I caught a couple thousand volts off a server rack today, for example. But I don't want to tell WW dangerous\scary stories that would make her worry.

Wow, glad you're OK. I try to stay away from electricity, especially while I'm over here!

There was a guy in Afghanistan in 2004 that would write his wife about how he was getting into gun battles around Bagram... hee hee... he was a 71L clerk. Go figure. rotflmao