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Or maybe Jelly Roll!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />
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Um, RH, I think your bum knee is messing with your memory. I recall a post stating, no more jabs from me today Jelly. You might want to put a rush on that MRI!!! My abs are fine, it is everything else that is going to Hel1. Sorry Justuss I forgot we can't say that word, that seems so silly to me. I swear (not on this thread) there is nasty words all over this board, yet we so get picked on. Humph!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="images/icons/frown.gif" /> good night TT Time for lunch. What is everybody having???
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by kyellow4: <strong> Time for lunch. What is everybody having??? </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Maybe you should try a salad!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> I recall a post stating, no more jabs from me today Jelly. </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">It wasn't meant as a jab. Honest. Did it feel like one? Sorry then. Guess I got carried away trying to be funny. No wait. That couldn't happen as there is no one here who can lift that much. I thought the proposed nicks were uplifting.
(I feel like I'm just digging myself in deeper and will now stop before I do.)
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Robby look at you being all witty. Must be pent up sexual frustration feeding your wit. RH, a jab that is fine, I can handle it old man, bring it, I was just thinking you were a man of your word, my bad, I see you are NOT!!!! Boys, your turn. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Maybe you should try a salad!! </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">I opted for Venison sausage a cheese ball, crackers and chocolate milk, that has to healthy in some fashion, right?
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Maybe you should try a salad!! </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">HEY!! Wait a minute!!! I resemble that remark!!
Yah, salad, that's it...how about a Shrimp Cobb, no avocado, no tomato, extra mixed cheese, ranch and italian dressings...Crispers here I come!!
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So nice I said it twice~ <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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And, thrice ~ <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />
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And, again! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" /> Ya know, If it'd stop logging me off while it's trying to send, I'd stop saying it!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="images/icons/mad.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="images/icons/mad.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="images/icons/mad.gif" /> Yah, there is an echo...and I KNOW you got it the first time!!! SHEESH!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <small>[ January 05, 2005, 11:03 AM: Message edited by: YL ]</small>
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Okay, YL, we heard you the first time. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
Boys, did you run and hide?
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Is there an echo in here??? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />
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See, it's happening to all of you, too! I can tell, that's why it's
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chirp...
chirp...
cricket noise...
cricket noise...
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No salad here, prawns with white wine, garlic, ginger with pasta..love these snacks
boys still running????
Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers?
A. They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don't work.
Q. How can you tell when a man is well hung?
A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
Q. How do men exercise on the beach?
A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Can't tell the sex yet just two big shapes about the same size.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Ummmm...HELLO?!?!?! Did I miss something?!?!? Are you referring to...um...TWINS?!?!?!? Hey everyone...almost dr. time--still haven't broken fever...sux...gotta slow down...pretty hard to do with a 3yo! TT--first, "Amen" folllowing Bob. Your child has physically and figuratively seen so much for even an adult to comprehend. Prayers to you and her! </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Hey Jelly Bling!!</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Is RIF gonna break out into a rap now? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Cool]" src="images/icons/cool.gif" /> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">I had a dry bowl of Crispex for breakfast, I'm really trying to take off some pounds. </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Maybe if you lay off covering them with chocolate syrup... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> Snowing out already...wasn't supposed to start until tonight...yech...be real fun driving tonight...said we weren't supposed to get much, though...got the infamous sea breeze keeping it a degree or two warmer. Oh well...winter is still young!
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Hi Liny just keeping up your level of humor so no one forgets <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> He is doing so much for me, so much with me, I'm absolutely feeling loved, I just have to trust his love more, and make it easier for him to love me. Believe it or not, I can be hard to live with </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Awesome and gives me so much hope!
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Hey ff, aw.... Well???????????? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Confused]" src="images/icons/confused.gif" />
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More Liny-type jokes since he has a fever... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> When Noah built his ark, he had two snakes aboard. When the animals were leaving, he said, "Go forth and multiply." The snakes didn't move. "Go forth and multiply!" They still didn't move. Noah was yelling by now. "Go forth and multiply!" "We can't," they answered. Noah was confused. "Why not?" "We're adders." Why is the banana the most popular fruit? Because of its appeal. Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots! Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement? Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances. Two chickens were chatting around the coop. "That big rooster next door made a pass at me!" one exclaimed. "Really? Did you provoke him?" "Well, I egged him on a little." Did you hear about the Swedish guy who found God after rehab? He was a bjorn-again Christian. Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines! What's Mary short for? She's got no legs. A guy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, and then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?" The doctor replied, "It's very simple. You're two tents." Why does a chicken coop have only two doors? If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />
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Q. How do you get a man to stop biting his nails? A. Make him wear shoes. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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