Matlock to Bimbo: �Were you really voted by your high school class as; Most likely to become a failed porn actress and crack addict by 30?�

I have to say if I were in HH�s place with BIMBO�s �money shot� I could not resist doing some photo-shop editing and combining it with the below image.

Endless possibilities.

Chrisner, is this clown from the Stephen King movie IT or Alien Clowns from Outer Space?

Start the photoshop. I don't think that you have to change the teeth because they must be pretty worn down by now.

Is the White makeup from the Mary Kay line. Buy Mary Kay and you can look like this too!! ROLOL

You guys crack me up! I needed a good laugh tonight. I'm feeling a little down. Had a medical test today and weird thoughts have been running through my head all day. Wondering if I had to have surgery, could I get D!ck to sign over rights to the kids to his parents just in case something were to happen. I don't trust the guy to be any kind of a parent anymore. And Bimbo -- she'd probably sell them into slavery.

And keep the possible deposition questions coming. I'll make a list for the attorney. Yep, he HAS to ask something about the photos even if it's just an inside joke.

Wonder if I can be there during the questioning.... Anyone know how that works?

When did you meet [insert WHs name]?

"xxx? But I have proof otherwise..."

Wouldn't it be fun to let that deposition mess with her head a bit?

"When did you find out he was married?"

"Did you know about the other woman he's been seen with?"

"How much marital money have you spent on yourself?"

"What made you think you were entitled to marital assets?"

"How many trips to Vegas have you taken with a married man?"

"What about with OM besides HHWH?"

Pile on friends - let's come up with the scariest questions for the deposition - let's have some fun with Bimbo!

I did not see Zombieland but now I will have to buy it for my brother.

Growing up he was always terrified of clowns...so of course as an adult we shower him with all kinds of presents to remind him of his fears.

I have bought him Alien Clowns from Outer Space, IT movies, clown cards, circus tickets, and my coup de grace was when I found him a 3 foot tall hand crochet or knitted clown that had the scariest white face ever. Who would ever knit something like that?? (Chai??)

What a great sister I am!

Sorry for the TJ...Great memories!

I will have to get that. Clowns and Zombies! What could possibly go wrong?

DD22 watched IT many years ago and is still terrified by Pennywise.

Now my favorite zombie movie is Shawn of the Dead.

HH, I hope all is well with your tests.

Which school did DD look at? The one with a Buffalo or the one with a Ram?

DGS lives in Fort Collins (the Ram place). That is a wonderful town.

Mmmmmmmm.....The Rio Grande.....enchiladas......margaritas....tomorrow!


Matlock to Bimbo:

Do you view pornography? (Huh??)

Do you consider photos of genitalia sent and viewed via phone text to be pornography? (Whaaat??)

Has anyone ever sent you photos of their genitalia via phone text? (How does he know that!!)

Have you ever sent photos of your genitalia via phone text? (fingers tapping on file folder)

Is this your first adulterous relationship with a married man?

On your several trips to Las Vegas with a married man did you personally gamble with HH�s marital assets?


I will try to think of more.

Great questions especially the ones about gambling with marital money and trips with a married man. A family friend did see the two of them playing black jack in a casino in Vegas before the news of the affair hit. And the sexting questions... priceless. I also thought of the money he's spent trying to get her kids into the music business. He's paid for rooms, meals and gas to take them to Las Vegas at least twice.

And Chrisner... the mascot is a Maverick. Its in G.J.

Grand J is a real nice town. The weather on the western slope is so much nicer than Denver on average.

If you ever go there be sure to go to The Winery for dinner. Try Garfields if you like seafood.

Hrm...

I was considering a move to Denver myself...

Food for thought.

/tj

Seriously, though, HH--

Be very careful. Heads (of both sorts, I imagine) will roll when he finds out she's being deposed.

Have DD keep looking up scholarships and such; and if worst comes to worst, see what the student loan costs are.

HH, you absolutely have the right to be there at the deposition because you are a party. She only has the right to be at HER deposition. So if you depose WH, she won't get to hear what he says (unless he lets her read the transcript later).

I would ask her straight up if she has had sex with WH. How many times? Where? When?

Also ask her to produce financial records of her own which may turn up some deposits to her account leading to the question about the source of EVERY deposit.

Oh, and if it comes out that WH has given her money, ask her if she reported said money to the IRS.

Well, you would be surprised what we see.

Like this:

http://whywouldyouknitthat.blogspot.com/2008/09/this-is-what-happens-when-biologist.html

And this:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukn...o-graffiti-artists-with-yarnbombing.html

And this:

http://www.knitty.com/ISSUEwinter04/PATTwomb.html

Oh, almost forgot my personal fav:
http://www.strangebuttrewe.com/knitGI.htm

D!ck sent text today.... "Just lost my job."

I waited, then text back "What happened"

End of story. I was at restaurant with a friend. Been crying off and on. Don't know what to think except today is Good Friday. Jesus on the cross. D!ck is my cross.

(((HH)))) I know this seems devastating, but I have a suspicion that this is going to work for the good in the end. We all know WH is headed for a crash and this could be the beginning of that crash. You and your kids will be fine, I just know it. NOW IS THE TIME TO REALLY TRUST GOD!