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I don't have a library card,
But do you mind if I check you out?

I like your skeletal structure, baby,
You're an ectomorph, no doubt.

Your face is real symmetrical,
And your nostrils are so nice.

I wish that I was cross-eyed, girl,
So I could see you twice.

Girl, you smell like Fritos,
That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare.

You're so hot, you're gonna melt,
The elastic in my underwear.

I'll bet you're magically delicious,
Like a bowl of Lucky Charms.

You'd look like Venus de Milo,
If I just cut off your arms.

Do you believe in love at first sight.
Or should I walk by again?

My love for you is like diarrhea,
I just can't hold it in.

Stop, drop and roll now,
'Cause baby, you're on fire.

I'll bet your outfit,
Makes a lot of noise in the dryer.

You're absolutely perfect,
Don't speak now, you might spoil it.

Your eyes are even bluer,
Than the water in my toilet.

Say, has anyone ever told you,
You've got Yugoslavian hands?

I wanna be your Krakatoa,
Let my lava flow all over you.

I wanna be your anaconda,
And your heat-seeking missile too.

I wanna be your beef burrito,
Am I making this perfectly clear?

I wanna be your love torpedo,
Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here?

I hope I'm not being forward,
But do you mind if I chew on your butt?

You can tell me truthfully,
Am I a steamin' hunk of love now, or what?

There just aren't enough o's in "smooth"
To describe how smooth I am.

Maybe you've seen my picture,
It's in the dictionary under "Kablaam!"

My lips are registered weapons,
Can I invade your personal space?

You must have fallen from heaven,
That would explain how you messed up your face.

Well, how'd you get through security?
'Cause, baby, you're the bomb.

I'd like to take you home right now,
So you can meet my mom.

Girl, you must be Jamaican,
Because Jamaican me crazy.

Ok, so they aren't real cards, just some stuff I that um.. maybe Weird Al would say.. not sure that I can speak for him.

Alright, I stopped by here cause I'm an old timer, wanted to see what was going on and G is is asleep and I used to hold the title of Villiage Idiot, ok?

Zippy <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

I still miss my X, but my aim is improving... hehe

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Those are good. lol

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Those are great!

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Hi Tim!!

Say Hi to Gina for me and the boys! Hope you guys have a Merry Christmas!!

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Oops! Double post!!

<small>[ December 11, 2004, 07:54 AM: Message edited by: Mitzi ]</small>

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Hey Gang,

I was hoping no one would be offended by the post. After 5 years of healing and self reflection this stuff just hits me funny. Back then I was a basket case, sitting in my jammies all day posting my butt off and killing a case of beer a day while smoking two packs of smokes. Thank God that didn't last long.

Hey to John and TR,

then theres Mitzi, I can see what you're doing early on a Saturday morning lady!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> I'll let G know ya said HEY. She doesn't get much puter time anymore with her new job, I really don't either being Mr Mom now.

The kids are flying down to their Dad's house for Christmas this year, we alternate. G and I are driving out to Ohio again soon to hang with her parents and brothers. This should be fun taking the dog along on a nine hour drive. Big a$$ siberian that wants to drive, I don't mind she is pretty good, just that she always leaves the blinker on when passing. Makes me nuts.

I was just checking out some of the pics from VA the other night, that was a good time. We have to meet up again.

Hope you guys have a great holiday as well, take care.

Zippy

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Yeah, tell that lovely lady of yours "HI" from me, too.

So, If I planned another hot tub party would you guys come?

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Hey Tim...believe me, I wouldn't have been up that early if I hadn't had to take Kyle to a wrestling match! LOL He's decided to see how busy he can keep mom now that he's in high school! You guys would not believe how big the boys have gotten in the last 3 years! Post your email addy and I'll send pics. Or if ya don't wanna post it, mine is tmcgreevy@earthlink.net VA was sooo much fun! Haven't been to a beach since!

We get my H's kids for Christmas this year so it's gonna be like a circus Christmas morning. By 9am, my livingroom will be filled with wrapping paper and boxes! LOL

Take care,
Mitzi <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

P.S. HEY CINDERELLA!!!

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"FUGGAGEDITABOUDIT!"
heheheeeee
SDLOTR

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