I never took it that way, either....but how different are we, really?

I'm outta here.

Hey A2!!! Just realized that was you posting!!!

OK, ready for some LINY humour for possibly the last time?....
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THIS REALLY BYTES!!!!!

Somebody find Queen Jelly !! She has been missing for 2 days! The Queen is needed by her people. I think Idiotville2 is the best name - Or Idiotvillage? Idiotburg? (Sounds too much like Iceberg - oy veh)

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by LINY:
<strong> OK...going out on a limb here...

As Robby has everything saved--if anyone needs or wants to get something or even a copy or whatever--can we take a vote to shut down I-ville ourselves before we are told to? Of course, where is the queen when we need her?!?!? And of course, we would need to vote on a name of our new province...

Just a proposal, from the AG's office. </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">First you're not funny now this?!? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

And what makes you think Idiotville is a democracy?

We have a Queen!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Gotta love the weather forecast for tommorrow:
Morning thunderstorms, high of 60; afternoon snow showers, low of 20. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by LINY:
<strong> OK, ready for some LINY humour for possibly the last time?....

</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">And now we have a Drama Queen!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

Again...

Don't Panic!!

Remain Calm!!!

IF we need to start a new thread it will still be called Idiotville.

I can remove the "refugee camp" portion of the thread title and WE WILL SURVIVE!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Liny

got LOTS of YOUR jokes right here.....

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...so

Todays Oxymoron is ...... Microsoft Works

24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a carton ...coincidence?

Hey Robby, you need to save your next post for 'ol2! BTW, congrats on 6700--possibly the last significant post on I-ville.

I'm out for a bit peeps.

My tribute to 2long...

Since this is my 2222 post.

2long,

Just a quick note to let you know how much I appreciate you on MB. I follow what you post and consider myself wiser for it. Sometimes I try to argue (silently) with your logic but I usually lose! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

Recently you entertained the thought of leaving MB. I'm glad you've come to your senses as your insights are quite invaluable.

{{{{{2long}}}}}

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by LINY:
<strong> BTW, congrats on 6700--possibly the last significant post on I-ville. </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Drama Queen!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

I'm posting this on AW's request for all us men. I'm not sure whats she's on about but wanting to keep the peace and be a real SNAG - Sensitive New Aged Guy - here it is........

The Real Man Test

1. Alien beings from a highly advanced society visit the Earth, and you are the first human they encounter. As a token of intergalactic friendship, they present you with a small but incredibly sophisticated device that is capable of curing all disease, providing an infinite supply of clean energy, wiping out hunger and poverty, and permanently eliminating oppression and violence all over the entire Earth. You decide to:
A. Present it to the Prime Minister of Australia..
B. Present it to the Secretary General of the United Nations.
C. Take it apart.
2. As you grow older, what lost quality of your youthful life do you miss the most?
A. Innocence.
B. Idealism.
C. Drinking 5 beers before you need to go to WC.
3. When is it okay to kiss another male?
A. When you wish to display simple and pure affection without regard for narrow-minded social conventions.
B. When he is the pope. (Not on the lips.)
C. When he is your brother and you are Al Pacino and this is the only really sportsmanlike way to let him know that, for business reasons, you have to have him killed.
4. What about hugging another male?
A. If he’s your father and at least one of you has a fatal disease.
B. If you’re performing the Heimlich maneuver. (And even in this case, you should repeatedly shout: "I am just dislodging food trapped in this male’s trachea! I am not in any way aroused!"
C. If you’re a professional soccer player and a teammate scores to win the World Cup, you may hug him provided that:
1. He is legally within the Penalty area,
2. Both of you are wearing protective cups, and
3. You also pound him fraternally with your fist hard enough to cause fractures.
4, Most of us blokes still think you are gender confused anyway
5. Complete this sentence: A funeral is a good time to...
A. ...remember the deceased and console his loved ones.
B. ...reflect upon the fleeting transience of earthly life.
C. ...tell the joke about the guy who has Alzheimer’s disease and cancer.
6. In your opinion, the ideal pet is:
A. A cat.
B. A dog.
C. A dog that eats cats.
7. You have been seeing a woman for several years. She is attractive and intelligent, and you always enjoy being with her. One leisurely Sunday afternoon the two of you are taking it easy-you’re watching a cricket game; she’s reading the papers-when she suddenly, out of the clear blue sky, tells you that she thinks she really loves you, but she can no longer bear the uncertainty of not knowing where your relationship is going. She says she’s not asking whether you want to get married; only whether you believe that you have some kind of future together. What do you say?
A. That you sincerely believe the two of you do have a future, but you don’t want to rush it.
B. That although you also have strong feelings for her, you cannot honestly say that you’ll be ready anytime soon to make a lasting commitment, and you don’t want to hurt her by holding out false hope.
C. That you cannot believe the Umpire called a not out with that last catch.
8. Okay, so you have decided that you truly love a woman and you want to spend the rest of your life with her - sharing the joys and the sorrows, the triumphs and the tragedies, and all the adventures and opportunities that the world has to offer, come what may. How do you tell her?
A. You take her to a nice restaurant and tell her after dinner.
B. You take her for a walk on a moonlit beach, and you say her name, and when she turns to you, with the sea breeze blowing her hair and the stars in her eyes, you tell her.
C. Tell her what?
9. One weekday morning your wife wakes up feeling ill and asks you to get your three children ready for school. Your first question to her is:
A. "Do they need to eat or anything?"
B. "They’re in school already?"
C. "There are three of them?"
10. When is it okay to throw away a set of veteran underwear?
A. When it has turned the colour of a dead whale and developed new holes so large that you’re not sure which ones were originally intended for your legs.
B. When it is down to eight loosely connected underwear molecules and has to be handled with tweezers.
C. It is never okay to throw away veteran underwear. A real guy checks the garbage regularly in case somebody-and we are not naming names, but this would be his wife-is quietly trying to discard his underwear, which she is frankly jealous of, because the guy seems to have a more intimate relationship with it than with her.
11. What, in your opinion, is the most reasonable explanation for the fact that Moses led the Israelites all over the place for forty years before they finally got to the Promised Land?
A. He was being tested.
B. He wanted them to really appreciate the Promised Land when they finally got there.
C. He refused to ask for directions because he was a REAL man!!
12. What is the human race’s single greatest achievement?
A. Democracy.
B. Religion.
C. Remote control.

How to Score...
Give yourself one point for every time you picked answer "C."
A real guy would score at least 10 on this test.
Give yourself a bonus 5 points for knowing the Alzheimer’s joke.

Getting the fatal error more and more now.

Feel free to move to the refugee camp if the problem persists. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

At least now we know our limits!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Here's the link:

http://www.marriagebuilders.com/forum/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=37;t=035771

Now THAT'S funny RH!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

We may not be able to see the link if the fatal error becomes permanent!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Was just trying to get the last post, so I could say that I killed it.

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Where's starz when ya need her?!?!? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

WOW! Look at this! I think you all have just posted way to much and MB doesn't know how to handle all the chatter <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />

You sure have a way of keeping things fun though!
Danielle

Hey Dani! Welcome to Idiotville!
Robby is the Mayor KY is queen, and I'm the Drama Queen! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

You know things are bad when Liny calls himself a drama queen. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" />