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Today, happy BD to Sir Paul.
"....when I'm 64."
Really!
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oh my goodness
Oh my I plum forgot
Happy B Day Sir paul
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I might have been wrong about his BD being Friday. Since then I've read/heard others reports that it was yesterday and today.
Here's a fun re-mix of "When I'm 64" - since that's WAY too young anymore.
As I get younger, Rogaine my hair, Many years from now. Will you still be ogling my Viagra stash, Vintage T-shirts, old hippie hash?
If memory drugs fail and I can't find home, Will you lock the door? Will you still see me, will I still be me, When I'm 104?
The fountain of youth has finally arrived, Ain't technology grand? You can surf and ski and run your marathon, If you find sky-diving a yawn.
Botox for wrinkles, lipo for sag, Who could ask for more? Will you still see me, will I still be me, When I'm 104?
Every summer we can rent a villa on the coast of Spain Let the young folks pay. We shall hoard our stocks. Great-grandchildren on your knee,
Vera, Chuck and whatshisname. Send me an e-mail, crank up your blog, Stating point of view. Tell me how your mutual funds are gaining ground, Social Security -- it's still around.
Praise now that buyout, 401K, Mine forevermore. Will you still see me, will I still be me, When I'm 104.
<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> WAT
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As you know Sir paul is divorcing. A paper asked him "after this divirce, will you ever go down on one knee again?".
He replied " probably not, but please call her Heather".
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As you know Sir paul is divorcing. A paper asked him "after this divirce, will you ever go down on one knee again?".
He replied " probably not, but please call her Heather".
<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> That's not nice. I heard about the divorce but what's the real reason for the split and is she really going after more than $93 mil? L.
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As you know Sir paul is divorcing. A paper asked him "after this divirce, will you ever go down on one knee again?".
He replied " probably not, but please call her Heather".
<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> [color:"purple"]*t h u d * [/color]
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As you know Sir paul is divorcing. A paper asked him "after this divirce, will you ever go down on one knee again?".
He replied " probably not, but please call her Heather".
<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> [color:"purple"]*t h u d * [/color] Call me thick, I don't get it. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />
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Heather only has one leg
VERY tasteless joke
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Trust a brit to say the unsayable - <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
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LOL!
Resilient - The two key words are 'go down'.
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