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#1681898 06/16/06 05:56 PM
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Today, happy BD to Sir Paul.

"....when I'm 64."

Really!

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worthatry #1681899 06/16/06 06:38 PM
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oh my goodness

Oh my I plum forgot

Happy B Day Sir paul

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I might have been wrong about his BD being Friday. Since then I've read/heard others reports that it was yesterday and today.

Here's a fun re-mix of "When I'm 64" - since that's WAY too young anymore.

As I get younger, Rogaine my hair,
Many years from now.
Will you still be ogling my Viagra stash,
Vintage T-shirts, old hippie hash?

If memory drugs fail and I can't find home,
Will you lock the door?
Will you still see me, will I still be me,
When I'm 104?

The fountain of youth has finally arrived,
Ain't technology grand?
You can surf and ski and run your marathon,
If you find sky-diving a yawn.

Botox for wrinkles, lipo for sag,
Who could ask for more?
Will you still see me, will I still be me,
When I'm 104?

Every summer we can rent a villa on the coast of Spain
Let the young folks pay.
We shall hoard our stocks.
Great-grandchildren on your knee,

Vera, Chuck and whatshisname.
Send me an e-mail, crank up your blog,
Stating point of view.
Tell me how your mutual funds are gaining ground,
Social Security -- it's still around.

Praise now that buyout, 401K,
Mine forevermore.
Will you still see me, will I still be me,
When I'm 104.

<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
WAT

worthatry #1681901 06/18/06 04:12 PM
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As you know Sir paul is divorcing. A paper asked him "after this divirce, will you ever go down on one knee again?".

He replied " probably not, but please call her Heather".

<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />


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Bob_Pure #1681902 06/18/06 04:15 PM
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As you know Sir paul is divorcing. A paper asked him "after this divirce, will you ever go down on one knee again?".

He replied " probably not, but please call her Heather".

<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

That's not nice.

I heard about the divorce but what's the real reason for the split and is she really going after more than $93 mil?

L.

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As you know Sir paul is divorcing. A paper asked him "after this divirce, will you ever go down on one knee again?".

He replied " probably not, but please call her Heather".

<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[color:"purple"]*t h u d * [/color]

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As you know Sir paul is divorcing. A paper asked him "after this divirce, will you ever go down on one knee again?".

He replied " probably not, but please call her Heather".

<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[color:"purple"]*t h u d * [/color]


Call me thick, I don't get it. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

Resilient #1681905 06/18/06 07:46 PM
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Heather only has one leg

VERY tasteless joke

KiwiJ #1681906 06/19/06 01:05 AM
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Trust a brit to say the unsayable - <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />


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LOL!

Resilient - The two key words are 'go down'.

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tucktummy #1681908 06/19/06 12:50 PM
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I think it's hilarious!


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