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You would be correct...backcombing is the favorite of beauty queens (n the south)to have fuller hair..although my mother never gave up the aquanet...such a lovely smell! lmao.
since that time around my mom, i use "flexible hold" sprays...lol.
my fav british sayings are from hugh grant movies...somehow he always mutters..."well bloody he**"..or bloody this.,.or bloody that. something's always bloody with hugh.
suthn' sayings my family has said:
1)what n tar nation are you du'in? (what in the world are you doing)
2)ihaven't seen this (insert person, place, or thing) since the war of northern aggresyun.
3)confoundit
4)you know susan...she's a good girl. but she got mixed up w/dat carpetbagger (yankee) husband bill. anybody suspicious, you'd say was a carpetbagger...use word as adjective as in describing somebody.
5)well god bless the suthn' army...look at that sale at the mall! (my grandma was always blessing the suthn' army)
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I went ter las vegas, but I never saw no pole-arks. Lots o' meskins' flickin' cards at me in th' street, lots o' yerpeens and sum Japanese but no pole-arks. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> More wierd ( slightly crude) local sayings: "sh*t a brick ! " - ( I exclaim ! "its all gone belly-up" - (our endeavour seems to have failed) "half rice, half chips" - ( a bisexual person) "the turtle is getting inquisitive" ( I need to visit the bathroom VERY soon) "Must go' I've been riding the clutch for half an hour" - ( I need to visit the bathroom VERY soon) "face like a bulldog chewing a wasp" - ( not a very petty girl) <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
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Funny, bOb. We use some of those, but a couple are new to me.
Got this one?: Useless as tits on a boar hog.
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.......and of course, Coyote ugly.
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ROTFLMAO----I GREW UP WITH A FATHER WHO USED THAT ONE ALL THE TIME WAT...i havent heard it in ages...tits on a boar hog....lol
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Hi nikko - yea, that one's a staple, it seems. But why specify a "boar hog"? Could be ANY male mammal, huh? So much for "Intelligent Design." <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> WAT
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half rice half chips...
good one...
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I also forgot to mention how many times I WANT to say to someone...
OH just shut your pie-hole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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arkie - I thought you lived quite a distance from me. Went to the grocery store last evening and they were sold out of Land O' Lakes. "SAINTS ON BIKES!!", I exclaimed! Arkie must be around here somewhere. Better go check the pie aisle....... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> WAT
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excuse the rude interruption of this thread. i apolgize.
WAT - I'm back! I posted a couple of days ago in the EN section. Do you still have the same email address?
I will now return you all to your regularly scheduled humorous thread........
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cleopatra...
do you still have the same email address is NOT a funny saying.....
you can do much better than that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OR you could tell me to shut my piehole...which I find totally amusing... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />
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ok, i owe the thread some respect.... as a southerner.... i'm gonna string a couple of em together for the heck of it. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> bless her heart, she's about as dumb as a box of rocks he's dumber than dirt he's about half past a dumb***
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Here's another southern one for ya, arkie - not yet appropriate, but soon.
"It's hotter than a June bride in a feather bed."
Cleo - howdy! You've got mail!
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WAT - I got mail and now you do too.
how 'bout, hotter than two june bugs in love?
more nervous than a cat in a room full of rockin chairs
well, i'll be a someuva b****
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I haven't heard 'tits on a boar hog'....but have heard 'it's /that's as useless as tits on a bull'.
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Some southern Daddy-isms (which are much more crude than Southern Mommy-isms)
Hotter'n a wooly booger.
Colder than a witch's tit in a brass brassiere.
Blacker than a coal miner's a$$.
Come to think of it...momma's let a couple of the above slide out unchecked...but not as often as daddy...
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ewwwwwwwwww, that's flat out nasty.
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