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Went into a restaurant restroom over the weekend. A sign said, "Employees must wash hands."
I waited for dern near 15 minutes and then washed them myself.
What's up with that?
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I was up all night once staring at a can of orange juice, because it said "Concentrate."
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When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
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Whenever I see "This door is alarmed" I always wonder who frightened it.
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Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
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Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
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Next time you're on a commercial flight, count how many times the flight attendant says "at this time" instead of "now".
pi$$e$ me off!
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And 2 me, a "pre-owned" car means a NEW car.
What they REALLY should call them, since they seem 2 be so afraid 2 use the term "used" is "post-owned."
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And why is it hernia instead of hisnia?
Herterectomy instead of hysterectomy?
Womenpause instead of menopause?
Womenstru....... nevermind.
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Hickory, dickory dock. The mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one, The others escaped with minor injuries.
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Why are there braille letters/numbers on the drive up ATM?
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How many seats did the passenger pidgeon have?
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When I take a shower do I get wet or does the water get me instead?
What we think or what we know or what we believe is, in the end, of little consequence. The only consequence is what we do. ~ John Ruskin
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Why is it "cargo" on a ship and "shipment" when it's by land (or air)?
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What? Did someone say something? Did I miss it?
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Forwards, I am heavy. Backwards, I am not. What am I?
What breaks when you say its name?
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>What breaks when you say its name?
silence
I dunno the other one.
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