Thinking, thinking... ... ...

Ok, alcohol has calories, and pot is illegal plus is a gateway to more calories...

I can think of two ways of using Cool-Whip that don't involve consumption of calories on her part. One is for you to put the Cool-Whip on her, and you consume it. The other might generate similar lowered inhibitions as drinking or pot, if she inhales...

I'm sorry, I'm not trying to talk you out of your resolve to stop trying. These suggestions sound fun though, and maybe some day you can use them...

me - 47 tired
H - 39 cool
married 2001
DS 8a think
DS 8b :crosseyedcrazy:
(Why is DS7b now a blockhead???)
(Ack! Now he's not even a blockhead, just a word! That's no fun!)