Ok, Ok, I am laughing here. AW, answer Liny's question.... twins? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Confused]" src="images/icons/confused.gif" />

aw, that was truly disgusting...and robby, those were too good even for me. NOT!!!

OK, maybe I missed something - AW, how far along are you? I was thinking a few months?

Have you guys seen some of the other threads about Amber Frey?

They were Liny... NOT funny!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

But the review for her book from the New York Post is:

AMBER'S 'GUIDE' ON BEING A LOSER

IT'S enough to make you feel sorry for Scott Peterson. Almost.
Amber Frey, the buck-toothed, baby-voiced massage therapist from Fresno who briefly loved Scott Peterson before she tried nailing him to the wall, will not be ignored.

The woman talented enough to have acquired faith in God, the services of a murderous lover, and a high-powered publisher has added her name to a memoir nearly as slim and shallow as she is.

As a public service, here's a cheat sheet to "Witness For the Prosecution of Scott Peterson." I'll skip over Amber's tedious whining about her life as a single mom and cut to the naughty bits, because this is an important book.

It's a how-to book for losers.

It's an advice rag for re-covering sluts.

And it's chock-full of sage advice and dating tips.

Amber's Dating Tip No. 1: A Mom has Needs, So Plan Ahead.

Even before Amber met Scott on a blind date, pal Shawn considerately planned to watch Amber's baby daughter overnight.

"Just remember that I have to be at work in the morning!" her friend warned before Amber leaped out the door.

Dating Tip 2: You can't be too thin or too easy.

A few hours later, Amber told Scott: "I don't know if I'm ready to be with you." Turns out she was.

Dating Tip 3: After the Binge, Don't Forget the Purge.

There's nothing worse for a budding romance than a wife. Amber was deep in the throes of her . . . whatever with Scott, when she found out his wife, Laci, had disappeared. So she quickly handed every bit of evidence she had about Scott to cops — even her shoe scrapings.

"I realize that I wanted to do more than help," Amber writes. "I wanted to purge Scott from my heart and my home."

Dating Tip 4: When Short on Ideas, Shed Clothes.

Oh, yes, the obligatory shots of Amber uncrossing her legs in all their limber glory are well represented in this book.

A smart girl's gotta make a living.

Amber's trite and overactive imagination finds another, unexpected target.

The lofty tome features a "Laci came to me in a dream" sequence — only here, Amber transforms the poor, murdered Laci into a kind of ghoul.

Amber writes that on Christmas Eve 2002 — the date cops say Laci was murdered — a devilish Laci visited her bed.

"In the nightmare, a man with brown hair . . . is tick ling [Amber's daughter] Ayiana," she writes.

"Before long, Ayiana was having trouble breathing."

Then "I saw [Laci] . . . and she was laughing hysterically.

" 'Don't laugh!' I yelled at her. 'Can't you see he's smothering her?!' "

It's a nightmare all right — starting when Amber picked up her pen.


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<small>[ January 05, 2005, 11:52 AM: Message edited by: robby13 ]</small>

Best thing anyone can do is not buy that garbage. Unfortunately, it was the #2 seller yesterday. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="images/icons/frown.gif" />

Oops sorry for being so long.... just spewing AGAIN..

ok 11 weeks now & it better not be twins,,,, the scan shows two about equal sized shapes which should be head and body ...all is ok and coming along fine says the doc <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

He said when a bit further along he will try to do a 3 d imaging scan for me ..... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />

think I might stick the scans on Aussies Photo page in Yahoo just for fun. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

you know, I think my Liny level jokes are SO MUCH better than that Amber chic's book......lol
<img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

Q. How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A. Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."

Q. How does a man show he's planning for the future?
A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Q. How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male?
A. All he's concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs.

Q. What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?
A. Any place without a drive-up window.

Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?
A. Trustworthy.

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

That may have been one of the most brutal reviews I have seen for a boof--ever! (Good!)

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">the scan shows two about equal sized shapes which should be head and body </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">{lightbulb goes on}
Oh....OK.

hehehhehe Liny

just imagine how its been for me! SOOOOOO much has changed since I was last a breeder ..lol <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />

can't eat this, can't eat that, dont drink coffee, wine 1 glass a week,,,,blah baloney says I!!! but sister is a big bully so I have to be carefull..hehhehe no shes a DARLIN REALLY <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> but teasin's fun <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

well my bed bye now... have an offer I cant refuse ..carry to bed, foot rub, then back rub until I'm asleep (he must be feeling a bit guilty) <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> ( and I bit wary of him carrying me with the leg) but Those who dare win....so

Morning shift had lots to say....where's the split shift these days?!?!?! Please don't tell me you are all actually working? Surely you jest!

Gotta go....see ya'll later.

Don't feel bad Liny, I am as big an idiot as you. I thought she meant twins too. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" />

<small>[ January 05, 2005, 02:21 PM: Message edited by: Justuss ]</small>

Ok, while the town is quiet I will confess my idiot moment for the day. I dropped off DD and DS at daycare and went back home to switch cars so my H can pick up the kids later. I had to leave the keys on the coffee table for H so I walk up to the front door and start pressing my car unlock button to open the front door! Doh, took me a moment to realize what I did and why the door didn't "magically" open. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" />

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Robby look at you being all witty. Must be pent up sexual frustration feeding your wit.

</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Faith, you Idiot. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />

I'm glad it gives you hope. I'm really feeling it these days. Always have I guess. We are in such a good place. We are really learning how to live a good life with each other. I love this man, and I want him to know it, every second of everyday.

I love this man, and I want him to know it, every second of everyday.


Mush ! Mush !! And I aint driving huskies ! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

Lovely. I pray for the day Squid would think like that KY. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Robby look at you being all witty. Must be pent up sexual frustration feeding your wit.
</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Coming up on the 1 year mark fast!!

Is black still a shade of blue?? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

hi all,

FF, that was funny.

wanted to say hi, there is no way to catch up, if anyone said anything to me 5 pages ago since the last time i posted.... I am not going to see it!!!! you guys are nuts!!!

but i like you all.

now i have to work and when i get back i'm sure 10 new pages will be here and if anyone said anything to me, i'll have missed it again...

i have "lab" (don't ask, it's a nasty work thing) until midnight now, 10hrs!!!

keep smiling all.

oh, and, we are in a pretty good place right now too. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> it really is a nice thing. i know it's way to soon for us to not take another dip down sometime (many times i'm sure) but i'm going to try my best to not let it get to me, just ride it out with memories of the up times!!

bye for now

Not meaning to ignore you, Robby, but that quote is what everyone on this web site is praying for. I know I am. I am sincerely happy and proud for you that it is going well for you. It is an inspiration to the rest of us.

oh robby, that is not good!!!

ya know, since i'm no good at reading here, i can't keep up, but i do often wonder, how is it going with you, any reconciling happening??

now i am going to have to be sure to keep reading so i can see your response!

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by starz:
<strong> Not meaning to ignore you, Robby, but that quote is what everyone on this web site is praying for. I know I am. I am sincerely happy and proud for you that it is going well for you. It is an inspiration to the rest of us. </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Ok, now I'm confused...

I haven't had SF in almost a year and that's inspiration to the rest of you?!? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Confused]" src="images/icons/confused.gif" />

My last post didn't make any sense. This is the quote I was referring to:

I love this man, and I want him to know it, every second of everyday.


I am an idiot