Not exercising same time same place. Exercising same time different place. I don't want to be in the same room. Triggers all the negative emotions that prevent us from doing home improvement projects together. I feel judged. Whatever I do is not the right way or not good enough. Maybe I could tolerate driving to and from the gym together as long as we work out in different rooms. But I think for now I would prefer to work out at home while she is at the gym.

And yes, your comments were very punny. Lighthearted pun is much appreciated here.

When you can see it coming, duck!