-ville newbie and have all your questions answered, politely, and promptly.
Oh to be a newbie....... sigh!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="images/icons/frown.gif" />
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Serious for a moment... Robby, thank you so much for putting my head on straight this morning. I love this place. It helps to get a mans perspective. I am doing a little better since I got that off my chest AND I apologized to my H for last night. He seems better too. The road to recovery is paved with boulders. sigh.... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="images/icons/frown.gif" />
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> ROTFLMAO, FL that is a funny story~!
</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">glad you enjoyed it <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />
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Soooo Jelly I think thats how Robby is gonna be 20 again........
20 yrs goes to AZ
and 20 yrs to the first FL job and 20 yrs to the 2nd FL job?????????? heh heh heh <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
but great Robby perhaps a lottery ticket??? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />
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KY said: So, you guys are wearing shorts? Yup, and yesterday I was in a tank top too! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />
Do I need to take a coat? Or will a sweatshirt work? Just a sweatshirt, or a wind-breaker-type jacket would probably be all you'd need...now, keep in mind, this winter was colder for us than they have been the last few years, but it's in the 70's today!! It could be cool, but, if you want, go to "TBO.com" that's a local (Tampa) station, and their weather reports are rather accurate - just check out their forcast before you leave! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />
Are you guys still swimming? NO!! Not Me!!! That stopped back in October, when the first cool-front came through - BUT, that's just me - if it's not bath-water-warm, I don't wanna be in it!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />
I know, I really need to get out more. And, you will, you're comin to FL!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
We will be coming the second week in Feb. We are staying in a condo some place in FL. come find us. You have my #, Call me collect when you get here, and we'll have lunch, or dinner, or somethin!
FF said - just haven't put shoes on the words yet I love that! YL can I use that in my sig line?
Wow! Did I really say that?? Yah, you can use it if you want....cool!
AW - Somehow, I've managed the urge to torch our house, but I'm afraid this pic is gonna have to go...if only I had a good plan to get it out of Mom's house, and MIL, and Grandmom's <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" /> that's what I get for sharing, Huh?? Oh well, MIL still has wedding video of H & his first W - after they're divorced 12 years, and we're married 10 years - I'm still a bit p'd about that one - told her if my kids watch it, I'll slap her - she said it cost too much to just throw it away...And, she has the brass to wonder what ever have they done that we don't want to be there all the time!
FL – That WAS funny!! Heeheehee!!
Robby - Great sound fx, but where was the "OH Sh---!!!" afterwards?? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by aussieswife: <strong> Soooo Jelly I think thats how Robby is gonna be 20 again........
20 yrs goes to AZ
and 20 yrs to the first FL job and 20 yrs to the 2nd FL job?????????? heh heh heh <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
but great Robby perhaps a lottery ticket??? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Somebody please tell me what she's saying!!
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Person wanted ad:
Translator for the Mayor Robby, sir Duke of Idiotville. Must be able to translate aussie lingo and NZ lingo into American english. Excellent pay and benefits. All the drinks you want on the Mayor . <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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Robby - did you give a proper 2 week notice!!??? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> Did you tell them you're the Mayor here, and without constant overlooking, the natives will just reek havoc on your little town?
Oh, and I don't know what AW was saying either!! (Sorry)
KY - who you talkin 'bout Willis??!!
DOH!! Stupid Add Reply button!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FF!!
RH - good for what, indeed!!! I guess it goes with the saying "Get 'em young enough to teach 'em what you want 'em to know!" <small>[ January 04, 2005, 12:16 PM: Message edited by: YL ]</small>
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Somebody please tell me what she's saying!! </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Yeah, I'll get right on that for you. NOT!!
Bitter in Michigan, Queen Jelly Bing
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FL,
LMAO!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
What color is that long hair of yours?
Blonde perhaps?!? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> All the drinks you want to pour on the Mayor </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">ROTFLMAO
Can't believe you said that Faith after all the Mayor helped you put your head on today.
<img border="0" title="" alt="[Cool]" src="images/icons/cool.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Embarrassed]" src="images/icons/blush.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="images/icons/mad.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />
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RH, You are so bad. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />
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I just figured out what I made for the year, can you folks say POVERTY???
OMG, I'm glad I'm not doing this for the money, or this would be really sad.
YL, I was talking to R. Just being a brat.
I'm off, bye guys. Have a great day.
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by kyellow4: <strong> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Somebody please tell me what she's saying!! </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Yeah, I'll get right on that for you. NOT!!
Bitter in Michigan, Queen Jelly Bing </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">What?!?
What did I do?
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Must be nap time!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />
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Bye Queen Jelly Bing!! (Waving) See you soon!!
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no my hair is black, thank you very much.
italians are NOT blond!!
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How would I know you were Italian?? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Confused]" src="images/icons/confused.gif" />
Learning isn't an Italian name!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />
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oops sorry...A2 and I having argument... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="images/icons/frown.gif" />
bye bye Jelly see ya soon... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />
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Is Jelly gone?? Ok, I've got a pic of her and ST. I think she looks a bit older than 29 !!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />
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