Good suggestion, but sorry, no can do. I can't play with my wife and laugh with my wife and create memories with my wife and not want to have sex with her. Hurts too much. So if we are staying together without sex, we will be staying together without laughter and playfulness. The laughing and playfulness will be separate, or not at all.

No, I am not intending to have an affair. Just intending to somberly slog through this with her. And have the good times with kids and guy friends.

When you can see it coming, duck!