He was freakin married???

No, my dear, he was DIVORCED. But he was also GAY, as in light in the loafers, had sugar in his pocket, was queerer than a 3 dollar bill.

So much for my taste in men. This guy was just my type, except that he meets his "dates" in the restroom at the rest stop.

That would SOOOOOO happen to me.

It's the story of my life. Believe me, I can pick them.

By the way, I am still good friends with this guy.

Hope you will give it some time. There are all kinds of frogs out there, but there is also a prince, who is waiting for you.

regarding frogs...

> > The Talking Frog
A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The boy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the boy took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told
you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week, and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The boy said, "Look I'm a software engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."

anyone want to take a crack at changing this into a girl and a talking prince frog scenerio???

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