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I just saw this story in the newspaper. I omitted the people's last name. Sounds like an interesting concept in this age of immorality lol<p>Fullerton, California - The parents of a 21 year old woman allegedly chained their daughter spread-eagled to her bed to stop her from going out with a married man.<p>David M. 53, and his wife, Guadalupe, 51, were arrested in their apartment Sunday and booked for investigation of false imprisonment, assault and battery, and making criminal threats. Bail was set at $25,000.00.<p>A police office found Giovanna M. on the bed with each arm and leg chained to a bedpost.
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[img]images/icons/shocked.gif" border="0[/img] <p>wow!<p>I knew there was a reason that tactic is not listed in Harley's Plan A. <p>"Chain your WS to the bed to prevent them from having an A."<p> [img]images/icons/tongue.gif" border="0[/img]
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LOL! Maybe this is an indication that it is time we get the chastity belts back into fashion.<p> [img]images/icons/tongue.gif" border="0[/img]
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Well, I am not into that 'b0ndage' type of stuff but isn't that the correct position if you R? LOL!!! [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img] <p>Hmm... seemed their plan kinda backfired. Maybe they should have strung him up instead! Ouch [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img] [img]images/icons/tongue.gif" border="0[/img] <p>As for the chastity belt idea??!?! Think there needs to be one for both genders. Ok, let's play a game here. What would you call the one for guys?!?!? <p>L.
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Hmmmmm helmet? (you know since they seem to get their heads stuck in between their legs sometimes)
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"Hmmmmm helmet? (you know since they seem to get their heads stuck in between their legs sometimes)"<p>Oooh, HARSH!!<p>For me, what would you make it out of? Woudl have to be some kind of high strength steel or...<p>PAIN! [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img]
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2long, I am such a meanie aint I? [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img] [img]images/icons/wink.gif" border="0[/img] [img]images/icons/tongue.gif" border="0[/img] <p>Teehee!<p>How about... sanity belt?
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About the materials,<p>What about reinforced stainless steel (uuuhhh warming it up before wearing would help), and some barb wire! Very fashionable... i think. Ah the cost of virtue, buying a new set of pants every other day. [img]images/icons/tongue.gif" border="0[/img]
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Needed that laugh!<p>Wish my H's parents would do that to him, but then again they would probally invite the OW over to sit with him!
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Alostwife,<p>U are brutal!!! [img]images/icons/tongue.gif" border="0[/img] I remember you said you were still in school? Major in fashion designing? <p>Think you could start a whole new line of clothing. One for the OP and Ws. Of course there would have to be some unis3x clothing, heck some of them don't wear anything while they are together anyway!!! LOL! [img]images/icons/shocked.gif" border="0[/img] <p>Well if not fashion designing you would make a great comic writer. <p>By the way, the radio had a discussion about this incident today. Many responded. Even though what the parents did was drastic and unethical, you can sense their frustration. As far fetched as it was, I could empathize with them. But in reality there was not much they could do other than put that child out of their house. Wonder if the MM was showing up at their house or peeking into their window? Think that's too far fetched??? Think again! <p>My question is what do you do with the old OWs????? LOL!! [img]images/icons/shocked.gif" border="0[/img] If they get put on a rack, they might just shrivel up! [img]images/icons/shocked.gif" border="0[/img] <p>L.<p>[ June 25, 2002: Message edited by: Orchid ]</p>
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Teehee!<p>As a matter of fact Orchid I was a part time cartoonist for a while, and I am into design, not to talk about a cartoon my H is trying to convince me to start online, who knows maybe in a couple of weeks you all will have a link for it lol! And yah I am still in school, I am such a baby [img]images/icons/tongue.gif" border="0[/img] .<p>Hmmmm, intimate unisex wear for OP's. How about giving a negative charge to both OP and WS iron boxers, everytime they happen to see each other the magnetic force will keep them appart and with some luck none of them will run into a wall. (Or attract any heavy metal objects)<p>For WW a nice bra equipped with the latest on electro-shock for any curious non-spouse hands that wonder off. A sexy set of panties armadillo style equiped with the same protection can be sold as a set.<p>Now it would be a tad ironic if the store was called WS's Secrets, so we can call it: "Sanity 'R' Us"<p>[ June 25, 2002: Message edited by: Alostwife ]</p>
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And the old OW's could be contained in a spa, also known as "Sealed glass container". <p>It would do marbels for their aging, preserving them forever young. Also a criogenic suit would be a scream in a dressy evening partee. Of course the suit cannot be open if they don't want to end up like the wicked witch of the west and melt away due to the high content of deteriorating radical agents in Earth's athmosphere.
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Oh ALW, <p>I am howling here!!! [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img] Your vivid descriptions and my over active imagination are getting the better of me tonight. [img]images/icons/wink.gif" border="0[/img] I can just see an OW wearing what you are describing and stepping into a puddle...... what a 'light show'!! [img]images/icons/shocked.gif" border="0[/img] <p>U know like the cartoons where you can see their skeletons!!!. Oh boy maybe we better stop before someone turns us into the OP police!!!! <p>Anyway, the way this board keeps growing, I am sure your items would sell like hotcakes. Not sure who the buyers would be. Sounds more like the BS would be the buyers..... but then again they would have to know the size of the OPs and for some of us that is a challenge! LOL [img]images/icons/shocked.gif" border="0[/img] [img]images/icons/tongue.gif" border="0[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img] <p>L.
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I like what I call "The Miner's Hat' Award - its for the WS who has his head stuck furthest up his own backside!<p>Odile
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LOL wow odile, you are wicked too [img]images/icons/wink.gif" border="0[/img] <p>Orchid,<p>Yeah the sizing would be difficult, but we could make a part of the underwear be adjustable so they become 1 size, for small, medium, large, xlarge and xxxxlarge. [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img] Godzilla sizes would be available too, you never know exactly which hole the monster your WS has turned crawled out from, and in doubt it is better to always get the biggest size for OP, nothing a torch and soldering (spelling?) skills cannot taylor.<p>The OP police got nuthin on me, they should have detected the smell of parody emanating from this thread. If not, then I could say I would be rather disapointed.
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odile:<p>"I like what I call "The Miner's Hat' Award - its for the WS who has his head stuck furthest up his own backside!"<p>I thought that "ailment" already had a name:<p>Corneal Rectumitis.
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LOL!!!<p> [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img]
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