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WAT gave me Carte Blanche in starting any rumor I chose about him while he's away at the great white north...fishing and beer drinking...(mostly beer drinking I'd say...nudge nudge wink wink.... and I've been wracking my lil brain here...and can't think of nothin..... if he was from texas it would be like shooting fish in a barrel.... but WAT.... he's almost untouchable.... it'd be kin to picken on bobPURE, Believer......or Justlearning..... figures.... saints on bikes on dikes.... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> I'm so ashamed of myself... ARKIe^^^^^^
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OMG!
REM is playing "It's the end of the world as we know it" in my head!
The earth is spinning off it's axis....
Cats and dogs are sleeping together (strictly platonic of course)
All because Arkie is at a loss of words to roast WAT with.
Yep. Next thing on the list is the 4 Horsemen galloping across the sky........
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Well ark... many years ago, WAT showed us pictures of his living room (Nerly will remember this, or Jo)... and in the pictures there was a big window with... well... they, er... uh...
well... I might as well say it...
Ruffles.
Blue ruffles. And vallances. Not just curtains, but fluffy, girly, ruffly vallances.
I was shocked. We all were.
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Oh man!
I'd pay cash money to see that....
I never had to take the Kobayashi Maru test until now. What do you think of my solution?O'hana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten. My Story Recovered!
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My wife, my two oldest daughter, & myself just finished galloping across the fields on our horses... catching a little sky. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" /> My 10yo proudly announced: Daddy I galloped! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> It is the end of the world as we know it! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
WTF
*** Warning *** Make sure brain is engaged before shifting mouth out of Neutral.
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You girls leave WAT alone.
We all know he's..............
Well, he's..............
Just leave him alone. OK?
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Well, the rumor is (from those who have actually seen WAT) that he bears a strong resemblance to Shrek (but nobody will tell him so). <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />
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If I told you he cross-dresses in frocks made of aluminum wrap, would you be foiled again? Or would he? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />
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Well, the rumor is (from those who have actually seen WAT) that he bears a strong resemblance to Shrek (but nobody will tell him so).
Shrek is fat
has green skin
Big ears
talks funny
farts a lot
WAT is thin.
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Well, the rumor is (from those who have actually seen WAT) that he bears a strong resemblance to Shrek (but nobody will tell him so). <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> Ouch! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> As for the curtains, double ouch!!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />
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WAT is drinking soooo much beer ...much more than he is catching fish that he is NO longer thin!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dealen-De...you have nailed this..
I am at a loss of W O R D S ! ! ! !
me...who gets so fired up she leaves any thought of spelling anything correctly in the dust...
I will soon be stripped of my upcarrots...
NO LONGER....ARK ^^
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just plain ARK....
oh my God those ruffled curtains...that's funny..though...
ARKie ^ ^
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I can verify NB's story about the curtains!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Too bad we can't figure out a way to decorate his User Name or signature while he's gone..... you know,,put a few ruffles around them........ VVVVVVVVV WAT VVVVVVVVVVV <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />
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Shrek is fat
has green skin
Big ears
talks funny
farts a lot
WAT is thin. , and I guess now you're going to tell me he's not green and he doesn't fart either? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
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I've said too much already.
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I still can't think of any good rumors! I'll sleep on it, and maybe something will come to me.
A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner.
~ English proverb Neak's Story
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I can verify NB's story about the curtains!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Too bad we can't figure out a way to decorate his User Name or signature while he's gone..... you know,,put a few ruffles around them........ VVVVVVVVV WAT VVVVVVVVVVV <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> I remember the family room redcorating he did. Ended up going from frilly to a manly man's room. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> As for the Shrek image....well I will always associate the 2 . While I don't believe WAT is green (unless he's had 2 2 many beers), I believe the shape of their heads are similar. LOL!!! just kidding. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> Now if you all want something to pick on....remember WAT's boat? When is his next trip? Last time I saw him in the water with starfish..... I mean holding a starfish... I mean.... Ooppps <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Ok,I did my share of starting this rumour. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> L.
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WAT has never caught a fish in his LIFE!!!! WAT goes to the market & pays for a BIG fish & then takes the frozen fish down to the water & poses with the fish ~as if~ he just caught a big one. WAT suffers from seasickness & has never set foot on a boat that has moved away from the dock. sad but true Pep <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />
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oh pep I'm sorry to say that the boat in WAT's pictures actually belongs to his third cousin twice removed. He uses microsoft "picture it" to put himself IN the boat and and as for the fishing ..... if you look closely you will see the 'fish' are actually the SAME one..its made of fiberglass!!! Apparrently he is allergic to fish!!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
Life may feel as if you are constantly getting kicked on a daily basis, living is about picking yourself up each day and going on and on and on regardless.
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pathetic
just pathetic
I also learned that WAT actually has a full head of thick wavy brown hair which he shaves daily because he read in Penthouse magazine that women find bald guys sexy !!!
so pathetic
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Does this mean he isn't an actual Master baiter???? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
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