Ok, U all have been into some heavy duty discussions and frankly this board needs a real picker upper. <p>Well this may be one or not but here's 10 'BAD' puns sent to me by my SIL. I wanted to share it with all of u and hope it brings a smile or cracks U up!!! [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img] <p>The Bottom 10 List Of BAD PUNS! [An outstanding
collection!]
1. Two vultures board an airplane, each
carrying two dead raccoons. The flight attendant looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."<p>2. Two boll weevils grew up in South
Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.<p>3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were
chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.<p>4. A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in
the Old West. He slides up to the bar and
announces:
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."<p>5. Did you hear about the Buddhist who
refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to
transcend dental medication.<p>6. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into
a hotel and were standing in the lobby
discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they
asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."<p>7. A woman has twins and gives them up for
adoption. One of them goes to a family in
Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other
goes to a family in Spain; they name him
"Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture>
of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving
the picture, she tells her husband that she
wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal.
Her husband responds, "They're twins!
If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."<p>8. Some friars were behind on their belfry
payments, so they opened up a small florist
shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked
to buy flowers from the men of God, a
rival florist across town thought the
competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went
back and begged the friars to close. They
ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh
MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that Hugh, and
only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.<p>9. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked
barefoot most of the time, which produced an
impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ....what?
(Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) A super
calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.<p>10. And finally, there was the person who
sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did. [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img] <p>Hope U'al enjoyed this! [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img]
