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TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.
5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2) Less guilt the morning after.
1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD.
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Funny ... but I'd give anything for the sex!
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Too bad I'm too tall and too old to go trick or treating.... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="images/icons/frown.gif" /> That and I can get candy any time, I haven't had sex in months.... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" /> Jen
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Jen Brown: <strong>Too bad I'm too tall and too old to go trick or treating.... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="images/icons/frown.gif" /> Jen</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Hey you can still dress up like Morticia Adams and give out candies to the little ones.
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Fun idea, but living in an apt. means no trick or treaters. My H has to run up and down the stairs to the door back at the house all night long by himself. (Even if he is still at a point where he can't forgive me and thinks he no longer loves me, I KNOW he'll be missing me tonight!!! lol)
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TMCM: We didn't get many trickortreaters even before our house was dark and surrounded by scaffolding... ...it's a rather daunting 3-story Queen Anne Victorian on a hilltop... Been used in many jokes, I'll bet! People used 2 drive by when we were outside and ask "is this house haunted?" I got tired of explaining that it wasn't, and that I didn't believe in ghosts and stuff, so when a location scout asked that question once, I said "Of course. I'm 130 years old. My son built this house!" Nobody asks anymore! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by whippit:
<strong>Funny ... but I'd give anything for the sex!</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Sex? What is that? I have a vague memory of it.
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Dear 2Much
That was hilarious. I sent my H a card today and told him is he was "up" for a treat to come and see me tonight. Oh well all dress down and nowhere to go. Why couldn't they have just mindless sex with us for a change.
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TMCM,
Thanks for the "Top Ten"...it made me smile tonight!
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