I just can't tell you how relieved I am that this is about a steak around her neck, and not around your waist.
Oh my gosh.... This is the best laugh I have had in a long time....

BS 52, FWH 53, Married 1-1-84
D-day 5-14-07, WH moved in with OW
Plan A 9 months, DARK Plan B 3-17-08 until 3-2-09
WH and OW broke up 1-09
Started over 7-09