school cafeterias might - but they would have more than 5 children. Maybe you could donate it to a homeless program.

Not at my HOUSE.

But I have about a million in the camper.

Hey...you know...there might come a time when we might NEED them.


We keep some against "need" also. I usually pack some when I am driving around in the back country "just in case. "

Some of them are as good as your typical canned foods, and though I can't say I really like them, I don't mind.

You can take them out of the cardboard pouch, and put the foil pack on the engine block so they warm as you drive. It takes about 15 minutes to get warm. (We got a bunch of the entrees without heaters.)

Oh T&L, many of them are vegetarian. Isn't that exciting?

I'm in the back country a lot. You get used to it.

But the packet that makes about 2 gallons of gravy still makes me wonder why the Wookie bought it.

I don't know either. 2 gallons could be used by someone who can't cook to make a bad food palatable. Does the Wookie camp with male friends who can't cook?


SS

BTW Kimmy, did you get any rain the last little while?

SS

Mr. C is such dead meat! He was on severa black lists after turning his room into a giant science experiment dump, and now he has started up again. Except that I caught him part-way and am making him clea up.

This tim it's not so much an experiment as a lab/factory. He "discovered" that if you mix Anti-Monkey Butt Powder with Gold Bond Medicated Powder, and sprinkle it between your cheeks, it will produce an interesting effect.

So he came out and announced, "Mom, I have two formulas ready. Well, one finished and one still a prototype. One is a rear coolant, and one is a rear lubricant."

As if that wasn't bad eough, his catchy advertising slogan is, "We work hard so your butt doesn't have to."

The whole house reeks of the powder, aswell as the manhoe cologne he doused his room with to cover the overpowering scent of Anti-Monke Butt Powder.

"It reall works," then pipes up thePrincess. "I tried it, and oooh," blissful wiggle "I'm so nice and cool."

TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI

I'm sure if any of you find yourselves in need of coolant or lubricant, Mr. C will gladly share his secret recipe and precise proportions of powders.

what is Anti-Monkey Butt Powder??????

Thanks C, I didn't dare ask.





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And some people doubt the value of home schooling! :RollieEyes:

First of all, that's what it's really called. I am not making thi up.

It's an anti-ich powder for nether regions that can be found in some truck stops and the Wstern Supply Sore in Williston, ND. Mr. C has always loved te stuff. Mabe he felt grown-up when he used it, I don't know.

You have the oddest products there. :MrEEk:

Keyboard still sticking, I take it? What a place to get Monkey Butt Powder!! Just what kind of shopping trips are you taking that boy on, anyway? :MrEEk:

I've never heard of such. However, I have heard of..... this

I can only say I just love that Mr C !!!!!!!!!

Two.

Drops.

I was all ready to hunker down and spend Saturday doing kid's crafts and reading (bought two FULL PRICED BOOKS - I usually go to the half-priced bookstore). Had planned on making shepard's pie.

Nada.

I was VERY disappointed.

Still read both books this weekend, though.

Have heard of butt paste...not the monkey stuff.

Am hoping no actual monkeys are harmed in the production...hehe.

I DO use bag balm to make burn scars go away.

Bag Balm Link

Why burn scars?

Because I'm proof positive that cooking is hazadous to your (my) health.

I've got a scar from making cream puffs and a scar from when the frijoles splattered and stuck to my arm.

Udder Butter is supposed to work on scarring, too.

Udder Butter Link

I just had a bizarre revelation.

I've been here over 8 years.

I have over 12 thousand posts.

Now I've seen everything.

Edited to add: I mean the um paste, not all the posts. Congratulations on the true oldtimerness you've achieved.

So, in all those years, I still haven't gotten me one of those marriages to build. What's with that?

It's only been 8 years - don't give up yet. And whenever you do get married, you'll already be such an expert!

The Dervish has his first crush. He said her name with such reverence I guessed at once.

"Do you like her?"
"No. ....................... I LOVE her. She is so byoofull."

:RollieEyes:

Uh Oh!