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#745432 03/04/03 09:33 AM
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FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired
beauty, 80's, slim,5'4" used to be 5-6), searching
for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.
Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who
has just buried fourth husband, and am looking
for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness,
fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.

SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks,
sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you
are the silent type, let's get together, take our
hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.

WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original
teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare
steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.

BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like
to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and
still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick,
or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen
to my eight-track tapes.

MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through
Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and
Sunday, let's put our two heads together.

MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932, high mileage, good
condition, some hair, many new parts including hip,
knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition, but
walks well.

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There just is no appropriate response to this. You are one silly, warped, goofy guy!

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Some men are so easy...

The following ad appeared in a city's newspaper:

"Single Black Female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I am a very good looking girl who loves to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, fishing trips, and cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only a fur coat. Kiss me and I'm yours! Call XXX-XXXX and ask for Daisy."

The first day the ad ran, over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the local Humane Society about an eight week old black Labrador Retriever!!!

Game-set-and match! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

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Ha ha...

However, I found Darth's own personal in which he went online and published pics of himself and son...(because son is the irristible one really) and him in front of his $$$ suv.

He stated he was DIVORCED (this was last march mind you) and that he would TAKE AN APPRECIATIVE WOMAN ON A SHOPPING SPREE, AND THAT HE WAS AN EXTREMELY SUCCESSFUL BUSINESSMAN AND ENJOYED EXOTIC TRIPS. Geez. I never saw any of that. Sure wish I did. So to make him angry...I put my pic online same day...ha ha ha. But didn't do a thing about it. Said I was a princess who had kissed a prince who turned into a frog..lol!

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bad peachy, bad! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

While my X was having her episodes of infatuation grandeur, she got a special phone card from the military base for the military body sculpture specialist (who got divorced because he was caught by his wife in the act with one of his sculpting students) and she was going to a family wedding where she refused to allow me to go. . . so i removed the card from her wallet, wrote down the numbers, put the card back, and drained the $$ with an open line call to london so when she was at the hotel, she could not call cheaply. . . .

bad, bad mind games. . . .

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Good grief, y'all. You make CJ and me look like angels.

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Oh MAN!! Angel Cinderella and I will be in the corner writing down all your naughty deeds. This is AWFUL!! This was supposed to be a JOKE THREAD.

(BTW, don't you just love those London accents??)

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Okay, I will serve this zinger:

A father was concerned that his daughter hadn't revealed her heart condition to his future son-in-law.

The first chance he had for a private chat, he asked his son-in-law to be, if he was aware that his fiancée had acute angina?

"Sure" he responded......."and her tits ain’t bad either."

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Helloooooooooooooo.... long time no see! Well, I haven't been on the boards in months! This thread caught my eye... of course the participants I know, or knew a lifetime ago!!!

Anyway, dating... that is the question. How are we? Have we all moved on? I got asked out TONIGHT for the very first time in over 12 years!!! Can't believe it and had to call Lost Husband (Bill) to know what to do/say!

Take care all!

c'ya,
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let us know if the dating rules have changed in 12 years!

good for you!

have fun. . . i do!

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After so long, let's see.... how many years? Are we going to count being asked out by the men who responded to my personal add? If we don't, then it would be, oh-don't even think I'm gonna say, a LOT of years since a man asked me out for a normal date. But, if one did, I don't know what I'd do. Probably laugh. Probably. I laugh a lot. And I know how that would make him feel. But I wouldn't be able to help it.

I'm older than most everyone here - at least my birth certificate says so. I have these two children that are way to young to be the children of a woman my age. I'm at that horrible stage where you get wrinkles, gray hair, and zits.

I don't guess I need to worry 'bout it. doofus left in 1995 and not a single local man has asked me out without me initiating the contact. Is that supposed to tell me something.

I have 2 great children, 2 cats, a half-acre yard, more house than I can clean (not a mansion, though), and a library card. What more could I want.

<small>[ March 05, 2003, 10:23 PM: Message edited by: cinderella ]</small>

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by FaithfulWife:
<strong>The first day the ad ran, over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the local Humane Society about an eight week old black Labrador Retriever!!!</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Is that pretty black lady still available because I'm shopping for another lady to join my harem...

PS. CJ - I don't think those men were so stupid, after what my X-B&^CH put me through I'd take a four legged B&^CH over a date anyday of the week. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />

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Rules, shmules. I'm just trying to relax and have fun.


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