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You gotta see this. I about wet myself. Ok, I'm on vacation but I had to look...
Still seems to be a lot of drama going on about Kiwi on the board.
As a result I've renamed my guardian angel "Mel".
Any time I'm considering doing something that pushes the moral/ethical boundaries I wonder "how bad will Mel kick my [censored] if I do this?" See? We all know you're an angel. Your horns, big coif, and hairspray hold the halo in place.
I never had to take the Kobayashi Maru test until now. What do you think of my solution?O'hana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten. My Story Recovered!
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Did you change your screen name? I'm confused, aside from the normal everyday! LOL <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> that is 2 funny! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge.
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See? We all know you're an angel. Your horns, big coif, and hairspray hold the halo in place. That Aquanet will do wonders, huh? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> But believe me, there is no halo on my badass big hair! Just alot of bootprints in my behind from well meaning, loving friends over the years. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Thanks, friend. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.." Theodore Roosevelt Exposure 101
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y'all know I gave mel an indian name huh?
"Walks with Big Hair"
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OK, I snorted coffee out my nose on that one and it hurt.
Me - BS
DDay 1 (Multiple affairs while overseas) - Feb 2003
DDay 2 (AdultFriendFinder Profile) - April 2007
Seeing a counselor. I think we have him stumped.
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y'all know I gave mel an indian name huh?
"Walks with Big Hair" **snort** <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> now wait a minute, you are a Lousiana gal, so don't try and tell me you don't have a back comb and some Aquanet! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.." Theodore Roosevelt Exposure 101
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A back comb? <shudders while pondering that wax job> You guys are hilarious.
~~One day at a time is all we're given. Just deal with today and let God have tomorrow.~~
Me = 32 FWH in 1996. Current BH
Her = 33 FWW
DS 15
DD 11
DS 7
Discovery March 29, 2006
Recovery and proud of it!
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Ya'll crack me up! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Starfish-you're from Louisiana? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> I thought we all used Rave Mega Hold here! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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elitist! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />
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elitist! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> LOL...This from a woman who can't identify with Gretchen Wilson's song "Redneck Woman" because she buys her "drawers" at Wal-Mart...So I see your <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> and raise you <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />!!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> Mrs. W
FWW ~ 47 ~ MeFBH ~ 50 ~ MrWonderingDD ~ 17 Dday ~ 2005 ~ Recovered
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Oh Mel..
How you would *loathe* my hair.
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Oh Mel..
How you would *loathe* my hair. *GASP* Noodle are you a "Flatheaded Yankee Gal"? Say it ain't so! Perhaps my intervention was misplaced??? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Mrs. W P.S. Mel...All I can say is CELLEX-C!!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
FWW ~ 47 ~ MeFBH ~ 50 ~ MrWonderingDD ~ 17 Dday ~ 2005 ~ Recovered
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Do you really want to know?
>brace yourself<
Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once ~Shakespeare
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Noodle...Beyond flat headed yankee. Even the yanks reject the rapunzels! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />
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Mrs. W<-----waiting with bated breath <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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Noodle...Beyond flat headed yankee. Even the yanks reject the rapunzels! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> Crystal Gayle Rapunzel or Anna Kournikova Rapunzel??? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
FWW ~ 47 ~ MeFBH ~ 50 ~ MrWonderingDD ~ 17 Dday ~ 2005 ~ Recovered
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Mid thigh has been my longest to date.
How long is AKs hair?
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Mel,
I have a serious question.
How much AquaNet does hair that is fine, straight, thinning and had a too-short cut need to make it do something that would equal even a quarter of your biggness????
I have wished for big hair since the days of Farrah (in her hayday, not the overly surgery-ed skin-muffin she is now - though her hair still looks good)... and I NEVER had it. NEVER!
Help me!!!
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Walks with Big Hair" <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> I hate to burst bubbles...(who's bubbles <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />) BUT.. she doesn't have big hair... it's really nothing more than big frontal lobe... immense in fact... on which she grows hair to cover up... it's cause of all this talk about how great texas is and how great texas was..blah blah blah... her cranium is still evolving... picture cave woman...with a good stylist... don't tell I told you.... ARK....whose in for a good [censored] whipping... and says... bring it on big frontal lobe head girl...
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